Birds and the bees, son, we need to talk Options

[AngryBaby]

ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually

i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: my mom walks in my room.

mom: Evan,Take out the-
me:
mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs:
Dad: what!?
Me: what! NO MOM! i was-
mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it
me: omg omg omg
Dad: what are u talkin about!?
Mom: u know!
Dad:oh! Evan!
(i walk down the stairs)
me: yes dad?
dad: Evan u see this
( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off)
dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom?
me: something....bad?
dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something.
me:oh
dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges,
and i can give u advice on how to control them.
me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:

that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life.
i still am mad at my mom about that.