________ flyin high, eatin' a sandwhich, humpin a bush. muahahhaah

*drama of the three way

very good, dear

"you have meticulous attention to detail...in bead!"

oh and...

"whoa, i thought those ducks were real" "they are" "WHOA I thought those ducks were f***in' fake!"

butt.

only my cousin and i know.

hush

ISK is here!!!!!

WE ARE THE MASTERS OF DISASTERS.

yo, didn't ya here? They reserved a jail cell just for us when we grow up!

Ph3a12 U5 w3 423 t3h 4n4l PROBE!

intense basketball games and---
DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE.

girls CAN play bball.
stupid college guys.

THE BUSH!

BREAD EATING CONTEST!!

monkeys

krispy kream (sp?)

jane the rabid blue vagina

CRAIG!

you ass looks creepy

"LiKe OmGaWd LyKe He LyKe Is LyKe sO LyKe OmG LyKe HaWt LyKe yEaH LyKe OmGAaAaAawD!"

rofl.

p.i.m.p.

*ding dong*
*knock knock*
*BANGA! *

adidas

"My dad ran over corn!"
"All 5 of them?!"

GET OUUUUUUUUU

salt shaka

"If I weren't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me..."

Lets dance!

"you're stupid...I hope you know that"

J: he's the one in the green
S: THEY'RE ALL IN GREEN.

Gary after work: Yay now i can afford my bowl of soup
me: didnt they take out childs support?
Gary: dang looks like im back at the cup of soup

ah bitchnigga!! - we yell that out at eachother all the time/...

chinkazolla - one of my friend calls me that

mutt - i call him that back

notorious purple pimple - we refer to my friends huge ass nasty pimple that he had once...god it was nasty..

inveigh- oy vey! like a jewish woman!

...so the door was yellow? no.

*finger points*

napoleon dynamite is like the great gatsby? joyce is a bit pathetic

a vagenda?? haha

is that a souvenier?

if you push me off, will i become half cat too?

but i have to brush my retainer!

the sick bus

if i pretended this was a gun, would that be bad?

its like rome!

red neck humor = shreeeeeeeeech

muhahahaha math games

mr and dr matthews...?

penguin!!

the big oboe player

shiney head

shist

white river

-------------------------------------------
i <3 new york + band kids

^^ yes huh!!!!!!!

Kris, I'm turning you in. Have fun at the mental hospital.

AND NO JELLO FOR YOU!

Bewbie.

Eew. Biggo. (hehe, me and Toby[Spiritedfreak]'s joke)

"I would so turn you into a tree."

"Pinky. Little pink. Awww, no pinky."

"So you nailed Tartuffe yet?"

"But balconies don't have movie theatres...."

Student, "Furreal?"
Teacher, "Fo real."

"Purple glitter in a tube!! I will catch up with you! Spinnyspinnyspinny"

boxers


BOOM HEADSHOT!!

$79 cents!
YOiNK!!

"hrrrrrrrrrrrr"
the bball booklet and fia.

*punch punch* dung flies out o_O

^ ahahaha jane =) i forgot about that one

angeezy beezy -.-

YEAH AND.



" IT'S NEXTEL OMFG.

AHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAA
AHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA "

yesssssssssss,

Green green [tone of voice steadily increases] green GREEN GREEN!

*at a concert*

C: o no we lost her!
T: it's okay i'll use my magic finger! *points*
K: hey!
T: i found her!

freud is going to give us cocaine

^haha, that one amuses me and i dont even actually know what its talking about. but i assume sigmund freud...


how do you know what a shrimp looks like?

What is a truck that tows?
A trow tuck...

indeeed it does ... there is a "beginer guide to frued" in my school library and it satires his life to some extent and in the cartoons it shows him testing the effects of cocaine on himself.. and hes sitting there shooting up....

one is not appreciative to ones accusations... one think one should give one the ability one posses

Fo' plus fo' equals jello!

*pshpshpshpsh* IT WAS RADHIKA!
i though we already had that talk! gosh!

I HEARD MY NAME!

red car

three quarters licourice

*half a tub of vaseline later*

Yeah, and I have clear boobs. *Sarcasm*