Full Version: Girls are like.....
Girls are like phones, they like to talk a lot. if press the wrong button.....will be disconnected...
Well guys are like parking spots. The good ones are usually taken. 
haha very good analogies..i would have never thought of those. both true too 
oh yeah? well girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck
Girls are like chocolate, very sweet sometimes......but if you hold it too tight, it will melt away
Guys are like tampons, only in there for one reason.
[i hope that made sense...]
[i hope that made sense...]
haha thats a good one
haha, girls are like toilets, the good ones are taken the rest are full of shit! HAHA i forgot where i got that..
-_-;; Your supposed to be standing up for us.
boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333
QUOTE(im___radx @ Jun 17 2004, 6:27 PM)
boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333
hahah thats a good one!
lol funny similes. anyways, the best isn't always taken since they like to wait until the right one.
I think it is all stereotypical
Girls are like a game if JINGA.. you go for the wrong one and all falls down on you.. that was lame
aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
girls are like bank accounts. they come with lots of benefits.
guys are like used cars. they refuse to go the extra mile.
girls are female, boys are male.
There.
There.
QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 18 2004, 2:08 PM)
aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
awww that one is sooooo kyoote!!!!!
okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go:
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Guys are like lollipops, sweet at first. Each girl gets a small sample till they drop them and they lose their virginity. Now who wantz a dirty lollipop?
- dere so mean.. ><"
- dere so mean.. ><"
I don't want a dirty lollipop 
Guys are like black lights. Easy to turn on, but not very bright.
Just made that one up, so I'm not sure if it made sense.
Guys are like black lights. Easy to turn on, but not very bright.
Just made that one up, so I'm not sure if it made sense.
lol these are really funny. i don't know any, where do you come up with these!
keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote "
I swear, that boyfriend remote always has me cracking up, lol...
heh, those are funny. too bad I don't have anything.
girls are like porno's, they get you horny, until the bf comes and f*ckes if up....
[EDiT]
lol im a dumb@$$, i think of the dumbest stuff.
[EDiT]
lol im a dumb@$$, i think of the dumbest stuff.
i want a clean lollipop..
i cant think of anything all the wuns i kno yu people already sed
wtf? some girls aren't talkative...not me..lols...before..but nows im pretty normal... but boys are like parking lots is so TRUE! haha...
good comparisons. lol
girls are like honey. they're sweet intill they get too sticky.
pretty kool ne 1 have ne more
wow HAHA i love the "boys are like tampons;;they're only in there for one reason."
lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
QUOTE(MisSyHangy @ Jun 19 2004, 2:56 PM)
keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote "
ha ha xD
QUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 26 2004, 1:40 AM)
lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
i lub tha short story!! sho tru
QUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 26 2004, 1:40 AM)
lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
that's so cute! and very very true. makes you wonder...
keep them going.
A really fast one is this.......Girls are like butterflies, hold them too tight and they will crush, hold them too loose and they will fly away.
lame...
guys are like ___ i dont have one..
guys are like ___ i dont have one..
hah if boys r like parking lots...then DAYUM i gotta good one 
haha anyone know how much those boyfriend remots cost???? n do they sell them at COSTO?? cuz now i know what to get my best friend for her birthday
LMAO
and i want to thank my knight in shining silver shorts for picking me off of that apple tree =)
love u soo much alex <3
haha anyone know how much those boyfriend remots cost???? n do they sell them at COSTO?? cuz now i know what to get my best friend for her birthday
LMAOand i want to thank my knight in shining silver shorts for picking me off of that apple tree =)
love u soo much alex <3
QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 18 2004, 2:08 PM)
aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
awwww. i love that quote. sounds so sweet.
your signature is way too huge. I don't have any that I can think of right now, but the bf remote..that's hot. I WANT ONE! my bf is a jackass.
QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jun 18 2004, 12:42 PM)
okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go:
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
hahahah, I like the "Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. " but I think that should be women because women dress themselves up an stuff, so it should be "women are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright." but ofcourse I Woudlnt' say that because I AM a women
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
too trueQUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 25 2004, 10:40 PM)
lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
lmao, tha'ts awesome
yeah.
u're quite right.
but not all the girls like talking.
u're quite right.
but not all the girls like talking.
ponies
hahaha those are freakin hilarious......i got nothin blah..u guyz took all da good onez...
I know tis looks to be dead but figured i might as well post this :D
"Girls are like RPG's, you gain XP as you go along, but the fights always get tougher." 
"Girls are like RPG's, you gain XP as you go along, but the fights always get tougher."
Wow, at least make it funny if you're gonna bump a really old topic
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