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Blonde and Hispanic Jokes, x_X
Sumiaki
post Aug 26 2004, 10:32 PM
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Yea, these 2 jokes are kind of corny and gay but yea... laugh.gif

-Why the blonde have sex with a mexican?

Because her teacher told her to do a essay.

-What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

I dunno, I was laughing when i first heard the jokes. laugh.gif
 
xnastyninjagrlx
post Aug 27 2004, 11:18 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA.....yah they are corny but a little funi...5/10
 
imm
post Aug 27 2004, 11:43 AM
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QUOTE(Sumiaki @ Aug 26 2004, 10:32 PM)
-What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

Lmao. I don't get the first one though... wacko.gif
 
gerundio
post Aug 27 2004, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE(Sumiaki @ Aug 26 2004, 10:32 PM)
What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

it's only funny if u pronounce "Juan" like a gringo... they say something close to "wuahn."
 
yeseulx3
post Aug 27 2004, 01:10 PM
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i don't get the first joke, the the second one i get... cute~
 
acidbreeze
post Aug 27 2004, 01:25 PM
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An "ese" is spanish for man, or slang for man.
essay pronounced same as ese

What do you call a Hispanic boy with rubber feet?
Roberto
 
pnai4eva
post Aug 27 2004, 02:40 PM
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I get the second one, but i dont get the first...
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 02:56 PM
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rofl... haha, i like those=]
 
aznriceboi
post Aug 27 2004, 03:11 PM
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lol, heard them before but its still funny
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 04:33 PM
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lol i didnt get the first one till i read the posts hehe they're ok
 
gerundio
post Aug 27 2004, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 27 2004, 1:25 PM)
An "ese" is spanish for man, or slang for man.
essay pronounced same as ese

no "ese" does not mean "man"

ese is the masculine form of "that" or sometimes "him"

some mexican-AMERICANS use it as slang.
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 08:28 PM
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lol. funny.
 
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post Aug 27 2004, 11:45 PM
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i like tha second joke...lol...made me laugh out loud laugh.gif
 
Streetbawler91
post Aug 28 2004, 02:33 AM
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heard that before but sitll funnay
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 10:13 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 01:10 AM
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lol oh well im not such a big fan for Q+A style jokes.... good job tho
 

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