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Man blames cat for child porn downloads
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post Aug 7 2009, 05:12 PM
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JENSEN BEACH, Fla. (AP) — Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat.

Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.


This is so ridiculous a bad pun isn't even needed.

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post Aug 7 2009, 05:15 PM
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LOL I feel bad for his attorney if he has one.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 05:22 PM
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after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.


What were detectives doing in his house?
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 7 2009, 05:22 PM) *
What were detectives doing in his house?

I'm thinking they were looking on his computer.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 7 2009, 05:22 PM) *
What were detectives doing in his house?


good question..

but I understand. My cat does that all the time.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 05:57 PM
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But what were they doing at his house in the first place. And what gave them the incentive to look at his computer.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 06:07 PM
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Maybe he had a folder on his desktop called "child pornography"
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 06:24 PM
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lol did you delete your post Mike?

QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 7 2009, 06:07 PM) *
Maybe he had a folder on his desktop called "child pornography"

Well shit, I have a folder named that.
 
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post Aug 7 2009, 06:56 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 7 2009, 06:22 PM) *
What were detectives doing in his house?


ever heard of

big brother is watching?
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post Aug 7 2009, 07:13 PM
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post Aug 10 2009, 09:39 PM
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He got party v&.

Wow that cat is terrible
 
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post Aug 10 2009, 10:22 PM
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That's one horny cat. For children of course.

what an idiot.
 
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post Aug 10 2009, 10:36 PM
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QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 7 2009, 06:07 PM) *
Maybe he had a folder on his desktop called "child pornography"

How did they see his desktop.
O and Abbey, the fbi is prob gonna demand that mipadi give them your ip address then they will find you, knock down your door and take you to prison where you will get raped for a change! haha. Or you will rape everyone else.
 
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post Aug 11 2009, 07:39 PM
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Or a vulcan.
I would have bought vulcan.
 

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