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 Jun 10 2004, 04:14 PM
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Newbie  Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,552  |
"Hey what time is it?" "its chicken o'clock" "oh good, meet me here at three beefs after a turkey"
"I'll never forget what's his name"  "I named my fish poopie because he's brown, what is your fish named after, pee?" Yes every thing said was purposely said by people who were dead serious |
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Jun 10 2004, 04:46 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
haha. those are funny
QUOTE "Hey what time is it?" "its chicken o'clock" "oh good, meet me here at three beefs after a turkey" haha. that one's my favorite |
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Jun 10 2004, 05:24 PM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
I know a person who's dad is a lawyer. At a tournament he came to judge and someone asked him what he was doing during a break and he said, "I'm looking through another lawyer's briefs." And his son started laughing.
Which, of course in legal terms, is not a dirty thing to say at all, but to the rest of us, it sounded like it was dirty. |
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Jun 12 2004, 12:00 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
"I named my fish poopie because he's brown, what is your fish named after, pee?"
thats cuuuuute haha |
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Jun 12 2004, 09:28 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
QUOTE(xislandxstylex @ Jun 10 2004, 3:46 PM) haha. those are funny haha. that one's my favorite i like that oen too. can belive people actually said that!!! |
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Jun 12 2004, 09:32 AM
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 why did i put this here? Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,609 |
QUOTE(justin_italia @ Jun 10 2004, 4:14 PM) "I named my fish poopie because he's brown, what is your fish named after, pee?" haha lol 
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Jun 12 2004, 02:38 PM
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 I wanna be roman Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989 |
Haha, those amused me
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Jun 12 2004, 03:58 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL! funny things can sure brighten up my day =)
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Jun 12 2004, 05:38 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
i dont get that part, but the chicken o' clock is funny...does it supposed to be funny tho?
 
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Jun 12 2004, 05:50 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lolz thas cute n funni at da same time.
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Jun 12 2004, 06:50 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
there all funny
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Jun 13 2004, 02:45 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
hMmM..i onliee get the second one..im confused about the others
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Jun 13 2004, 02:53 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
"I'll never forget what's his name?
lol.
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