try postin something that means nothing to anyone but a little group of friends, and see if it makes anyone else laugh. yeah im bored
grr.arrrgh. pink.
stamped envenlope
cootie
i think ive! ...not go it
space cadets.
people falling off cliffs.
2 to 5
shiny colors!!
why are all my inside jokes either from band or james?
MORNING LEFT
(the memories are flooding back)
i need more cowbell!
pound pound pound pound pound...
you have inverse kirk syndrome
Imagine if his name was princess..
well, clearly, it's a very emotional, sentimental phrase invoking the deep parallels between dumb teenagers and dumb teenagers who are really horny.
ok, not exactly an inside joke, but a very good example of samuels apparent hilarity
^ HIS NAME, NOT HER.
Monkey.
phallic objects.
circus.
"good job!" *thumbs up*
me and khristina: "duty"
me and marybeth:*salute* o canada!
me and nisa "what in the wor---AHH!!!!!!"
" the car is mine "
<3
Nigga.
xD Hehe.
2+2=7
whoa its shaped like a number!
its about time that i came clean.........with you!
if monkies could fry would they use brooms?
i can river dance
and thats just a start, ill be back with more
Time to write in my Inner Xanga. =]
gisley and gislette, international SuperKate, and the prees.
what a crew we would be!
what time is it? Half an hour
the drunk chilean
skittles, falling from the sky!
the quintessential 8th grader. slightly clueless. smiles on demand.
HAH! brooke and austin are twins!
<3 lmao
dont look at me in that condecending manner
a raspberry frescato in bath.
lol i love the fact that thisis slowly turning into a me an nicki thread
you laugh funny!
YES.
omg she was such a fox named sheba.
popsicle people
Oh goodness, here comes to obese lady wearing a tight black dress with a wig on. Oh no! She's chewing her hair!
^ i think nicki knows what i'm talking about....so it may not be an inside joke
i <3 mindbenders. i really miss them actually, they were fun.
lemonomics. were you there then?
eualalia. the ultimate
she looks like a BURNT marshmallow
ewwwwwwwwww spandex
^hahahaha.
the marshmellow fell into a box? her shirt came off?
EWWWWWW.
oh wow ewww
i hope he was adopted because ewwwwww
Please tell me he's adopted. PLEASE!
She parks in the handicap section of the parking lot?! OH GOODNESS
Douche
lol i miss the days when that essay for mrs grant was teh biggest worry to deal with. how EASY was life then?
so.... bobcats, huh?
yeah, and that 8 page long one seemed like the hardest thing ever
BAM!
(what do you get when you cross veronica costas and a drill down?)
chicken
horny chiuwhawa(sp)
blind fish
quitar is the new dubai
ms callahan raping a skeleton this morning....
o is that what you meant nicki!
its qatar, but w/e. lol
nemo thongs and going comando
tropical chickenn.
i don't know how this would be a forum game. but oh's well. =P
j'adore vouloir ;o
^I actually like that song. sorry thats random
ICU, chiuy, troll, shoe shoe/shoes, fanny
Connor es muy embarazada.
HEY KID, WANNA PET MY ARM? IT'S FRICKKEN HAIRY!
canasian!!
haha
jubilucious
"gork!"
Mr Lekakis' snail jokes.
siete dias!!
TC!!! BC!!
"i hate you, you guys SUCK at swimming!" .... WHO AM I?... KEVIN!
flightless bird!
smileszs*
and
mishtur sun mishtur sun, where is he? =(
vegetable loooooove
white stuff
is that a leprichaun? no, its a mexican
swan princess
wow, i wish i was named Dane!
i can so speak british!!!!!!
hehe
"Whadya think i was doing with the flowers and the alligators going chomp chomp"
"limestone"
"teacups"
"omg! i broke a nail! stop the ride! stop the ride!"
"i can play the guitarrr, i can play the guitarrrr"
"Lift up your head, wipe off that mascara...here take my kleenex"
"did you just fall in the bushes?"
"dude, i've never seen an asian with dredlocks before"
"because it's wednesday"
"chi-chi's! don't go to fudruckers!"
"You're sitting on the passenger side, you roll up the window faster"
"I have a no walking on the other side of the mall fetish"
"Rammmshkey"
"i'm hottttt"
"i am a wanted woman! i have needs!"
"do you believe in elves?"
nipple!
no, hannah you fat slag, nepal
BOOB??!
no, she just mispelled books
bounce bounce bounce
orange kitty! orange kitty!
do you want ham or turkey?
football players in tutus!!
*sings* mr maaaa-aaaaa-pooooohs
" Snaps for _____"
FRAME ; CHICKEN PIE
"you said it .. but you were thinking it!"
boobie ho
my papaya
BANG!
bosom
THE ONLY WAY TO GET HIM OFF IS TO PUT AN ICE CUBE ON HIM!!!!!!!
TAMARA TAMARA TAMARA!
The old man getting beat up by the wild monkey....
what's up homie g dawg biscut on a skillet
wigglewigglysquishsquishewew
MOTHER MURPH
seperation poll
love hexagon
da ringg.. bwahaha.
<3
"aim"
what the hell is an eye-um?
Oh yeahh ..
sprinklers.
Alex: I want a cow... I'll give you a dollar to get me one
Alexis: A DOLLAR? OKAY
cherryyyyyyy, cherry picker
Marvin Gay at Applebee's
Dana you fat lard, come get your dinner!
backstreet boys back alright!
i love how this *flaps arms wildly* is universally aknowledged to mean 'whale'
sissy ninjas go aqua on your ass!
lets get spiffy with it
Boy- I love you.
Girl- What?
Boy- I said your hair looks nice GOD WHAT DID YOU HEAR?!?!
hISK
you dont make a baby by touching someone, you make a baby by touching someone in a certain place at a certain time
LOOK AT NICK'S FACE!
Change your cotton torpedo!
james, you posted grr argh. you nerd.
yellow crayon!
circus. peeimp
//woah first double post evar ;/
er er er er dodaloodaloo ding ding *splits*
I hope you die
you sound like youre raping a chicken!!
Pollo cookies !!!
congo line of belgian waffles (belgium= congo)
carry around a lifesize version of me for all the guys to see
flightless bird
OMG it's DORA!
let's walk around with underbites!
suicidal yoguert
spaghetti from oregon
gatsby is a whale! a cat! tarpoooooooon
dude
lol
myrtleWHAT?
-- boredy!!, freakoo!!
--miney mine everything`s mineee.
You're just jealous because I have a pink jacket.
Mz Baby babyyy!
xo, Pauline
- Yes I like Taco. No, not Tacos, just Taco.
- I like green skittles.
- I'm permanent.... Like sharpies.
- NO! Bad giant robot!
You're such a teletubie (sp?)
ME BEFORE YOU! ME FIRST!
we are Blondes with brown hair
can you spell retarded?
A-S-H-L-E-Y
When I get home, my mom is going to murder me and then piss on my dead body.
Can you just shut up and go to the bathroom, already?!
xo, Pauline
we tried a band, and we had real hard
trust in me, dont close your eyes
lets do the forbidden dance!
you make me wanna LALA.
only cause i love ashlee simpson.
cough.
the crunkness will be a-flowin'
Pway-do
play dough
Just do it
depute STOPTHATNOW
pillow rapper
JNL
james, remember that? the magazines for which we never actually wrote anything, but made like 50 covers for
DDQ RepresentN XD
cut the ears off walls
stripes will take over the world
the attic XD
"IDENTICAL GRADES!!!! HAH hah AH ha h AH HA h aH aH h ah aH ha h aH HAhAH Ah AhA haH AHhah AH *falls over*"
"how do you spell retarded?"
"A-S-H-L-E-Y!"
Molly's boyfriend broke up with here so her had to [blank] her
uhu
microondas
that guy- i mean my dad...
Chunks.
The bees are going at it. Haha Mishy. ;D
the EYE!
moo, said the cow
suck and blow
Maybe you're whispering wrong..
________ flyin high, eatin' a sandwhich, humpin a bush. muahahhaah
*drama of the three way
very good, dear
"you have meticulous attention to detail...in bead!"
oh and...
"whoa, i thought those ducks were real" "they are" "WHOA I thought those ducks were f***in' fake!"
butt.
only my cousin and i know.
WE ARE THE MASTERS OF DISASTERS.
yo, didn't ya here? They reserved a jail cell just for us when we grow up!
Ph3a12 U5 w3 423 t3h 4n4l PROBE!
intense basketball games and---
DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE.
girls CAN play bball.
stupid college guys.
THE BUSH!
BREAD EATING CONTEST!!
monkeys
krispy kream (sp?)
jane the rabid blue vagina
CRAIG!
you ass looks creepy
"LiKe OmGaWd LyKe He LyKe Is LyKe sO LyKe OmG LyKe HaWt LyKe yEaH LyKe OmGAaAaAawD!"
rofl.
p.i.m.p.
*ding dong*
*knock knock*
*BANGA! *
adidas
"My dad ran over corn!"
"All 5 of them?!"
GET OUUUUUUUUU
salt shaka
"If I weren't so sure you were a lesbian, I'd say you were coming on to me..."
Lets dance!
"you're stupid...I hope you know that"
J: he's the one in the green
S: THEY'RE ALL IN GREEN.
Gary after work: Yay now i can afford my bowl of soup
me: didnt they take out childs support?
Gary: dang looks like im back at the cup of soup
ah bitchnigga!! - we yell that out at eachother all the time/...
chinkazolla - one of my friend calls me that
mutt - i call him that back
notorious purple pimple - we refer to my friends huge ass nasty pimple that he had once...god it was nasty..
inveigh- oy vey! like a jewish woman!
...so the door was yellow? no.
*finger points*
napoleon dynamite is like the great gatsby? joyce is a bit pathetic
a vagenda?? haha
is that a souvenier?
if you push me off, will i become half cat too?
but i have to brush my retainer!
the sick bus
if i pretended this was a gun, would that be bad?
its like rome!
red neck humor = shreeeeeeeeech
muhahahaha math games
mr and dr matthews...?
penguin!!
the big oboe player
shiney head
shist
white river
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i <3 new york + band kids
^^ yes huh!!!!!!!
Kris, I'm turning you in. Have fun at the mental hospital.
AND NO JELLO FOR YOU!
Bewbie.
Eew. Biggo. (hehe, me and Toby[Spiritedfreak]'s joke)
"I would so turn you into a tree."
"Pinky. Little pink. Awww, no pinky."
"So you nailed Tartuffe yet?"
"But balconies don't have movie theatres...."
Student, "Furreal?"
Teacher, "Fo real."
"Purple glitter in a tube!! I will catch up with you! Spinnyspinnyspinny"
boxers
BOOM HEADSHOT!!
$79 cents!
YOiNK!!
"hrrrrrrrrrrrr"
the bball booklet and fia.
*punch punch* dung flies out o_O
^ ahahaha jane =) i forgot about that one
angeezy beezy -.-
YEAH AND.
" IT'S NEXTEL OMFG.
AHAHA
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAA
AHAHHA
AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA "
yesssssssssss,
Green green [tone of voice steadily increases] green GREEN GREEN!
*at a concert*
C: o no we lost her!
T: it's okay i'll use my magic finger! *points*
K: hey!
T: i found her!
freud is going to give us cocaine
^haha, that one amuses me and i dont even actually know what its talking about. but i assume sigmund freud...
how do you know what a shrimp looks like?
What is a truck that tows?
A trow tuck...
Fo' plus fo' equals jello!
*pshpshpshpsh* IT WAS RADHIKA!
i though we already had that talk! gosh!
I HEARD MY NAME!
red car
three quarters licourice
*half a tub of vaseline later*
Yeah, and I have clear boobs. *Sarcasm*
^Lmao.
I heard my name. Iono, everytime I hear someone say my name, I'm like, "I heard my name!" *mugs at person*
*skool bell rings* Dingie A Ling A Wingie aka condoms
Buy the strawberry rubber!
BACK ON THE FARM...
is this the streets? no, wait, they dont sing in portuguese
^ Hahaha. Whoa.
"WHITE MATTER COMING OUT! WHITE MATTER!"
Online boyfriends are fun to mess with.
Don't shoot me for saying that.
Bewbie.
*giggles* x]
i have a bug bite!
let's bring the m&ms out with us!
Bonnie: Here comes number 3! (Mr. Frascone passes by)
<cracking up and crying>
Frascone: Geez..
mamamamamamamamamama
"crap lover"
Yeah, Brandon is so old hat!
haha. julie took the other one! *gets back*
whenn ur boyfriend. luvs ur crushes. it hurts. badd...
lol
I did not eat his corn!
HIS lunchbox is fun to mess it. What was he doing with it anyways?
i did not say cherry condoms, i said gary condet!
hes like king kong- hes the man!
my boyfriend pops his condoms.
girl with robin hood...- CATWOMAN!
OH I KNOW....ACUPUNCTURE!!
"Like mean moms that won't let their children have milk"
*snicker, snicker* So we were talking about cattle...
kosiack
deto
big red
lindsay kathleen dory ed hammontree
pillow
got to scratch?
wink
plenty more...lol
See spot run, run Spot, run.
Poopie....
don't spin, its BAD. like drugs!!!
"Broobits!"
"Jizz!"
"Sin City.. Starring Michael J. Focks!"
Tomato jooooooooooooooooooooooce.
"Hot Chocolate"
This brings back so many memories
"Tell The DJ He needs to play Pon De Replay!"
lmao that was a funny night..
ECLIPSE!!
Waffles! MmmM... waffles.
i got a lot so im gonna list them and SOMEONE is gonna call me a spammer!
1. Sweet Dreams Lito Sis!
2. I miss her...
3. Comment 1, comment 2, comment again, and again.
4. SPAMMER!
5. When I was hugging my blue bear...
6. momomomomomomomo
7. Vivians face is burning!
8. Good night Big Bro!!!
9. Bye... ALEX!!!
10. o0o0 shiteettt?!?!
i think i have enough..
OH.
OH.
OH.
OH.
gorilla!
kosiac
remember penis in vagina?
-HELL JUICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Who in the hell is Jason?!
-Joe Public , Jenny Ramone , and Melinda The XVII forever muh-ha!
-all i can find are fat chicks.....fat chicks who love Napolean Dynamite
thats it for now kiddos
im laughin right now ha ha !
"BANG BANG BANG!"
"David-and-Goliath."
"Just three more life points and I make it to level six!"
"You just lost your time on the game boy!!!!"
"Don't pull a Rosalita."
"...IN conclusion..."
"Well wif mah first paycheck..."
"HIII-YUCK!"
"hiii mah name is paul and i be your tour guide for this even'in."
"when they ask me if it's like harry potter, i say no and disapparate"
threVE
i hate you, you drunken old hag
pinpool
spin the 8 ball
Hi. I'm TEAGUE....
It means BARD.
moo- with a 't'
blerry- like blueberry
TWEETY Bird
do it=duet
basically it shows
Carm > szon
HEFFAHOHO
christineho
niggerthy
HO SIT DOWN
sandy boned your mom
She's telling her life story again....
KING KONG!
Nigga hush.
Just as a frienddddd...
I'm pregant! Goodbye.
Meals on wheels
(In song form)
"I wish I was a penguin,
So I could chase down Sarah*
And fornicate with her..."
*=names have been changed
red car HAHAH
Lmao me and my homie.
" HERE, USE MY STRONG HAND "
" IT'S FCUKIN NEXTEL "
HAHAHA
oh yeah
" EMILY ROSE "
WHAHA
"Thats so beyonce!"
woolen condoms
Go home, Skinnybands!
JOHNNY CASH!!!
Schwang!!
concave boobs
heres one. just happened today in the hall way before school started.
me:"10 inches."
her:"ahhhhhh...:runs away:"
me:"goshh. thats not even a foot yet!"
her:"thats silly boo."
heres another one:
me:"crackers&coffee"
her:"haha.. wow so ones white and ones black"
me:"yeah sure"
her:"codenamesss...."
me:"bonnie&clide"
HIM:"i call clide"
her:"hahahahahaha..."
me:"akon&youngjeezy"
her:yeah thats their code names for now"
me:"okie doke"
her:"no i dont like young jeezy"
me:"ohh..."
her:"stylezp"
me:"whatever"
later on the phone.
her:"its still young jeezy"
me:"urgh. make up your mind."
so now we always say akon&youngjeezy for our two closest guy friends.
heres another one.
me:":poke:"
her:"owwwww......"
me:"SUCK IT UP WHIMP!"
her:"ok".
i have a lot of inside jokes.. i should add more later.
edit//
forgot a special one:
me:you lost your viriginity?"
her:"whahhhh?"
ahaha it came out random we were talking about math then i ask my friend that cause shes so 'holy' :]
"ICE CREAM!"
"Hit and Dance!"
"Lame"
"L for Love!"
haha just short phrases with my friends..
no..it's FIVE
yanners shud get this..
CHICKEN DANCE ; DDDDD
Underwater basket weaving
^ are you effing serious???? i have an underwater basket weaving inside joke too.
weird.
^ haha what in the wooooorlllldddd! that crazy!
i know right!!!
obnoxious teacher: yes everybody, and latin as we all know looks VERY good on a college transcript... better than, say, UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING.
class: what the hell?
yea so we always laugh about that.
^ lol well yeah, my [old] youth pastor says it randomly while preaching, Ive heard it say it like 10 times or something haha
Friend:"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest coffee shop is?"
Random Person:"Umm, there is an Albertson's down the street."
WE HAVE JUNK IN OUR TRUNKS
let's do the robot baaaack it up
Billy Joe needs bleach XD
Question of the day: Why is Kenny weird? Explain.
poke, type type type
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I love my friends
"Nza"
"You wanna die?!"
"Go buy some fortune cookies."
"Double kill!"
"Gained the lead! Lost the lead! Suicide!"
"I was there... spiritually."
"Let's go talk about our bank accounts..."
I'm done.
TeRrAn CoLeMaN pLeAsE rEpOrT tO tHe PrInCiPlEs OfFiCe
hahaha..."why u Nakeddd"??
MACARONI!
lol i say '1+1=fish and 2+2=bear
I don't want any mashed potatoes!
grr. im steaming mad.
How loud was the Togo-truck this morning?
this was the highlight of my day.
rawr.
You did what to Ryan?
" I'M STILL HERE "
puahahahhaa
We too busy laughin at her forhead!
I swear, it's the sun, not the moon! See? Look closer!!
-
This pizza is strangely crunchy. *realizes foil still attatched to bottom*
-
Soo-san Soo.
-
I thought it was Mr. Backladder??
colognasis
berlangasis
dylan letmefriskyou
BANG YOUR DEAD
CLICK YOUR DEAD
nickter mum
lickter num
kickter dum
jiggarita
figgarita
"yeee-haw oh wait thats a cow boy LOL"
LARLOH
cologberlang
gosh i have so freakin many
my dildo says go fcuk yourself. no pun intended. =]
'i'll get my azn gangstas to beat you foo!' (i dont say that... my friend does)
'dirty little secret/just the girl'
these are inside jokes between me and my bff
"you're so... cheesy...
what? like this macaroni and cheese crayon?? *holds it up*
...
well you're... corny!"
'... the guys are always exotic dancers '
'it's cuz i'm yellow isnt it??'
'bee lee bee/bee chee bee'
'food me!'
'want one?
*reaches for chip*
well you cant HAVE any!'
sad i know
i think i posted these before.
"...akon and young jeezy.."
"...bonnie and clide..."
"...peaches & CAAARREEEAAAMMM...."
"...black&white..."
ahaha.. you already know who thats for..
LIBRARIAN ACTION FIGURE! SHHHHH!!
coffee. shoot. want some suggah?
LAME..
"I love you... OMG YOU CHEATER!!!"
"you are loved times two"
"yeah.. its time to take your pencil shavings now"
OW LOADING!
"i've got the devil in my d**k and some demons in my semen"
"heyy they're just like us... only uglier. ohmygah they're us chopped & screwed!!"
"I can't tell if he's femmy or if he's feminine..or a femmy crossdresser"
"I'm no lesbian.
No really"
"you chipmunk, you"
"you are loved times one and a half"
"you missed.... YOUR ONLY CHANCE!!!"
yo can you on google with that ???
"OCD moment..." *arranges everything into parallel lines*
"excuse me for living"
"abudabuda"
Don't make me staaaaaab you
'Her baby is having an orgasm!'
'Your virginity is at stake!!'
'Go wild, or naked!'
caaaalll me up hotline.
polydactyl humans in the spanish mountains?...
what? Pterodactylus? o_o isn't that a dinosaur?
xDDDDDD
cocaine is a drug
lmbo!!!
x what the f**k crispy?!
x shutup footstool face im gonna throw you at odysseus
x hump day hump
I like....Pokemon .