10 reasons for insomnia, my hw. help? |
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 Jan 16 2005, 09:15 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx  Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813  |
Can you guys think of 10 humorous causes of insomnia? Its for homework. Knowing you guys, you can come up with good stuff.
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Jan 16 2005, 09:27 PM
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I don't know about humorous, but isn't stress one of the causes?
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Jan 16 2005, 10:17 PM
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 SQUASHBERRY. ;D Group: Member Posts: 440 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,612 |
-Because you're so stressed out from all the homework your evil teachers give, including some stupid assignment asking for 10 humorous causes of insomnia.
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| *x____duckii* |
Jan 16 2005, 10:42 PM
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You're afraid to fall asleep because the boogieman under your bed is going to eat you up.
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| *Kathleen* |
Jan 16 2005, 10:46 PM
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- createBlog
- A bed that wreaks of dog  And I can't really...think of anymore at the moment. 
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| *mona lisa* |
Jan 16 2005, 10:47 PM
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umm...does it have to be humorous?
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Jan 16 2005, 10:51 PM
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aha!! poop and your teacher!
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Jan 16 2005, 10:55 PM
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You just saw a commercial that starred michael jackson.
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Jan 16 2005, 10:57 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
you refuse to turn off the TV, fearing the Teletubbies, who are secretly malicious martians, will pop out, use their death rays and take over the world. So there you are, frying pan in hand, underwear on head, ready to defend the Earth from certain peril.
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Jan 17 2005, 12:20 AM
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 ...and this is me.. Group: Member Posts: 3,518 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 57,899 |
errr....
 This is kinda hard..and seeing as how it's 12:30 am....I'm not up for thinking up stuff...sry  but good luck 
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Jan 17 2005, 02:09 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
im not gona say any cuz i might sound corny. even though i've been insomniac a lot.
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Jan 17 2005, 03:25 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
You're scared of falling asleep.
You're scared of having dreams about falling asleep. That's all I can think of..FOR NOW. This post has been edited by WhiteLotus*: Jan 17 2005, 03:26 AM |
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jan 17 2005, 03:27 AM
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masturbating
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Jan 17 2005, 03:28 AM
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having teh 1337 butt secks
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Jan 17 2005, 03:36 AM
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too many things on my mind =P
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Jan 17 2005, 06:16 AM
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Scared of drowning in your own drool while sleeping.
Scared of wetting the bed. The comfortable soft bed sheets.. turn you on. |
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Jan 17 2005, 06:35 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
Hm... usually for me, is...
1. I might get those again where your whole body doesn't move at all and you can't hardly breathe and talk. 2. I'm sometimes scared that I might dream the same nightmare dream that I had like 3 times in a row. 3. I might get scissors (ghost getting on you and staring at you until your heart beats very faster) 4. Too much homework and projects to finish. 5. Studying for the test, quiz, finals. 6. Cause my friends who are older than me. Around 17 to 23 years old always get online around at 2am in the morning to 5am in the morning. And I want to talk to them, it's the only time to talk to them. 7. My favorite shows are on at late night time! Especially Wolf's rain and Inuyasha  always starts at 12:30am, 1:00am and i miss it, 3:00am, 3:30am..eh.. and music videos!!!8. I get scared if I get another bug bite and I'll get an itchy body again!! 9. Busy making xanga banners, xanga layouts, xanga icons, xanga link buttons from adobe photoshop and my imageready 10. Too much on mind. hehe... |
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Jan 17 2005, 06:37 AM
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QUOTE(angel_roh @ Jan 17 2005, 3:35 AM) Hm... usually for me, is... 1. I might get those again where your whole body doesn't move at all and you can't hardly breathe and talk.  What do you call.. Sleep paralysis or something? I get it all the time. I just sit there looking around my room. It's really tiring, because you're trying not to fall asleep because you know you're going to fall into it. |
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Jan 17 2005, 06:39 AM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Jan 17 2005, 3:37 AM) What do you call.. Sleep paralysis or something? I get it all the time. I just sit there looking around my room. It's really tiring, because you're trying not to fall asleep because you know you're going to fall into it. Haha so true about that Eve!! haha... but it's hard..cause my eyes are closing and im soo tired!!!!! ehck >.<;; well i heard that when people think about it too much, they'll get sleep paralysis cause it's on their mind too much. well for me, i cant stop thinking about it because im scared of them and if im scared of them, i just cant stop thinking about them >.< |
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Jan 18 2005, 12:02 AM
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My name is Jason, not imafreakinazn D: Group: Member Posts: 2,008 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,432 |
+caffine
+caffine +caffine +caffine +caffine +caffine +caffine +caffine +caffine +the internet [XDDDDDD] |
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Jan 18 2005, 01:32 AM
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the song your sister was singing earlier in the shower is now stuck in your head.
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Jan 18 2005, 02:11 AM
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 sugar coated bombs on your head Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,249 |
someone might take your champion title in the arcade >.>
afraid that your crush will come online and you'll miss her. you couldn't sleep cause you were afraid youd fail your humorous insomnia homework. |
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Jan 18 2005, 02:31 AM
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 Yes. this is me. Group: Member Posts: 154 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,940 |
Zoloft gave me insomnia. When I first started taking it before I started taking the lithium, I didn't sleep for 96 hours straight
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Jan 18 2005, 02:49 AM
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studying, presuring, head aches, createblog, food, and distractions
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Jan 18 2005, 05:55 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
10 Reasons
1. Createblog....i can post one more, no how about another...oh this is a good topic....lemme play an arcade game...damn ping pong ball stay in the middle!...lol etc.etc. 2.I can't fall asleep....one sheep, two sheep, red sheep, blue sheep...wtf? i swear i heard that somewhere...:get's outta bed: :searches through books:...oh it's one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish..damn it now i have that stuck in my head,..can't fall asleep 3. Turn on tv...see a show i love, and watch it for an hour, then i see another show, then i see a movie...i swear i can sit infront of the tv all night 4. Video game...must get to next level...must get to next level! ah! i died, ok...start over again.. 5. "lalalallala" that song has been stuck in my head! ah, make it stop, "lallalalla" 6. Homework...who's idea was it to gimme this 10 page history report? ahh...take away the fact that i left it to the last minute. 7.AHHAHA! hyper hyper hyper!!! drink CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW!!! ahhahhahahahahahahah 8.ahh, my crush asked me out :) swooonn...i feel like i'm falling in love. we'll be together forever 9. Wahhh! my crush broke up with me the next day! i feel so used! i'll never love again! wahhh! lol 10. man, my head hurts...i think i'm getting sick...i feel cold...104 fever? ahh, not good...can't sleep.. lol those are my 10 reasons why i am always up at these cruel and unusual times |
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