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Learning Chinese in 5 mins
AceShadows
post Jan 30 2006, 08:50 PM
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learning chinese in five mins............so funny!
Body: : You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE WAY

1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
 
Levy2k6
post Jan 30 2006, 08:54 PM
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lol..

i remmember the first time i saw this.. i was like in middle school or something... it's still funny.. it be funnier if i memorized them..... from then to senior year.. i grasped on to the chuck norris jokes instead.. haha

anyways.. <3 this.
 
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post Jan 30 2006, 08:57 PM
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It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud. mellow.gif
'cause then it's too easy.
 
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post Jan 30 2006, 09:01 PM
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Hahaha. I love this.
 
BannanaQ
post Jan 30 2006, 09:03 PM
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AWESOME!!! I know chinese now, and I did it in less than fai minutes. Fa Kin Su Pah!!!!
 
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post Jan 30 2006, 09:04 PM
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QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 8:57 PM)
It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud. mellow.gif
'cause then it's too easy.
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I guess so
 
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post Jan 30 2006, 09:38 PM
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Lol. This is so funny!
 
*Programmer*
post Jan 30 2006, 10:14 PM
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DU MA MAI! :X
viet pride!
 
*wind&fire*
post Jan 30 2006, 11:32 PM
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sorry buddy

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...opic=51209&st=0
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...topic=41705&hl=
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...opic=18032&st=0
 
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post Feb 1 2006, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE(fishcake-y @ Jan 30 2006, 9:57 PM)
It looses the funny-ness if you say 'em out loud. mellow.gif
'cause then it's too easy.
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*loses

Ang Pu ni
 
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post Feb 1 2006, 02:59 PM
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I'm supised no one screamed racism. they usually do by now. I think its funny.
 
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^I don't find it racist, well not entirely. (Although your post speaks of people's reaction of thinking it's racist in general)

I find this joke more of as an insult than racist.
 
BannanaQ
post Feb 1 2006, 06:04 PM
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I told my friend which was chinese... Fa Kin Su Pah and she said "what?"(she knows and understand chinese, mandarin and cantonese). I repeated and she said "To I need to call your priest? seems like your speaking in tongues..." I'm begining to think this isn't really chinese....
 
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post Feb 1 2006, 06:06 PM
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^It's not... they just put in "words" that make it sound like Chinese
 
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post Feb 1 2006, 06:11 PM
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haha i remember reading this off a email, so funnny.
 
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post Feb 1 2006, 06:14 PM
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kayyy..did you ever think of people who get offended?
 
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post Feb 1 2006, 06:21 PM
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Nvm. I'll just close the other three.
 
BannanaQ
post Feb 1 2006, 11:16 PM
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QUOTE(Blow_Don't_SUCK @ Feb 1 2006, 4:06 PM)
^It's not... they just put in "words" that make it sound like Chinese
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That explains the reactions of people when I told them this.
 
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post Feb 2 2006, 05:07 PM
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Look what I started.
 
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post Feb 7 2006, 10:49 AM
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ah, this is old, but still slightly amusing.
 
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post Feb 7 2006, 12:15 PM
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I don't think the Chinese folks don't get too offended about this stuff...

In fact, it was my Chinese buddies that showed me this first.
 
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post Feb 8 2006, 08:29 AM
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QUOTE(Petrified @ Feb 2 2006, 6:07 PM)
Look what I started.
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dont flatter yourself. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Feb 10 2006, 07:22 PM
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I saw this before.
 
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post Feb 10 2006, 09:02 PM
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heheh..cool
 
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post Mar 4 2006, 10:44 AM
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QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Feb 8 2006, 8:29 AM) *
dont flatter yourself. rolleyes.gif

I'm not. I'm just saying look what i started. A bad thing.
 
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