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interesting question, someone e-mailed this to me
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post Jun 13 2005, 01:19 AM
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It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.











Candidate A -





Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.

He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.














Candidate B -





He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until


noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.










Candidate C -



He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



















Which of these candidates would be your Choice?










Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.






























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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.














Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
















Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.






















Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
 

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