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gotahemmi55
A Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.

Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word. The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another.

The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here."

To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!"
EXPLO5ION
mellow.gif Not as funny as the other jokes.
shortiiex
so, he is saying thet it is too expensive?
gotahemmi55
*sigh*

he didn't give the horse the correct change figuring that the horse wouldn't even notice because he's a horse.

but the horse did notice, and just figured that the beer was expensive, never mind, i thought it was funny at least, lol
yellowgurl
o. i was left thinking about it too.. until you explained it.. but then its no longer funny then.
islandkiss
eh. that was okay
Paradox of Life
Didn't even make me smile. Cute though, hehe. happy.gif
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