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Tung

Jun 20 2008, 08:18 PM

Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.

Dad: You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.

An hour later....

Dad: Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?

Pinocchio: Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.

dustbunny

Jun 20 2008, 08:20 PM

>_> moved to humor

MarcelleB

Jun 20 2008, 08:26 PM

lmfao

absinthe

Jun 20 2008, 09:04 PM

pandemonium

Jul 10 2008, 02:47 PM

lmao

Annabean

Jul 12 2008, 12:28 AM

Tomates

Jul 12 2008, 12:29 AM

lol XD

whoahitznikki

Jul 12 2008, 01:09 AM

i dont get it :(

Butterflyphoenix

Jul 12 2008, 11:18 PM

Annabean

Jul 12 2008, 11:35 PM

QUOTE(whoahitznikki @ Jul 12 2008, 02:09 AM)

i dont get it :(

basically wooden boy is jackin off with sand paper

PINAYSTER

Jul 23 2008, 11:33 AM

hahahahhha!!!! niiiice

kyarii

Jul 27 2008, 05:30 PM

rofl x'D !

Joss-eh-lime

Aug 28 2008, 12:51 AM

eh...

freeridefight

Sep 7 2008, 02:55 PM

ha the sad thing is, if he does it too much he'll lose it.

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