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how many of you guys, get morning wood?
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*IVIike*
post Dec 13 2006, 09:39 PM
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QUOTE(FlyinRyan874 @ Nov 26 2006, 1:57 PM) *
Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find something to put on before I leave my room laugh.gif


me too i hate it i get it pretty much every morning and i always have to go to weights in the morning so yeah its a problem.
 
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post Dec 14 2006, 01:41 AM
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I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD
 
TehJusty
post Dec 14 2006, 09:11 AM
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I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it's too cold to go outside in the morning... Oh wait... I get it now... no wait... yeah... we're still talking about trees...
 
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post Dec 18 2006, 02:30 AM
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How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morning? I only sleep with my boxers.. when i wake up, I go take a shower too so it wares off. My mom never saw me with a morning wood and I don't plan that she will anytime to my whole life. That's what L0CKS are for.
 
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post Dec 19 2006, 02:18 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 3:33 PM) *
its no fair, girls should get morning wood

girls have periods. we think guys should have it too blink.gif
 
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post Dec 19 2006, 03:07 PM
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Haha these are funny topics to read...
 
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post Dec 19 2006, 03:08 PM
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I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me 'cause I never see anyone first thing in the morning. If I do, it sucks because it's so obvious. XD.gif
 
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post Dec 21 2006, 10:15 AM
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There are guys that don't get morning wood? ermm.gif
 
Jerico Drum
post Dec 22 2006, 04:34 AM
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QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 5:44 AM) *
girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP

guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood

girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating

and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes

and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.


I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway.

Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.

A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!
 
lyin_in_wait
post Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM
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QUOTE(Jerico Drum @ Dec 22 2006, 4:34 AM) *
I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway.

Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.

A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!



fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone...
 
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post Dec 22 2006, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE(lyin_in_wait @ Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM) *
fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone...

I know that women get kidney stones too, but for men it is coming out a smaller hole. And it doesn't always go away after you pass a few. My friend Brandon had them for a week and a friend I had in middle school had them for like a freaking year! I guess you got the cyst though, I really don't know much about them.
 
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post Jan 18 2007, 08:27 PM
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i only got it a couple times
 
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post Jan 19 2007, 12:27 AM
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i jack off in my sleep
 
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post Jan 20 2007, 01:27 AM
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lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke up with it and hes like u hafta give me a few minutes b4 i can get up...it was kinda funny
 
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post Jan 20 2007, 02:29 AM
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I get it now and than. It's just disturbing when someone comes in the room, and I'm like uhhh...... (x
 
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post Jan 21 2007, 01:57 AM
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uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild.
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 09:44 PM
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lol TBH, not really, if ever..

I always hear of it, but it never really happens.

I might get it DURING sleeping with the dreams n' all..but not right when I get up, which is a good thing.
 
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post May 23 2007, 09:40 PM
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what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just proves that god hates the male specie.
 
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post May 24 2007, 06:20 PM
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i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and im all rolled on my back with the blanket just everywhere else besides on me and she's just standing there laughing than some times my mom comes in...
 
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post May 24 2007, 06:25 PM
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I hate getting it, and then realizing that you have to be at school/work very soon, and you still have to go eat breakfast and you are forced to put on jeans because shorts are too flimsy and it will just plop back down and be easy to see. So I tend to walk with jeans and my arms crossed as if I were stretching so no one notices. Then I quickly sit down and cros smy legs and hurry and eat then get out of there :D

but yeah, I used to get it more often, now its just now and then.

edit: Phh women may have to go through all that pregnancy nonsense, but we have to deal with them throwing up loudly and interrupting our TV experience. Also the whole drive to the hospital thing, "Can I just finish this game real quick!?"
 
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post May 24 2007, 07:10 PM
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I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold shower can't even cure.
 
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post May 24 2007, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 26 2006, 06:33 PM) *
its no fair, girls should get morning wood



No fair, guys should have periods and have to worry about getting pregnant.
 
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post May 25 2007, 01:47 AM
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QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 11:15 AM) *
There are guys that don't get morning wood? ermm.gif


that's what i was thinking. :O
 
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post May 25 2007, 01:48 AM
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hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
i never knew
LOL
actually i never even heard of it before now.
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hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao
 
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post May 25 2007, 04:46 PM
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QUOTE(boo! grr... @ Dec 10 2006, 06:44 AM) *
girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP

guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood

girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating

and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes

and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.


Sooooooooo true.
 

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