whats the dumbest question, someone asked you??? |
whats the dumbest question, someone asked you??? |
Sep 11 2005, 09:41 PM
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... and then i found five dollars Group: Member Posts: 24 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,164 |
Yo, can i get a dollar?
right after he lends me a dollar. gee, sure. -_- |
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Sep 11 2005, 10:45 PM
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im lookin for love this time Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265 |
ok well im standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus checkin my watch when someone comes up to me and asks:
"did the bus come yet?" well if it came would i be standin here waiting for it? i dunt think so... no i have more.... of course i know this happens to most of us...but we were in the theatres one time me n my friends n were half way into the movie and my one firend leans ver and asks: " yo did you see that?" ok well i dont think i spent 9 bucks to come here n stare at the ceiling...i dont bout you but i know i didnt... |
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Sep 11 2005, 10:50 PM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
friend Alex: Evan, is it.... true?
Me: what's true? Alex: you know Me: nooo..... Alex: do black guys have big.....schlongers? Me: well i dont know i haven measured every black guys d**k in the world Alex, but....yes it is true. gosh what a dumb question haha |
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Sep 12 2005, 01:24 PM
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Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
is that a Cat 5 Cable?? (networking joke)
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Sep 12 2005, 02:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
QUOTE(short_stop08 @ Sep 10 2005, 11:27 PM) That's not really dumb because there are a ton of us out here that just know it is well known but not what it's all about. ... Dude. Thats really bad. But yeah, in many western states people believe Jews are demons with devil horns and wings. So I guess its not too surprising. |
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Sep 12 2005, 03:30 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 223,071 |
One time i was talking to my friend Mariah about something and all the sudden my other friend came up and she goes hi Mariah! Then looks at me and goes "Hi"! Then she looks at mariah and goes Wheres Ashleigh. Im Ashleigh!! All MAriah Had to do was start laughing and she looked ever and realized ti was me!! She Felt Like A Total Idiot!! I Do ALOT of stuff like that but i dont remember any specific time.
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Sep 12 2005, 06:00 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 233,748 |
my mom asked me if i knew i was wearing tight pants................................
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Sep 12 2005, 06:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 233,590 |
Broke my heart when I heard a kid ask me whats a Nintendo?
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Sep 12 2005, 07:27 PM
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;) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,573 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,124 |
Can ghosts really make things move?
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Sep 12 2005, 08:13 PM
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creepy heather Group: Official Member Posts: 4,208 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,580 |
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*mzkandi* |
Sep 12 2005, 08:17 PM
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Sep 12 2005, 08:20 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
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Sep 12 2005, 08:33 PM
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boo. Group: Member Posts: 567 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,376 |
HAHA i remember a stupid question.
anyways. this was with my friend in french class. her: where'd you get your jeans? me: from vietnam. her: what store is that? me: i got it in vietnam. her: what the hell is vietnam? me: its a country! haven't you heard of the vietnam war? her: i though that vietnam war was only a name!! |
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Sep 12 2005, 11:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 230 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,001 |
"What's pythagorean theorem?"
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*torngemini* |
Sep 13 2005, 02:53 AM
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I work at the Burker King within my movie theatre cinema and this guy asked me if I knew what a veggie burger was
Also along with working in a MOVIE THEATRE: "Do you guys sell lottery tickets?" "How much are your packs of smokes?" we're not a supermarket!! JEEZ!! |
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*torngemini* |
Sep 13 2005, 02:54 AM
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Sep 18 2005, 02:59 PM
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banangst ♥ Group: Member Posts: 727 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 237,399 |
QUOTE "How do you spell 'I'?" No, I'm dead serious. This happened in 7th grade, mind you. hahaha that's hilarious. mine would have to be someone calling my house phone and asking, " Are you home?" |
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Oct 12 2005, 05:12 PM
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nikki, yo. Group: Member Posts: 81 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,779 |
Is your hair blonde or light brown?
i thought it was stupid, because my hair is platinum blonde. |
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Oct 12 2005, 05:19 PM
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oh what a burden , its mr durden ! Group: Member Posts: 494 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,002 |
to me :
" Are You A Twin ? " now , thats acceptable , but not after the teacher has made a huge deal about it weeks earlier , then all of a sudden you keep bombarding me with questions .... uggh ... thats so damn annoying .... |
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Oct 12 2005, 06:21 PM
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1 + 1 = 3 Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 263,488 |
haha speaking of rice..
I remember how I hated once someone asked me "how many rice do you have?" I was like "wtf.." lol |
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Oct 12 2005, 07:07 PM
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MY LIFE IS MY LIFE !!!! Group: Member Posts: 262 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 242,521 |
My cousin came over to my house and there is a sofa in front of the tv. she asked me if I sat on that sofa....like duh yeah so I can watch tv. she is just dizzy.
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Oct 12 2005, 07:30 PM
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1 + 1 = 3 Group: Member Posts: 68 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 263,488 |
another dumb question I hate:
"Why don't you cut your hair?" well because I like long hair? |
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Oct 12 2005, 07:38 PM
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I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy! Group: Member Posts: 1,821 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,942 |
Are you really a senior?
What did you do to your hair? You took your braids out? Do you speak another language? (that was from my math teacher) |
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Oct 12 2005, 07:43 PM
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Lauren loves YOU. Group: Member Posts: 2,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,793 |
How does it go in? (it refering to a penis. She was 15 and didn't understand what sex was.) |
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Oct 12 2005, 07:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 179 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 239,555 |
"were adam and eve monkeys?"
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