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Posted by: Fat2death Sep 30 2009, 09:03 PM
We Need Money
A couple sitting around dicussing how to get out of debt.
Husbands suggest maybe she should try tricking. She thought about it and decided she would try it. Besides they really need the money.
So after awhile they find the right corner. She gets out and ready to make some money. He pulls down the block to make sure she's ok. After a couple of tricks, he sees she's doing fine. He leaves and comes back in a couple of hours.
When he gets back he finds she's got a line of cars waiting on her.
He comes back in the morning she runs to the car happy as hell. He ask her how much did we make.
$265.50. Who the hell gave you fifty cents, he asked.
She answered, They all did.
Posted by: rnicron Sep 30 2009, 11:18 PM
why can helen keller only masturbate with one hand?
because she has to moan with the other.
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Sep 30 2009, 11:25 PM
...lol.
Posted by: Buttsex Oct 1 2009, 04:26 PM
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Posted by: superstitious Oct 1 2009, 05:11 PM
because she has to moan with the other.
Dude that's so f*cked up.
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Posted by: rnicron Oct 1 2009, 05:17 PM
what did helen keller do when she fell into a well?
screamed her fingers off
Posted by: Buttsex Oct 1 2009, 06:57 PM
Why can't Helen Keller use a computer?
She's dead
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Oct 1 2009, 07:09 PM
Because she's a woman.
lol!
Posted by: Tamed Nov 13 2009, 10:15 AM
Again with the Helen Keller jokes?
What is this?? 
Posted by: emberfly Nov 13 2009, 05:29 PM
What's funnier than Helen Keller?
A truck full of dead babies.
Because she's a woman.
Love that one.
Posted by: Beenly Nov 13 2009, 09:44 PM
A truck full of dead babies.
*crickets.*
