sex-ed, i helped my dad teach it. |
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 May 13 2005, 08:49 PM
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what my dad does for a living is he talks to 6th/7th graders about sex and choices. i was helping him one time, and he was like, "you can get Herpes not by just going all the way, but just by the skin in the sexual area of yours rubbing against the skin of the sexual area of someone elses. " then he said, "NO condoms are not good enough. u can still get HERPES" and then i was like,
"YA IF I WAS YALL I WOULD JUST USE A TRASH BAG." and this one kid raised his hand and said, "should i use Glad? or Hefty?" then my dad said to me, "demonstraight to them about a broken heart." and i was like " SURE OKAY." and then i took two rubber gloves with velcrow attached to them, and i said, "HEARS KEN. hears barbie. ken comes over to barbie and says OH BARBIE I LOVE U. and babie goes OH KEN I LOVE U TOO!" and i started making the gloves kissing, and then i said, "and then barbie and ken started having.....sex." (audience gasped) and i stuck the gloves togeather and the velcrow stuck. "but then" i said, "barbie and ken split apart." (and of coarse i ment they broke up.) and i pulled the gloves apart, and it made a velrow sound. and i said, "thats the sound it makes when u break up." and one kid said, "EW SO U MEAN ITS LIKE STICKY WHEN THEY GET OFF EACHOTHER?" and i was like, "NO! I MEAN THATS THE SOUND OF UR HEART BREAKING WHEN U BREAK UP AFTER HAVING SEX!" but i never saw my dad teach a class, and he was really good. it wasn't the stupid cartoon movie like back then, it was all like demonstration and power point. and the kids were on the edge of their seats. |
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May 13 2005, 08:59 PM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
You helped your dad teach sex-ed? That's kinda weird.
Looks like the kids had fun during your dad's session. >.< |
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May 13 2005, 09:01 PM
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wow, that's interesting. i would feel kinda weird if my dad tought sex-ed. lol.
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May 13 2005, 09:03 PM
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lmfao i wanna teach sex ed!
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May 13 2005, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE wow, that's interesting. i would feel kinda weird if my dad tought sex-ed. lol. Yes it would be weird 
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May 13 2005, 09:06 PM
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Lmao, daddy teaches kids .. but its kind of wierd though ..
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May 13 2005, 09:28 PM
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That's...interesting. I'd feel reallyyyy uncomfortable if I had to help my dad teach sex-ed.
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May 13 2005, 09:29 PM
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Rofl. I love that. I'd be scared. Don't know why, but I would.
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May 13 2005, 09:33 PM
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wow how akward
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May 13 2005, 09:52 PM
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well, SOMEONE in the world has to teach sex-ed. most likely, they had sex and like.. o.O have a kid.
but that story was.. weird.. 
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May 13 2005, 10:01 PM
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Makes for interesting dinner conversations, huh? I didn't really get the whole velcro break-up thingy, but its cool how you and your dad spend time together. I just didn't think it was possible for a father and his son to spend quality time teaching kids about sex.
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May 13 2005, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(blkpride @ May 13 2005, 8:01 PM) Makes for interesting dinner conversations, huh? I didn't really get the whole velcro break-up thingy, but its cool how you and your dad spend time together. I just didn't think it was possible for a father and his son to spend quality time teaching kids about sex.  i'm his daughter |
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May 14 2005, 12:35 AM
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Wow. I would never teach sex-ed with my dad. He gets uncomfortable enough just by saying the word!
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May 14 2005, 08:35 AM
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Hahaha, my dad doesn't even seem to be the type to teach sex - ed.
 "Use a trashbag." I don't know why but that cracked me up.
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May 14 2005, 08:39 AM
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lolol that kid who said " should i use hefty? or glad? "...made me laugh
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May 14 2005, 08:39 AM
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i'd be kinda uncomfortable if EITHER of my parents taught sexed.
sounds like an interesting class, though
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May 14 2005, 10:02 AM
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QUOTE(sharerol @ May 14 2005, 10:28 AM) That's...interesting. I'd feel reallyyyy uncomfortable if I had to help my dad teach sex-ed. yeah, i agree. i would feel so weird. |
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May 14 2005, 10:10 AM
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Haha that's kinda cool, but also weird. Good story tho!
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May 14 2005, 10:38 AM
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Wow, I'd feel very uncomfortable...if I was teaching sex-ed with anyone. Teaching sex-ed is uncomfortable for me with or without anyone.
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May 14 2005, 11:36 AM
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It'd feel starnge if someone asks you "what does you dad do?"
awkward. |
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May 14 2005, 11:42 AM
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Very creepy. I wouldn't like to teach sex-ed with my father. He'd start asking me questions about sex...
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May 14 2005, 04:52 PM
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wow...that was an interesting story. sounds like fun. i wanna go into some classroom and start teaching sex ed.
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May 14 2005, 06:32 PM
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I remember when I was like 10, a bunch of trampy as hell seniors came down to our health class and started teaching us about sex. It was pretty awkward, cause they were supposed to be warning us about the risks of sexual activity, but they were pretty much flaunting their sexual experiences in our faces.
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May 14 2005, 06:39 PM
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Okay. I find this just a tad weird. =/
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May 25 2005, 05:17 PM
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haha thats cool(=
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