some stupid asian people (i'm asian) .... OMFG HE'S FOB! Options

[JerzDevil]

I also wanna point out that some asians (not all of course, most asians know what they're talkin about like me) are very idiotic in a way. Like some chinese girl be sayin (this is just an example), look at that korean guy!! he looks like a total fobb like oh ma gawddd ..... hey girl, STFU!

first off, she better know what the real definition of a fob is. (this goes for all of y'all!!!! even my future generation!!)

so what is the definition? i know.

is it ... "An unpleasant referral to Asians who can't speak or understand English very well" ??? uhmm Although that may be true, but not exact. "Asian that was not born in america and is an immigrant, etc etc" ??? more accurate and correct. so how do fobs have a "certain look" ... like f**king seriously. I feel bad for the non fobs that are actually called fobs by other people just by their appearance. yo seriously, how do they have a certain look? of course u can assume they are fob if they can't speak english very well and they speak korean almost all the time wit having strong difficult time tryin to make friends with americans ... but random asians sayin to other asians like "haha he's so fob" .... when that person ain't even a real fob, shit's dumb. you dig? what you gonna call a korean dude who dosen't have long hair, dosen't wear thickish black glasses, and dosen't wear abercrombie/hollister all the time and he's actually a fob cuz he can't speak english fluently and was born outside america? exactly, you guys aren't gonna say shit.

Does this dude look like a fob?



guarantee to you most people are gonna say no. but you know what? he don't speak english very well, immigrated to america a couple years back, was born in china, so he's a fob. but to you, he don't look like one. that don't matter kiddos. y'all people dumb as hell. stop judgin, grow the f**k up, and study some real shit.

[YaGurlSukedMe2SL...]

Lol

[*tripvertigo*]

um this coming from the guy that misuses the word "retarded."


i mean he's not the only person that calls other people retarded when technically they arent, but I'm pretty sure those other people dont go around making topics like this one. total hypocrisy.

[Simba]

I'd like that headshell chain the fob has.

[JerzDevil]

um this coming from the guy that misuses the word "retarded."
i mean he's not the only person that calls other people retarded when technically they arent, but I'm pretty sure those other people dont go around making topics like this one. total hypocrisy.

Why are you still alive?

[HoodNigga]

I also wanna point out that some asians (not all of course, most asians know what they're talkin about like me) are very idiotic in a way.

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[*tripvertigo*]

Why are you still suckling at your mother's teat?

[lilsnoopy]

That dude in the photo looked....dumb

The immigrant students at my college, who are mainly Japanese,look 10x better than that dude

plus, they speak english very well =D
they help me with my japanese....and laugh at my funny accent XD

[Ington]

Fob = fresh off the boat.
You don't actually have to be a new immigrant, you just have to act like you have no idea how American society operates. New immigrants adjust. The ones that don't, as well as the asians that have lived in the US their entire lives but still don't understand anything, get made fun of.

[Tung]

i was born in hong kong. and moved to california when i was 1 year old. does that make me a fob?

[*tripvertigo*]

depends, tung, are you gay?

[*Villainess*]

Does this dude look like a fob?

YES HE f**kIN DOES.
HE LOOKS LIKE HES FRUM THA DURRTY SOUTH.

[*Sandraaa*]

Everyone please stay on topic.

Anyway, the guy looks eh Asian? I don't know how 'fobs' are supposed to look like.

[*tripvertigo*]

Everyone please stay on topic.

Anyway, the guy looks eh Asian? I don't know how 'fobs' are supposed to look like.

i believe we were on topic..

[*Sandraaa*]

*sigh*

Why are you alive? Why are you still sucking your mother's tits (I hope that isn't censored). I'm tired of indirect forum fights.

[*tripvertigo*]

wow one example where he asked me a stupid question, and i answered back..

[*Michelle*]

I also wanna point out that some asians (not all of course, most asians know what they're talkin about like me) are very idiotic in a way. Like some chinese girl be sayin (this is just an example), look at that korean guy!! he looks like a total fobb like oh ma gawddd ..... hey girl, STFU!

first off, she better know what the real definition of a fob is. (this goes for all of y'all!!!! even my future generation!!)

so what is the definition? i know.

is it ... "An unpleasant referral to Asians who can't speak or understand English very well" ??? uhmm Although that may be true, but not exact. "Asian that was not born in america and is an immigrant, etc etc" ??? more accurate and correct. so how do fobs have a "certain look" ... like f**king seriously. I feel bad for the non fobs that are actually called fobs by other people just by their appearance. yo seriously, how do they have a certain look? of course u can assume they are fob if they can't speak english very well and they speak korean almost all the time wit having strong difficult time tryin to make friends with americans ... but random asians sayin to other asians like "haha he's so fob" .... when that person ain't even a real fob, shit's dumb. you dig? what you gonna call a korean dude who dosen't have long hair, dosen't wear thickish black glasses, and dosen't wear abercrombie/hollister all the time and he's actually a fob cuz he can't speak english fluently and was born outside america? exactly, you guys aren't gonna say shit.

Does this dude look like a fob?



guarantee to you most people are gonna say no. but you know what? he don't speak english very well, immigrated to america a couple years back, was born in china, so he's a fob. but to you, he don't look like one. that don't matter kiddos. y'all people dumb as hell. stop judgin, grow the f**k up, and study some real shit.

First of all, FOB stands for "fresh off the boat." This is for ANYONE who has emigrated from their original country to America, even if it commonly used for Asians with, excuse me, hilarious Asian accents.

You don't need to tell people to grow the f**k up and lecture if you want people to actually listen to your advice

It would also help if your help habits for life actually had some factual evidence to them rather than hearsay and examples from your head.

[*Sandraaa*]

Still is off topic. Anyway, please refer to the moderator performance thread as we are getting off topic. (I'm beginning to hate typing off topic).

[ipetpandas]

Then don't be a mod. Kill yourself.

[krnprydeee5]

and I don't understand how fobs have a certain "look" or an "appearance" people are killing it.

[Comptine]

WOW. You obviously don't understand how Asian culture works.

Most people use fob to describe the way certain Asians dress and act. Like, they look like they're living in Asia rather than America with their stuff. Clothes, haircut, stuff like that.



Fobby Asian boys are really into dying their hair and making it really spiky.

Fobby Asian girls are in blunt layering for their hair.

In Asia, they're really into baggy loose clothes for girls. It's just used to describe the difference in looks of America Born Asians and Asians that either recently emigrated or American Asians who are really into Asian culture.

[dustbunny]

^ WHAT A CUTIE


Got this off of urbandictionary, found it hilarious.

First of all...Fob's are immigrants a.k.a. Fresh off the boat. There are many kinds of fobs (i cant really take credit for this becuz i got this off a site. I added some in)

Twinkie
- Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from white people
- Your significant other is not Asian and never has been
- You have few Asian friends, if any
- You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your language and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you
- You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exist
- You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is
- You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Tea is
- You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock

Asian-American
- You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere
- You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any
- You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustration through spoken word performances at your college
- You read A. magazine and think it's great
- You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are
- You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below

Yap (Young Asian Professional)
- You are in one of these professions:
a) Medicine / Pharmaceutical
b) Engineering
c) Finance
d) Investment Banking
e) Accounting
- Most of your wardrobe was purchased at Banana Republic
- You go to "mixers" on Thursday nights to meet other Yaps and talk about the Dow Jones.
- You did exactly what your parents wanted you to do and as a result, your life is hella boring
- Your apartment/home is decorated almost exclusively with stuff from Pier 1
- Your parents always talk to their friends about how much money you make. If they don't, then you're a dissapointment

Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat)
- You were not born in America
- You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. In fact, you have seen them at Atlantic City or Las Vegas recently
- You speak your native language fluently and so do all your friends
- You do not have any non-Asian friends
- Your parents do not speak any English
- When you speak English, you like to make everything plural
- You get extremely good grades in school
- You cannot dance
- Your fashion sense comes from whatever country you're from and you incorporate nothing from American fashion into your wardrobe

SuperFob
- Your command of the English language is minimal and you don't care
- You like dim sum chicken feet
- You do not own a single CD, VCD, Video game, or DVD that isn't bootlegged
- Your only hangout is Chinatown
- All the lights in your house are fluorescent
- You dry your cloths outside your window
- You need a haircut
- You either smell like cigarettes or food

Fobabee
- You are an Asian-American or Twinkie who has recently "awoken"
- You have a newly found fetish of Asian girls/boys
- You have taken the Asian Studies course at college
- You are trying to learn as much as possible about your culture to make up for your lifetime of trying to be white (Twinkie ; Banana) or Black (Chigger ; Tea egg)
- If you are lucky, you will grow to become Fobulous

Gangsta Fob (Fobsta)
- You have shot another Asian
- Your favorite hangout is a pool hall
- When you talk, you sound like a cross between a Fob and an urban black kid
- Your hair looks silly, but no one will tell you because you'll shoot them
- You have a serious gambling problem
- You are a Rice-boy, but your mods are cheap and are never painted to match the rest of your car
- No one tells you your rice ride looks cheap because you'll shoot them
- You want to have a Tab girlfriend, but can only get Hoochie Tabs

Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch)
- You shop at A/X, Bebe and Club Monaco
- You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up"
- You do not weigh more than 105 lbs
- You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life
- Platform heels are your favorite
- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless
- You do not smile in public
- You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it
- You smoke
- Your cell phone is completely customized
- On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker pic of you and your man
- Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item
- You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car
- You are often seen with Rice-boys
- You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or your Rice-boy boyfriend

Hoochie Tab
- You are an import car model
- Your boobs are not real
- There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere
- Stiletto heels are your favorite
- Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu
- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob
- You cheat on your boyfriend
- Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school

Rice-Boy
- You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura
- Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecognizable from it's original stock form
- Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in
- The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing
- The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing
- You always drive like you are racing someone
- You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed bumps and parking lot on-ramps
- The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is your 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground
- Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more than a Lotus Esprit
- If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supra, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have). Poor Rice-boy.

Fobulous
- You speak perfect English and you are fluent in your native language
- You have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends
- You listen to Asian pop as well as American music
- You are equally aware of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture
- You are a good dancer
- You date Asian by choice even though you could rock the opposite sex of any other race
- You are a good designer and have superior Html skills
- You have an Apt107 page AND an AA page and the guest books in both are packed
- For you, FOB stands for Fabulous Oriental Being
- You have lots of Asian pride

[six]

asian culture > american culture

[*stephinika*]

Jason, no need to be so...judgemental in your posts...this isn't coming from me as a mod, but just me as a person. Gah. I mean really...yes some people call others fobs that aren't, but you always sound so angry...is it really that important to you?

But anyways, onto topic...yes, fob has become a way of describing someone's look, not necessarily that they are actually 'fresh-off-the-boat', and its just a part of slang really now. *shrug* Thats what I think anyways.

[weed]

whats FOB stand for