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I will tell you a good joke and you tell me one. |
Sep 30 2009, 09:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Sep 2009 Member No: 745,998 |
We Need Money
A couple sitting around dicussing how to get out of debt. Husbands suggest maybe she should try tricking. She thought about it and decided she would try it. Besides they really need the money. So after awhile they find the right corner. She gets out and ready to make some money. He pulls down the block to make sure she's ok. After a couple of tricks, he sees she's doing fine. He leaves and comes back in a couple of hours. When he gets back he finds she's got a line of cars waiting on her. He comes back in the morning she runs to the car happy as hell. He ask her how much did we make. $265.50. Who the hell gave you fifty cents, he asked. She answered, They all did. |
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Sep 30 2009, 11:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
why can helen keller only masturbate with one hand?
because she has to moan with the other. |
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Sep 30 2009, 11:25 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
...lol.
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Oct 1 2009, 04:26 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman. |
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Oct 1 2009, 05:11 PM
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Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
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Oct 1 2009, 05:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
what did helen keller do when she fell into a well?
screamed her fingers off |
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Oct 1 2009, 06:57 PM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
Why can't Helen Keller use a computer?
She's dead |
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Oct 1 2009, 07:09 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
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Nov 13 2009, 10:15 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 238 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,827 |
Again with the Helen Keller jokes?
What is this?? |
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Nov 13 2009, 05:29 PM
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kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
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Nov 13 2009, 09:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
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