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 Jan 6 2010, 05:10 PM
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CODE boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Q: How many IBM 370's does it take to \ | execute a job? A: Four, three to hold | \ it down, and one to rip its head off. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You are sick, twisted and perverted. I \ \ like that in a person. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: What is the difference between Texas \ \ and yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay _____________________ < You should go home. > --------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Your fly might be open (but don't check \ \ it just now). / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / You are dishonest, but never to the \ \ point of hurting a friend. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Excellent time to become a missing \ \ person. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || This cow is mean to me. CODE boot@boot:~$ fortune | cowthink ________________________________________ ( You have a reputation for being ) ( thoroughly reliable and trustworthy. A ) ( pity that it's totally undeserved. ) ---------------------------------------- o ^__^ o (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || He even thinks mean things. |
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Jan 6 2010, 09:23 PM
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try having cyber with it
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Jan 7 2010, 09:24 AM
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CODE fera-imp-60 ~ $ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Don't force it, get a larger hammer. \ | | \ -- Anthony / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || That's what she said! |
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