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YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included
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post Sep 1 2008, 09:48 PM
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yo momma so ugly they have to feed her with a frisbee
 
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post Sep 1 2008, 09:55 PM
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people probably googled those jokes
 
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post Sep 2 2008, 08:14 PM
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QUOTE(ChesterRevolver @ Aug 25 2008, 07:04 PM) *
Yo momma is so fat , i'd do her .. cuz i do fat chicks .

LMAO I love that one.
 
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post Sep 2 2008, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE(Anarchy @ Aug 31 2008, 12:57 PM) *
^Yo momma's so fat, she looks like you. tease.gif


anarchy. -_-
Yo momma's so ugly, no wonder why your avatar needs glasses. (haha, i know it's lame.)
 
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post Sep 2 2008, 08:34 PM
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^ ooo, that was lame. -__-

yo' mamma's so fat, when she put on a yellow rain jacket, people yelled: "TAXI!"

I don't know if this was said, I didn't check, lol.
It's like, the only good one I know. tongue.gif
 
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post Sep 16 2008, 10:03 PM
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
 
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post Dec 18 2008, 11:43 PM
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon


lame
 
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post Jan 8 2009, 03:34 PM
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Yo mamma so ugly, they say she didn't get beat with an ugly stick but the whole d@m tree!
 
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post Jan 8 2009, 03:36 PM
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this thread reminds me of a stool sample i once refrigerated and reheated a few days later for the doctor
 
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post Apr 27 2009, 06:53 PM
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^lmao EW. that could make for a good yo ma ma joke.
 
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post Jun 7 2009, 11:28 AM
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This is the ultimate Yo Mama joke.

Yo Mama so stupid she had you! laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2009, 09:49 PM
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I don't know if it's been said, but I effing love this one:

Yo mama is so fat/stupid/ugly, even Naruto couldn't believe it.
 
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post Jun 14 2009, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(PanicxPanda @ Jun 14 2009, 09:49 PM) *
I don't know if it's been said, but I effing love this one:

Yo mama is so fat/stupid/ugly, even Naruto couldn't believe it.


I don't get it :'(
 
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post Jun 15 2009, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE(emberfly @ Jun 14 2009, 10:18 PM) *
I don't get it :'(


Sadly, you'll only get it if you're a nerd or know a nerd.
Naruto is an anime character, and his catchphrase in the English version is "BELIEVE IT!"
It's really annoying, but kinda hilarious at the same time.
 
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post Dec 14 2009, 10:11 PM
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Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
 
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post Dec 14 2009, 10:12 PM
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QUOTE(PanicxPanda @ Jun 15 2009, 09:05 PM) *

Sadly, you'll only get it if you're a nerd or know a nerd.
Naruto is an anime character, and his catchphrase in the English version is "BELIEVE IT!"
It's really annoying, but kinda hilarious at the same time.

No Life.
 
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post Dec 15 2009, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(StrideEmpty @ Dec 14 2009, 08:11 PM) *
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company



Your momma so stupid, she laughed at that joke.
 
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post Dec 15 2009, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(StrideEmpty @ Dec 14 2009, 10:12 PM) *
No Life.

Yo momma's so stupid she had you.
 

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