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Dumbest thing you said/heard today?
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post Jul 28 2008, 03:27 PM
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QUOTE(evamariesays @ Jul 28 2008, 11:45 AM) *
What's Chinese numbers?

I don't know if they made up the name and it's actually called something else... but it involves using a bunch of sticks and arranging them in different ways. Then they ask what number between 1-5 it is.

Mind-blowing. xD
 
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post Jul 29 2008, 04:05 AM
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post Jul 29 2008, 09:02 PM
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post Jul 29 2008, 09:03 PM
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post Aug 3 2008, 09:39 PM
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I discovered that I dunked my camera into a cup of water the other night. I thought that'd spilled the water over it. Somehow, that seemed better.

(So basically, the dumbest thing I did two days ago)
 
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post Aug 21 2008, 03:27 PM
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post Aug 21 2008, 11:28 PM
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Me while i was at my friend's house(we were attempting to do homework...

Me:Hey i have this folder!!!!
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Me: Oh wait, it IS mine!!!!!!
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post Aug 22 2008, 02:39 AM
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Stupid thing I heard: The Jonas Brothers are the best musicians ever!
 
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post Aug 22 2008, 03:09 AM
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While at strip club, I had a frustrating conversation with one of the dancers.

"Like, fuk, man, if the cops come and, like, raid this place, they can't go in the dressing rooms, can they?"
"Yes, Loren, they're cops. If they have a search warrant, they can do whatever the hell they want."
"But, we're like, naked back there."
"This club is fully fucking nude, they'll see you, anyway."
"But still, dude, it's like, wrong, Brandon."
"Then don't put a dollar amount on your vagina while you're working and you won't have that problem."
"I guess you're right... wait, huh?"
"..."
"Brandon, you confuse me."
 
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post Aug 22 2008, 05:27 AM
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hahaha strippers can be dumb.

heard
"i want to pick my nose but it hurts"
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 07:14 PM
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bump.

my math teacher: [referring to a division problem] "can someone do this on a calculator? i'm not really good at math."


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post Aug 26 2008, 08:15 PM
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While riding around in my car w/ my friend Jasmine & her brother:

Jasmine: Dang! This is the 7th cop I've seen today. Wonder what they're all doing.
Me: I dunno man. Who cares?
Jasmine: Must be cause it's Labor Day Weekend.
Me: ...But it's Tuesday.
Jasmine: .....Oh.
[we all crack up]
 
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post Aug 26 2008, 08:20 PM
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My 11 year old sister asked:

Her: "Why did they bleep dick out?"
Me: "Angelica, don't say that."
Her: "Why, is it a cuss word?"
Me: "I thought you knew that"
Her: "Well how come they let Kathy Griffin say it on Bravo?"
Me: "Cuz she says it so f**king much."
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 08:19 AM
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QUOTE(Hedonism @ Aug 26 2008, 09:20 PM) *
My 11 year old sister asked:

Her: "Why did they bleep dick out?"
Me: "Angelica, don't say that."
Her: "Why, is it a cuss word?"
Me: "I thought you knew that"
Her: "Well how come they let Kathy Griffin say it on Bravo?"
Me: "Cuz she says it so f**king much."

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talking to my 10 year old sister

me- how long to you need in the bathroom for school, lauren
her- well i dont brush my teeth so only 5 min.
me- *GAG*

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post Aug 27 2008, 10:22 AM
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post Aug 27 2008, 10:59 AM
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QUOTE(absinthe @ Aug 26 2008, 08:14 PM) *
bump.

my math teacher: [referring to a division problem] "can someone do this on a calculator? i'm not really good at math."
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lol that reminds me of my biology teacher when she said last year
"Alright kiddies welcome to biology! Go easy on me because i know nothing about biology...lets have a fun year"
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 11:48 AM
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My friend thought it was possible to declare your house a seperate country. It was unfortunate.
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 11:50 AM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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QUOTE(absinthe @ Aug 26 2008, 08:14 PM) *
bump.

my math teacher: [referring to a division problem] "can someone do this on a calculator? i'm not really good at math."


...


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thats great!
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 02:24 PM
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My roommate told me she thought that the "high-altitude" instructions on the side of brownie boxes were for people who wanted to make them on AIRPLANES.

Yikes.
 
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post Aug 27 2008, 02:40 PM
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said to me, "oh my gosh! i swear i thought you were in college or something!"

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post Aug 28 2008, 08:35 AM
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Answer : I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
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post Aug 28 2008, 09:10 AM
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QUOTE(JokeInsideJoke @ Aug 28 2008, 09:35 AM) *
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer : I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

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Wow, I hadn't heard that one. That's almost as good as Miss Teen South Carolina... but I don't think anything can top that!
 
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post Aug 28 2008, 09:52 AM
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At least Miss Alabama made some sense. She was just too repetitive.


Well this happened last night...
My parents' and my sister's rooms are being repainted into a light green, while mine is staying purple... so I told my sister my room would be like the flower, the hallway would be the stem, and their rooms would be the leaves.

She laughed in my face.
 
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post Aug 28 2008, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE(Joannnnnne @ Aug 28 2008, 10:52 AM) *
At least Miss Alabama made some sense. She was just too repetitive.
Well this happened last night...
My parents' and my sister's rooms are being repainted into a light green, while mine is staying purple... so I told my sister my room would be like the flower, the hallway would be the stem, and their rooms would be the leaves.

She laughed in my face.


Lol that's not dumb, it's creative. tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 28 2008, 10:18 AM
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^ Thanks! Though I'd probably laugh at someone if they said that to me, too. It is a bit lame. xD
My mom liked it, though!
 
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