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 Aug 17 2008, 08:42 AM
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 <joke> inside </joke>  Group: Official Member Posts: 2,283 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 470,590  |
http://michaelphelpsfacts.com/Home.html
Some of the more funnier ones: Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead. When Aquaman needs help he calls Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps cashed his plane ticket in and swam Butterfly to the Olympics. Michael Phelps arrived in China riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. Michael Phelps craps out Energizer batteries. Michael Phelps doesn’t swim through the water… the water swims around him. The only thing that can defeat Michael Phelps is another Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps qualified with a top speed of 378 mph at the Daytona 500, swimming! Michael Phelps doesn’t have a condo in Ann Arbor, he has a cave in the Atlantic. One time, at band camp, Michael Phelps slept with all the women…. in one night. Touch pads reach for Michael Phelps. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Michael Phelps takes this as a personal insult. Michael Phelps only swims through the water because he considers walking on top of it too pretentious Michael Phelps doesn’t swim with sharks. The sharks swim with him. The First rule of Michael Phelps is: you do not talk about Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps is the reason why Ian Thorpe went into retirement. Michael Phelps’ pulse is measured on the richter scale. Michael Phelps can swim butterfly backwards and still beat his own world records. There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps once kicked a shark in the head… Its descendants are known today as the Hammer Head. Michael Phelps recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Some swimmers use drag suits in practice… Michael Phelps uses a lead suit. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Michael Phelps pajamas. Michael Phelps built the Beijing Aquatic Center (The Cube) 30 minutes before his first race. |
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Aug 21 2008, 10:49 PM
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 QUOTE By the way, did you hear that Webster has now replaced all words in the English dictionary that are synonyms of the word “great” or “greatness” with “Phelpsian”? Here are some examples to help you out from now on. old: This pizza is great. NEW: This pizza is Phelpsian! old: That touchdown was so awesome. NEW: That touchdown was so Phelpsian! old: That’s Hot! NEW: That’s Phelps! There are some serious fans out there. Go Phelps. 
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Aug 21 2008, 10:55 PM
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 Mais je ne l'aime pas Group: Member Posts: 971 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,135 |
Phelps Phans would appreciate this.
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Aug 21 2008, 11:30 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
wow. who made this? lmfao. that's scary. haha
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Aug 21 2008, 11:58 PM
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 R U A Q T ? [; Group: Official Member Posts: 7,276 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 421,631 |
haha, these are pretty funny
 i giggled at this; 10. Every time you see a shooting star you are really watching Michael Phelps train in space. that was cute |
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Aug 22 2008, 04:20 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
QUOTE(SilentLaugh @ Aug 17 2008, 09:42 AM)  Michael Phelps is the reason why Ian Thorpe went into retirement. Trufax.
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Aug 24 2008, 02:17 PM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
a lot of these are really stupid
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Aug 25 2008, 10:47 AM
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 An original Harry Potter fan Group: Official Member Posts: 1,469 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,023 |
Ha ha these remind me of Chuck Norris jokes!
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Sep 16 2008, 04:10 PM
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 SCHAA! Group: Member Posts: 51 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 408,178 |
The only thing that can defeat Michael Phelps is another Michael Phelps.
^^ if he needs help spawning a Michael Jr, he should give me a call. 
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Sep 16 2008, 09:56 PM
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 Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,682 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,187 |
lmfao seen a Jack Bauer one a few months back, these things are too funny.
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