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YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included
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post Jun 25 2005, 11:56 PM
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your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age

the bitch died
 
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post Jun 26 2005, 12:59 AM
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your mama so ugly, everyone died. mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 08:21 PM
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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorrillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on a roach she said, "Oh no there goes Thanksgiving dinner!"
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 08:26 PM
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Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl..

Yo mama is so ugly, she was walking down the street and a cockroach started singing "We are Family.."
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 11:32 PM
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Yo momma's so stupid she drowned in "the wave" at the football game.
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 11:44 PM
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yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "continued on the back"
 
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post Jun 27 2005, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE(slipper @ Jun 25 2005, 10:59 PM)
your mama so ugly, everyone died. mellow.gif
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er---whaaat?







laugh.gif classic
 
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QUOTE(KoKo Moe Joe @ Jun 7 2005, 2:38 PM)
Yo Mama is so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks!
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ROFLMFAO... thats awesome..
 
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post Jun 28 2005, 12:02 AM
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QUOTE(gOODpIRATE @ Jun 27 2005, 10:44 PM)
yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "continued on the back"
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Haha, I like that one! :D
 
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post Jun 28 2005, 12:03 AM
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I got sum too I will post them up l8r happy.gif ]
Sum r funny but seriourly sum r jst really mean.
find them @ www.yourmom.com
 
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post Jun 28 2005, 09:43 AM
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''your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age

the bitch died ''

<< haha that was funny. most of them suck


Your ma's so fat she turned over and there was a celestial eclipse.
Your ma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out (the sweets)


...meeeh. played out really
 
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QUOTE
your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age

the bitch died


laugh.gif I am goin 2 use tht on sum1 now lol


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Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl..


Thts a really good 1 lol I almost had a laughattack biggrin.gif

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Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.


laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif







 
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post Jun 28 2005, 05:50 PM
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yo momma so fat, at the ballgame instead of buying one hotdog, she buys two!... come on, that one was a classic.
 
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post Jun 28 2005, 10:22 PM
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Sum I got off YourMom.com

-Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

-Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtain

-Your Mom's so stupid she can only count to twenty if she's barefoot

-Your Mom is so stupid she got locked inside a motorcycle!

-Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds"

-Your Mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'concentrate'

-Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window

All 4 now will post more l8r _smile.gif
 
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post Oct 13 2005, 09:25 PM
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your mom is so stupid

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left" she turned around and went home
 
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post Oct 16 2005, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE(SillyCourtney @ Jun 27 2005, 8:21 PM)
Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.



LOL AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAH
 
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post Oct 17 2005, 10:52 AM
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Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to alphabitize M&M's laugh.gif
 
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post Oct 18 2005, 06:08 PM
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yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
--props go to Sister Act 2--Greatest Movie Ever
 
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post Oct 20 2005, 09:37 PM
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Yo momma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
 
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post Oct 23 2005, 09:35 AM
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Yo mama is like Home Depot - 10 cents a screw.
 
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post Oct 23 2005, 09:38 AM
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This should be a game..
Sorry to break the chain!
 
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post Oct 23 2005, 01:27 PM
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Your mama is so fat, that instead of skinny dipping, she chunky dunks.

;;That ones weird. mellow.gif
 
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post Oct 23 2005, 01:35 PM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Oct 23 2005, 9:36 AM)
Yo mama's hair is so nappy, when I tried to run my hands through it--I got a blister. mellow.gif
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Gee, Suzzette, where'd you come up with that joke?
 
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post Oct 23 2005, 02:27 PM
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*Fob Accent*Yooooooooooooo mama soooooooooooo faut, when she jump joyyyyyy, she got STUCK.
 
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post Oct 27 2005, 02:43 AM
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Oh shit. Some of these are really funny.
My faves-

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she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age

the bitch died

There's more, but I didn't copy them. mellow.gif
 

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