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As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
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lol, simply take off the black borders...
the only reason the comment links are hidden is because your the only one that can see them anyways.
This code shows the pink, you have to make the width of blacktext10.
the point is i made this code, you just took it and took out my customizations.
It doesn't work for I.E. Sigh.
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