gojira
Jul 26 2011, 09:08 PM
right after someone else just pooped? do you wait or do you not mind sitting on a warm toilet?
heyo-captain-jack
Jul 26 2011, 09:10 PM
if I have to poop I'll poop but if for some reason I just feel like sitting on the pot I think I'll wait until the toilet is cold
sixfive
Jul 26 2011, 09:56 PM
idc pooping is a great time to kill time on your phone
smash
Jul 26 2011, 10:32 PM
QUOTE(boot @ Jul 26 2011, 09:10 PM)
if I have to poop I'll poop but if for some reason I just feel like sitting on the pot I think I'll wait until the toilet is cold
this.
none345678
Jul 27 2011, 02:02 AM
i don't poop
kryogenix
Jul 27 2011, 03:22 PM
i hate when people don't courtesy flush yo
heyo-captain-jack
Jul 27 2011, 08:07 PM
oh man I can't believe I missed the opportunity to say this is a "shit thread"
xoxoxxx
Jul 30 2011, 05:30 AM
girls don't go number two, f*ck i don't even go number one. so ugly, yuccccccky.
sixfive
Jul 30 2011, 08:48 AM
w/e you slept w/ a blackie you probably poo'd pancakes
kryogenix
Jul 30 2011, 08:58 PM
sleep with blackie
poo 9 months later
DoubleJ
Jul 30 2011, 11:42 PM
I take a shower right after I poop.
fiveseven
Jul 31 2011, 09:15 PM
my name.
SuckDickNSaveLives
Jul 31 2011, 09:24 PM
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jul 30 2011, 11:42 PM)
I take a shower right after I poop.
I thought I was the only one that did this. I feel unrefreshed afterwards. So it's only proper I get fresh and clean again.
I also get get azz naked as well. I leave my clothes outside of the door so that dookie particles and molecules don't get on my clothes when I handle my B.I.
Last but not least, some n
iggas don't follow the Dookie rules and coduct codes when using public restrooms.
Like if I'm already in a stall, don't use the one next to me. Find another one. Nah, find another public restroom location period. When you use it, it's supposed to be peaceful and tranquil. I don't want to listen to you moan and struggle in hostility during my moment of clarity. #Stopit5
sixfive
Jul 31 2011, 09:33 PM
f*cking ^.
at school i would go to the library and go to the 7th floor and find the most obscure corner where a restroom is located before i let loose. if someone somehow finds it i just sit there in silence and wait for them to gtfo.
SuckDickNSaveLives
Jul 31 2011, 09:51 PM
QUOTE(serotonin @ Jul 31 2011, 09:33 PM)
f*cking ^.
at school i would go to the library and go to the 7th floor and find the most obscure corner where a restroom is located before i let loose. if someone somehow finds it i just sit there in silence and wait for them to gtfo.
Same here. I would try to find a secluded bathroom nobody used, but if someone did come sit beside me I would be like
.
datass
Aug 1 2011, 05:56 AM
i feel so uneasy when i know someone is pooping at the cubicle next to me, i kinda gotta wait till they're gone to poop. and i hate when people try to talk to me while im in the toilet. this isn't a social ground wtf.
heyo-captain-jack
Aug 1 2011, 09:30 AM
but it is a social ground, what better time to meet people than while taking a fat shit
Simba
Aug 5 2011, 01:12 AM
QUOTE(Swagnificent @ Jul 31 2011, 10:24 PM)
brooklyneast05
Aug 5 2011, 06:54 AM
hopped up out of bed, got my swag on
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Aug 6 2011, 12:08 AM
rest in peace to my ***hole nicole smith
itsclyde
Aug 9 2011, 04:41 AM
i don't sit on toilets unless it's mine or my mother's. f*ck that i'm not touching something someone else's ass was on possibly minutes prior. i also can't shit unless i'm at home or somewhere comfortable where i know that i got time and privacy. i'm a high maintenance shitter. this made africa very difficult and i was pretty much constipated for two weeks.
fiveseven
Aug 9 2011, 07:13 AM
i found a secret bathroom at one of the bars i go too. it has 3 urinals and 3 toilets. its super clean cause im the only one who knows where it is (at least while i go there). it is a place of tranquility and solitude.
Maccabee
Aug 11 2011, 10:31 PM
do any of you shave your butcracks?
shaved my crotch and crack after a long trip.
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