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 Aug 21 2004, 11:54 AM
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 The red or the blue  Group: Member Posts: 294 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,976  |
One day a boy's father said that he had to talk to him. The boy was afraid that he may have done something wrong. Then after seating the boy down the father said, "Son, today I'm going to talk to you about the Birds and the Bees." Hearing this, the boy starts crying. His father, confused by the reaction, asks him why he's crying. The boy replys, "When I was 5 you sat me down and told me there was no such thing as the Easter Bunny. When I was 6 you said there was no Santa Clause. Now if you tell me that adults don't really have sex, then I'm going to have nothing to live for."
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Aug 21 2004, 01:44 PM
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its ok 5/10. good job
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Aug 21 2004, 09:20 PM
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lol! thats funni!
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Aug 21 2004, 09:44 PM
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 Living in Shadows..yet able to see the light Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,830 |
lol 7 outta ten
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Aug 21 2004, 09:50 PM
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5 out of 10 It was funny, but alittle unsereal, why would a little kid look forward to that? he has to worry about what toy car he wants....but anyways....er yeah nice try heh.
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Aug 21 2004, 09:53 PM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
lmao i think that thats really funny =)
poor boy ;P |
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Aug 21 2004, 10:33 PM
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aww...poor kid xP
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Aug 23 2004, 05:12 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
6/10 is a ok score for this one.
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Aug 23 2004, 10:54 PM
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 'Lost in the road of life' Group: Member Posts: 31 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,228 |
It was a little funny.. But I didn't quite get it.
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Aug 24 2004, 12:34 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol cute joke
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Aug 24 2004, 08:51 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Eh, it wuz ok...
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Aug 24 2004, 09:27 AM
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 haha, funni
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Aug 25 2004, 03:49 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
dont get it but it sounds like a 4/10
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Aug 25 2004, 03:59 AM
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 scl_illmatics Group: Member Posts: 223 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,339 |
lmao, 5/10
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Aug 25 2004, 03:14 PM
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 :yawn: i'm sweepy. Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,526 |
hah. thats cute.
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Aug 26 2004, 08:46 AM
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Haha I see.
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Aug 26 2004, 08:56 AM
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Living in Shadows..yet able to see the light Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,830 |
was nt this here befroe hmm yeah it was lol ohh whateva funny
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