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what do you do if your dick is too big
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post Jun 17 2008, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jun 17 2008, 07:55 AM) *
hahahahahahaha this topic is funny and what do u mean krymeariver is a "she" ?

does that mean she is using dildos tongue.gif

No. She has a shedick. Ask for pics.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 07:29 PM
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:16 AM
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cut it in 1/4ths
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:44 AM
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QUOTE(XTC @ Jun 17 2008, 02:34 AM) *
Kry is a she.


LESBIANS!?!?! thumbsup.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE(Kontroll @ Jun 18 2008, 01:44 AM) *
LESBIANS!?!?! thumbsup.gif

No. She lives in a hentai land. She doesn't have to be a lesbian.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:12 AM
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LESBIANS?
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:16 AM
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post Jun 18 2008, 08:18 AM
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you people are so f**king sick and immature... most of you... mostly...
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 12:25 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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Then gtfo.



Why is this even still open?
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:02 PM
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^^ haha thats what im wondering too
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:13 PM
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tell her to use dildos to widened her vag, change to smallest to biggest size so it would widened.
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She is putting her dick in a little girl.


Maybe she is way too young
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:55 PM
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This topic is a joke.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:21 PM
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QUOTE(Rachel @ Jun 17 2008, 10:57 AM) *


Oh my gosh I've seen this in person. Freakishly massive. I wonder if anyone can actually do it.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:33 PM
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It makes me lol when I see it in sex shops. Plus, it's mad expensive. I asked an employee if a lot of people bought it, and she says that it sells out.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:53 PM
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But how many of those do you think are bought simply because its so freaking huge? I mean, it would be a hilarious gag gift.
 
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post Jun 20 2009, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 16 2008, 11:37 PM) *
AND IF SHE FARTS


waft it.

and if you're really having problems.... go into porn.

problem solved.
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 10:50 PM
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i don't think thats possible
if the head of a new born can pass through the vagina, then any dick can
besides the vagina/pussy has the ability to stretch to suite any size of a dick
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE(iExquisite @ Jun 21 2009, 11:50 PM) *
i don't think thats possible
if the head of a new born can pass through the vagina, then any dick can
besides the vagina/pussy has the ability to stretch to suite any size of a dick


SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF MAH DICK TOO BIG, SHE GOTTA GET A C-SECTION FOR ME TO f*ck HER? LIKE, I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK UP IN HER TUMMY?

SUITE ANY SIZE OF DICK? YOUR VAG GONNA PUT MAH DICK UP IN A HOTEL?
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 11:12 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 21 2009, 11:52 PM) *
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF MAH DICK TOO BIG, SHE GOTTA GET A C-SECTION FOR ME TO f*ck HER? LIKE, I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK UP IN HER TUMMY?

SUITE ANY SIZE OF DICK? YOUR VAG GONNA PUT MAH DICK UP IN A HOTEL?


it won't fit unless you are xtremely xtremely xtremely huge
idk
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 11:17 PM
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*sigh*

iExquisite, you fail.
 
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post Jun 22 2009, 02:11 AM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 17 2008, 12:37 AM) *
AND IF SHE FARTS


roflllllll ! that was funny. just shove it in and widen it for her. or just use your finger, if she farts then. idk? air freshener?
 
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post Jun 22 2009, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 21 2009, 10:52 PM) *
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF MAH DICK TOO BIG, SHE GOTTA GET A C-SECTION FOR ME TO f*ck HER? LIKE, I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK UP IN HER TUMMY?

SUITE ANY SIZE OF DICK? YOUR VAG GONNA PUT MAH DICK UP IN A HOTEL?

oh my eyes they bleed
 
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post Jun 22 2009, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 17 2008, 12:42 AM) *
ok i just got her to try to fart and she took a dump on my dick


Ur kidding about her takin a dump on
your dick right? i mean u was joking.
Right? mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 23 2009, 11:45 AM
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he is.^
 
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post Jun 23 2009, 05:58 PM
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o_O Make her scream.. and quick pop it in her mouth
 

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