would you rather:
be stuck in a room full of someone elses poop, and have to eat it in order to get out,
or drink your own menstruate blood.


next person, answer it, and make up your own.

Drink my own menstruate blood. *shudders*

Wow, you'r really good at this game!

Would you rather..make out with your mom in order to save your dad's life, or...make out with your brother to save both your mom & dad's lives.

Neither. HAH. lol

Would you rather go into a store and your girlfriend sees you looking at thongs, or would you rather see your girlfriend looking at condoms

Uhh..if I was a guy, then my gf looking at thongs haha
But in reality neither

Would you rather walk across a hot desert with plenty of water or walk across the ocean not being able to drink any sort of water?

Walk across the desert with plenty of water.


Would you rather inject hot sauce into your penis/clitoris hole or inject hot sauce into your eye balls?

eyeball, i guess?! :O

Would you rather...
go down a slide lined with razor blades in every direction into a pool of peroxide
OR
Rape your grandmother while your 9 year old brother watches

?

swimming pool slide.

would you rather go bald or dye your hair pukey green and it to look fried for the rest of your life.

Bald, hair grows back.

Would you rather date a blind or deaf person?

blind. that way i'd know that they go by personality instead of looks.

edit:oh duh. i guess we could play if i added one. sorry.

would you rather be a cannibal or a vegan. idk. i'm running out of ideas.

Vegan.

Would you rather not change underwear for two weeks or only take a shower once a month?

Ewww well i would hate to think that I shower everyday and then put dirty underwear on but it says not change so Im going to go with the underwear has to stay on. So with that logic I guess I could somewhat clean the underwear in the shower? and thats not as gross as only showering once a month

so long story short

not change underwear for two weeks


would you rather die by burning to death
or drowning

drowning sounds better

Would you rather eat a cow brain for 50 thousands dollars?
OR lick a fat man's balls with poop covering it for 10 million dollars?

Lol JudyJudyJudy good answer, very clever.

Eww both of those are gross. I guess I would eat the cow brain.

Would you rather stick your head in a box of turanchulas or swim with a hungry crockadile?

box of tarantulas..because i have more of a chance of living.



Hmm...Biting into an apple and finding half a worm or eating the whole apple and never knowing the worm was there.

Oh, good one. Um, never knowing the worm was there. As long as I don't taste it, I'm cool. Haha.

Would you rather:
a) Get $5,000,000,000 (five billion) dollars for free, but have a close family member dead; or
b) Live with your whole family, but in deep poverty. (Like, living-on-the-street poverty)

psh give me letter A, bitch

would you rather have no other curse word but f**k
Or every curse word in the world but f**k?

Every other curse word than f_ck.

If you could only pick one of these, which would it be:
a) The ability to fly.
b) The ability to see through clothes. Lmao.

fly... some things behind the world of clothing...are meant to be kept secret

a broken ps3
or a ps1

what's the point of having a broken PS3? lol.
i'd rather have a game system i can actually play on. x) so, PS1.


date larry the cable guy
or
get raped by MJ

Ew. Omg. Larry the cable guy.

Have sex with a person that has stds

or give your grandparent head.

Jesus. That's awful. Um... I'd rather have sex with someone who has STD's.

Be a grave robber for a living

or

live in a demonic-possessed house for your whole life

Oh..wow..um..graverobber, definately. I have this fear of possesed things.


Being on a deserted island all alone
or
Being on a deserted island with your worst enemy.

Be on a deserted island with my worst enemy.(I can always eat that person if there's no food source.)

Would you rather...
Be stuck in a dark room with a clown or fight Mike Tyson to the death?

dark room with clown... (i think) ekk. both are horrible

would you rather drink your moms menstral blood or drink your dads "dirty juice"

Neither! Yuck!

Would you rather be commited to a mental institution where they do horrible experiments on the paitents or be trapped in Neverland with Michael Jackson?

Michael Jackson.

beastiality

or

necrophilia

I have no idea what any of those are.

But, I choose necrophilia

Drink a full glass of garbage water.

or run a two miles wearing heels.

Run two miles in heals.

Would you rather live in the house on Elm Street or go to Camp Crystal Lake?

Elm Street...IT'S ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS!

transvestite or a hermaphrodite

beastiality-sexual relations between a person and an animal

necrophilia-erotic attraction to or sexual contact with corpses.

Transvestite... because it isn't that odd to see a girl in male clothing. Haha.

Would you rather have a car that you got for free, but the engine, radio, AC, etc, doesn't work...
or
A new car but have to pay way over your budget for in car insurance?

Free car. I'll pay to get those things replaced, way cheaper than buying an entire new car... I think?

Listen to the same song over and over in your head for two weeks

or

be followed by a swarm of mosquitoes for two weeks

Listen to the same song over and over in your head for two weeks.

Would you rather sleep with an Elephant or a Horse?

Horseeeee

Would you rather be extremely overweight
or
Very sexually unpleasant.

Extremely overwight.(Either way, you don't really win. Plus I'd like to gain a couple of pounds.)

Would you rather have sex with a hooker who has a penis or be the hooker who has a penis?

Sex with the hooker with a penis because I dont want one.

Having your teeth pulled out one by one
or
Having your nails and toe nails pulled off one by one.

Nails and toenails. They'll grow back. And there's less of them. And I CAN'T STAND PAIN IN MY MOUTH. God what an awful question.

Would you rather...

Eat your dog

or

not eat for a week

NOT EAT FOR A WEEK!
I could never EVER 'cause harm to my doggie.


Have your toe cut off...

OR

...Have your thumbs permanently paralyzed.

Thumb's paralyzed. I could never have my toe cut off ):

Step on a (big) nail or get 5 shots?

5 shots.

Get a thumb tack shoved underneath your nail, or have a kidney stone.

Thumb tack.

Rape or get raped?

):

Rape.

Drink water only for two weeks, or eat only healthy foods (REALLY healthy foods) for two weeks.

Only eat healthy foods.

Would you rather listen to your mom never shut up and talk about things you do not care about for hours on end, or become your mom and never shut up and talk about things on end?


Seriously, my mom won't shut up right now.

Listen. Because I don't want to get old yet ):

Party like a rockstar or f**k like a pornstar?

Party like a rockstar. Woooooo!!

Would you rather want me to stay with him or leave him?

Uhh, stay with him.

Would you rather live in a nice apartment or an old, ugly house?

Old ugly house. I could always fix it up

Give head to a tranny. Or become a tranny.

Become a tranny.

Would you rather eat boobs or have yours eaten?

Eat boobs.


Eat live insects

OR

Eat a dead mouse

Eat live insects.

Watch nothing but pbs for a month
or
Watch nothing but martha stewart for a year.