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Posted by: Evil_One1 Jun 3 2005, 06:52 PM

One of my friends sent this to me, and I posted it on http://www.xanga.com/evil_one1. The guys that saw it said that most of them are very true.



50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:



1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Posted by: osidepinay33 Jun 3 2005, 06:59 PM

aww that is oo s0o0 cute!

Posted by: kill me please Jun 3 2005, 07:30 PM

wow that actually seemed kinda true. not that i'd know since im not a guy. hmm maybe i should ask lol.

Posted by: beautifuls0ul_x3 Jun 3 2005, 08:07 PM

wow i guess i didn't know everything about guys then, well at least now i know...lol thnx!

Posted by: aera Jun 3 2005, 09:00 PM

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

haha
this is funny
i like it ^_^

Posted by: Hiphop d[-_-]b Jun 3 2005, 09:16 PM

Posted by: __PASS10NAT3 Jun 3 2005, 09:19 PM

mm. interesting~ lol.

Posted by: gponce10104 Jun 3 2005, 10:21 PM

WOW! thanks! i learned alot from that!:)

Posted by: xMiZziexKiMx Jun 3 2005, 11:25 PM

1. Guys hate sluts.

Posted by: EmmalieV Jun 3 2005, 11:36 PM

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.


=) love that one-

Posted by: dreamerOi Jun 3 2005, 11:48 PM

hahah very true

Posted by: MeggiexLovesxYou Jun 3 2005, 11:51 PM

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.


that what happened to me my best friends boyfriend started to like me it was funny at first untill me best friend found out

alot of those are soo true

Posted by: angel_revelation Jun 4 2005, 12:04 AM

aww thats so funny! and it seems very true... i'll think about those... guys dont REALLY talk more about girls then we talk about guys do they?

Posted by: ItzOnlySydney Jun 4 2005, 12:06 AM

i don't think 34 is true

Posted by: darksandz93 Jun 4 2005, 12:53 AM

a lot of those r true

Posted by: lorraine_iyan Jun 4 2005, 01:24 AM

lol whu a funny list~~haa~guys aways fink dat dey a the best!!....haa~they never say they did sth wrong!!!!it is a gr8 list for girls to show it to them n' tell them"COME ＢＡＣＫ DOWN ＴＯ EARTH！！！！”haaaa~~

Posted by: bonluvdan Jun 4 2005, 01:33 AM

oh, i got this kind of things in chinese version long time ago. but it's quite different from that in english.

very funny.

Posted by: i can break Jun 4 2005, 01:59 AM

That explains a lot...

Posted by: kellee91 Jun 4 2005, 03:26 AM

i thyink most of that is soooo true......
but i wouldnt know, i'm not a guy.

Posted by: nightmare4taki Jun 4 2005, 03:45 AM

A lot of these were strangely true but I feel as though these are the ones that apply to me most of all.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

Posted by: lghtrfld64 Jun 4 2005, 03:00 PM

oh i loved that! im bookmarking this and emailing it to friends!

Posted by: THiS__CHiCK Jun 4 2005, 03:47 PM

awesome. ahha cute

Posted by: hott_n_luvin_it Jun 4 2005, 05:17 PM

Posted by: hott_n_luvin_it Jun 4 2005, 05:20 PM

51. if a guy has trouble admiting he loves you, he totally means it. he might think it's embarrassing. but deep down he's bursting to tell those true words.

Posted by: b0st0ngrl Jun 4 2005, 05:31 PM

That was cute :D

Posted by: missknowitall1414 Jun 4 2005, 06:21 PM

i looooooooooooove those. they are so cute. thanks for posting

Posted by: xbrokenheartz Jun 4 2005, 07:47 PM

very cute. i don't believe number seventeen though.

Posted by: L3d_Z3pp3l1n16 Jun 4 2005, 08:41 PM

Posted by: xlaydee_v Jun 4 2005, 09:00 PM

lmao funny and like everyone said, cute.

Posted by: Horib Jun 4 2005, 09:26 PM

Oh my...number 46 ...god damnit xD i punch my crush hard when he makes fun of me. But for the past two weeks after if found out he doesn;t like me for being violent i have stopped and he has stopped making fun of me...but has been really nice


anyways enough about me i am sending this to my friends

Posted by: ichigofan Jun 4 2005, 09:29 PM

lol nice list i think you just describe me.. i think its very true especially #26 thanx =D

Posted by: SylverLunarSweetie Jun 4 2005, 11:55 PM

lolz this was great. i was smiling the whole time i was reading. just for verification, i asked one of my guy friends if it was true. haha he was explaining alot of them to me.

Posted by: MizzJinnyx3 Jun 5 2005, 12:43 AM

wow.. i sure did learn alot. that one bout the guys would give up their left nut just to read a grl's mind is pretty funny.

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Posted by: soulless727 Jun 5 2005, 01:04 AM

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Posted by: Spiritual Winged Aura Jun 5 2005, 01:34 AM

o dam, dont tell me that the mod is going to pinn it . haha.

Posted by: BrandonSaunders Jun 5 2005, 02:16 AM

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
^Truth

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
^Truth

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
^Fallacy

49 Damn good truths, though

Posted by: bogalgirl Jun 5 2005, 02:31 AM

lol. shweeet. quite true

Posted by: xenosaga Jun 5 2005, 03:50 AM

this is sweet! is this really true? I want to save this topic

Posted by: yycleo Jun 5 2005, 07:13 AM

isnt this the same 4 girls?

Posted by: LOVE machine x Jun 5 2005, 09:04 AM

sounds pretty true
but its all steriotypical
were not all the same lol
thats cute though lol.

Posted by: BrandonSaunders Jun 5 2005, 10:39 AM

This should be pinned

Posted by: x3__iGiVEup Jun 5 2005, 10:49 AM

this is cool. first time i've ever seen something that's from a guy's point of view.

Posted by: not_your_average Jun 5 2005, 06:22 PM

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

I thought that one was cute!
This is useful.

Posted by: [x]Mari[x] Jun 5 2005, 07:11 PM

LOL
I'm going to send one to my boyfriend and see what he says. XD

Posted by: jeSs1cA Jun 5 2005, 08:29 PM

cute, thanks for posting it!

Posted by: stephinika Jun 5 2005, 08:41 PM

i love this. made my mood a tad better.

Posted by: iNyCxShoRT Jun 5 2005, 08:46 PM

"22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships."
^ Oh wow, that's odd. I always thought it was visa versa.
"31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key."
^It's good to know that.

Posted by: yukichan Jun 5 2005, 09:14 PM

hott_n_luvin_it,
Please don't double post...If you would like to add something please use the edit button..thanks..

26 is cute..Lol..I think I'll post this on xanga...

Posted by: aznhunnie6o1 Jun 6 2005, 01:42 AM

Haha!! !his made me smile! I love number 49. Haha. This is really cute.

Posted by: Mileep Jun 6 2005, 01:49 AM

interesting...

Posted by: K!$$ Jun 6 2005, 09:50 AM

51. if a guy has trouble admiting he loves you, he totally means it. he might think it's embarrassing. but deep down he's bursting to tell those true words.

Posted by: strwbrysensatns Jun 6 2005, 12:19 PM

<3 this post!!!! I posted it on my xanga, and am asking if the guys think its true

Posted by: wounded Jun 6 2005, 01:47 PM

That's cute. And, I realize that most of that is true. I have one very close guy friend, and, well.. that's him. :) :P

Posted by: ..:loveee.NuTTii Jun 6 2005, 03:57 PM

awww-thats cute

Posted by: EriaNight Jun 6 2005, 04:36 PM

Okay. I'm going to be completely honest here and disagree with everybody. I'm really not trying to be awful, I promise!! But I feel like. If half of those are ACTUALLY true, then I have no reason to Love the boy I do now.

Girls, we should be loved for who we are: Even if we CAN punch harder than a guy, even if we DO wear the amount of make-up we want (which actually isn't that much for me); All my boyfriend's friends ARE my guy-friends so why can I not talk about them around him? We are ALL friends.

I feel like many of these statements don't apply.

And yes I agree that some of those statements are true and it is actually good that they are true, but from the experiences of having a twin brother AND enough boyfriends to know better: alot of guys put themselves before their girlfriends. I'm not saying my brother does- i'm saying he goes to an all boys school and KNOWS.

Whoever said ALL those statements were true was probably just doing it because they know you'd get mad if he didn't say so.

Wow. I know this is going to back-fire. You guys are going to hate me for saying that! I am so sorry...I just had to state my opinion. You can't think that applies to most guys because in reality, a lot of guys who post on xangas are teenagers and teenage guys need to mature.

I just had to retaliate to the "cute" statements. Many of those were note "cute" at all.

Molz (Please don't hate me!! )

Posted by: GetMiNE_GetY0URS Jun 6 2005, 06:27 PM

that's so cute!

Posted by: Shortiiex Jun 6 2005, 07:20 PM

that was interesting...and helpful

Posted by: sammi rules you Jun 6 2005, 07:27 PM

This should be pinned

Posted by: chaneun Jun 6 2005, 07:29 PM

What about... gay guys?

Posted by: lilxl0ser Jun 6 2005, 10:30 PM

lols...awwhs...i like it... its very adorable

Posted by: BrandonSaunders Jun 6 2005, 10:54 PM

Okay. I'm going to be completely honest here and disagree with everybody. I'm really not trying to be awful, I promise!! But I feel like. If half of those are ACTUALLY true, then I have no reason to Love the boy I do now.

Girls, we should be loved for who we are: Even if we CAN punch harder than a guy, even if we DO wear the amount of make-up we want (which actually isn't that much for me); All my boyfriend's friends ARE my guy-friends so why can I not talk about them around him? We are ALL friends.

I feel like many of these statements don't apply.

And yes I agree that some of those statements are true and it is actually good that they are true, but from the experiences of having a twin brother AND enough boyfriends to know better: alot of guys put themselves before their girlfriends. I'm not saying my brother does- i'm saying he goes to an all boys school and KNOWS.

Whoever said ALL those statements were true was probably just doing it because they know you'd get mad if he didn't say so.

Wow. I know this is going to back-fire. You guys are going to hate me for saying that! I am so sorry...I just had to state my opinion.  You can't think that applies to most guys because in reality, a lot of guys who post on xangas are teenagers and teenage guys need to mature. 

I just had to retaliate to the "cute" statements. Many of those were note "cute" at all.

Molz (Please don't hate me!!  )

Posted by: silentxcries Jul 17 2005, 09:03 PM

that is all very interesting, [and the one about if one of them is confused the rest all are too is really funny..] but some of them are hard to believe.. maybe some of them are about girls rather than guys.. but just some of them... but how would i know im a girl and ive never asked a guy about ne of that, and the guys who use xanga is not the best sample size.. who knows if they even read it all! out of all the ppl who are in my school's blogring a bigger percentage is girls..

Posted by: Latina Babii Jul 17 2005, 11:14 PM

One of my friends sent this to me, and I posted it on http://www.xanga.com/evil_one1. The guys that saw it said that most of them are very true.
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Posted by: SMiLEEFORMEE Jul 17 2005, 11:19 PM

wow.. yeahh a lot of this seems very true

Posted by: one_lub_4_eva Jul 17 2005, 11:20 PM

awww wow, that's TOTALLY like my boyfriend!

Posted by: HoodieObsessed Jul 18 2005, 12:02 AM

That is interesting...but alot of those count for girls too (ofcourse exchange the guy/girl for the another one in the sentence...if you know what I mean
). like:

"4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes."

I do that too...and:

"8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to."

"25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant."

"30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl."

That soooo aplies to me ---^ I think WAY too much about the lame things Iv'e doen in the day, when probably no one else even noticed or at least doesn't care.

"40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something."

hehe, so true for me, I tend to stare uncontrollibly at my crush's

"
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys."

I seriusly doubt that when I have a crush, I let ppl know

that is completely wrong.......id give them both.

Posted by: dragyn Jul 18 2005, 12:38 AM

I've gotta agree with EriaNight. It's not cute, a lot of those are only true for specific people, just like most of them are true for some girls, but not all girls. And numbers 22 and 32 especially pissed me off. It's really obnoxious to say that someone loves you more than you love them just because they're serious in a relationship, and assuming that women/girls use romance novels as guidelines is ridiculous. I've never read on in my life, and neither have most of the girls that I know. We wing it just like everyone else.

Posted by: toodlepops. Jul 18 2005, 05:35 AM

Too cute. =)

Posted by: toodlepops. Jul 18 2005, 05:36 AM

Sorry bout that.

Posted by: elmogurly Jul 18 2005, 05:37 AM

ehh, doesn't sound like the guys i know. lol. hopefully it's true!

Posted by: x0143637x0 Jul 18 2005, 11:03 AM

that really helps. makes us girls more aware of guys.

Posted by: illesztnena Jul 18 2005, 06:19 PM

OMG 31 and 46 are just WOOOOOOOOW LOL that was really helpful, now I will get to understand my boyfriend more and more

Posted by: maia_dc Jul 18 2005, 06:27 PM

Aww, that's cute.
<3333

Posted by: baby-girl2987 Jul 18 2005, 06:29 PM

this guy posted one about girls too. it only had 31 now i know girls have more things than guys so why do we only get 31. its hard enough for guys to figure us out as it is.

Posted by: xXMomoBubbleTeaXx Jul 18 2005, 11:39 PM

THANKSSSSS..I feel like I understand guys soOo much more than I did...

Posted by: jeSs1cA Jul 19 2005, 12:01 AM

Aw, cuuutee

Posted by: datgurlnanci3 Jul 19 2005, 03:41 AM

Aww, lol. Thats sweet.
What's cuter is some of the guys' replies.
But in real life, some of those all really just depend.

Posted by: jennypie Jul 19 2005, 03:44 AM

Posted by: anubis Jul 19 2005, 04:30 AM

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.


25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

Posted by: kenji9592 Jul 19 2005, 12:14 PM

like i said on the 31 things to know about women it can be the same for guys depends on the indavidual take me for example there are things in both the lists that ring true for me maybe its because im bi but the way i see it, it makes no diffrence.

Posted by: suddenly she Jul 19 2005, 02:23 PM

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

THAT EXPLAINS IT.
i'm kidding. but i have reason to believe that's not true!

Posted by: pyrochick19770 Jul 19 2005, 02:31 PM

HaHa. This is so cute. <3

Posted by: CrazayChristian Jul 21 2005, 01:50 PM

I came in here expecting to see a bunch of obvious crap everyone has seen.

I'm pleasantly proven wrong.

Basically all of this is right. Expecially the signs we give off when something is wrong. If we bring it up at all, we WANT you to pres on us to talk about it. If we look pissed or sad, and say it's nothing. Dammit, we want you to freakin get it out of us.

Yes, we're more emotional than you know it. Imagine bottling up pure hydrogen and then heating it up. That's alot of pressure and we might explode if we don't end up talking to someone.

Good work ^_-


-Joshua

Posted by: one_and_only Jul 21 2005, 02:14 PM

that was really cute and helpful!

Posted by: ursedonah Aug 1 2005, 10:04 PM

lol, love this

Posted by: salcha Aug 1 2005, 10:14 PM

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

Posted by: harmoniouskazoo Aug 1 2005, 10:26 PM

that one sucks lol. i punch really really really hard and pracitcally all the guys i kno, know that. lol im f**ked xD hehe, buh` this is really good list. ive seen it before. thanks for posting [:

Posted by: harmoniouskazoo Aug 1 2005, 10:28 PM

Posted by: rockandload Aug 2 2005, 05:21 AM

First off im a guy..
Second off, as much as i guess i should hate to admit it, i dont. A lot of those things are true.
Especially the being the only guy you want them to talk to, and that you think about the girl you really like when you go to sleep, and using the word beautiful instead of hot.
This is all such a bitch to think about though, argh.. i hate girl problems :(
But it is still very true.

Sorry if you guys feel like im invading! i dont even remember how i came upon this board =X sorrrry

Posted by: ag3nt_sm17h Aug 2 2005, 06:18 AM

every last part of that is true... for me anyways, except the makeup one... I don't really dig makeup, if she's bautiful, don't make yourself more beautiful. Natural beauty is the best beauty....

Posted by: swiftly_x_now Aug 2 2005, 05:19 PM

niiiice.

Posted by: aznxdreamer Aug 2 2005, 11:07 PM

wow..as i was going down that list i was just thinking "check....check...check.." haha. yeah, cute and i think its pretty true, so its gonna help me. hah.

Posted by: ldy_kari Aug 3 2005, 02:51 AM

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
i do that alot, talk to my guy friends

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
har, har. too bad i have lots of guys friends nowadays xP

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
Yea my bf did @_@

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
whoopsie daisies

11. Guys get jealous easily.
o_o
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
eep...im stronger than some guys at school.....x.X

Posted by: yellowgurl Aug 3 2005, 03:49 AM

I like it! Im gonna try to remember .. though ill prolly forget

Posted by: seriouslynikki Aug 3 2005, 11:54 AM

That is interesting to know!

Posted by: B1gBrother Aug 16 2005, 05:40 PM

I read this same list on Myspace a few days ago. I disagree with a lot of it.

50 Things Women Got Wrong About Men

1. Guys hate sluts. Absolutely not. Most of us love it when a girl acts and dresses slutty. It means she'll put out later that night. A slut is not to be confused with a bitch, however.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" We say that, if at all, so we don't scare you off by asking you what we really want to right off the bat, "Hey, I wanna come over and visit between your sheets. :-D"
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. Shyeah right. Maybe if she gave the guy a good time. We've got better things to worry about, like what needs to be done at work tomorrow.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. This one gets a big thumbs down. We don't usually read instructions, so why do this?
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. True, but for completely different reasons than you want to believe...
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. The dumb guys will do anything and has to work hard at it, while the real guys know they should just kick back with their buddies and wait for the girl to come up to him. That puts him in control of the conversation.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Absolutely. We don't give a shit about any past relationships and we typically don't want to listen to your stories. Unless the ex might decide to come after the new guy with a knife, that's about the only time we would give a shit. A "rebound relationship" is just fine, but both parties need to know it's just a rebound.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. Yeah, the clingy and un-self-assured kind do this. You can go ahead and talk to other guys, cuz we'll be talking to and banging other chicks.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. With a good blowjob. The 10-15 minutes of silence is reminder enough that you love him.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. Right. See ..7.
11. Guys get jealous easily. No, only when you give us a reason to be. Like sleeping with another guy in your boyfriend's bed!
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. We hide our emotions for a reason. Regular men are kinda like Vulcans - we suppress and control our emotions because it is advantageous to do so. Women don't have any control like that.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. It's bad enough you women can't fuggin tell us right out when we do something wrong. You pull crap like this and we don't know what to think anymore.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. Because most of us know that a woman has decided inside the first 5 minutes of meeting a guy whether or not she'll ever sleep with him. A man has to do everything he can not to screw that up if she has decided that she may sleep with him.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. Come on, we let you wrap yourselves around our penises and our wallets. Isn't that enough?
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. No. No. No! Vaginas are a guy's weakness. The rest of you is just part of the packaging.
17. Guys are very open about themselves. Hell no! We don't need to give you any extra information to slap us with in a future argument!
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. Hey, it takes two to tango. Women will give it up to a perfect stranger just as easily as a guy will. Trust, or lack thereof, is and never will be never an issue. Period.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you, may end up being admired by your boyfriend. Yeah, because if Girl Numbr 1 doesn't put out, Girl Number 2 probably will!
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. Yeah, in the oh-so-rare opportunity you give us to actually get a word in edgewise. Most women never fugging shut up about the office politics, work gossip, "she's a whore" gossip, etc. We don't f**kin care about your day. Our day sucked too!
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. We tease women to lower their self esteem just a little bit more so they'll have sex even with us.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. We'll love you right up to the second you stop giving us sex. That part about us respecting you if you don't put out? It's a big lie.
23. Guys will brag about anything. Well, duh! What friggin rock did you just crawl out of?
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you. Beautiful? Puh-lease. If we use beautiful, it'll be part of a back-handed compliment.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. We HAVE to think way too much because none of us ever f**kin understand what you really mean! When a guy says something, it has one meaning, sometimes 2. When a woman says it, it takes a whole volume of an encyclopedia to cover the possible meanings.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. See Number 25. Girl-speak is such a bizarre subsect of English that few women, let alone any man, will ever understand it.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. The only guys who would ever -want- to write a relationship book should be gay, first of all. The venerable Dr. John Gray is also not a real man. The author of Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus is an outright fraud and none of his "degrees" are real. His books try to sell us on the idea that "respecting your wife and telling her you love her" is a brand new concept! Fro crap's sake, don't believe any relationship books.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. Yes! Jesus tapdancing Christ, yes! Just tell us exactly what you mean in plain English, woman!!
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. If he's never been hurt, I'd tell that guy to buy me a dozen Lottery tickets. He's the luckiest bastard on Earth. Almost every single man has had some bitch drive the knife through his heart at one point.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. Only because he's trying to figure out if that stupid thing screwed up his chances of getting P**sy from her.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. Personality is for fat girls! If she's hot, she doesn't need any personality, end of story.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. Shit, no wonder women complain about the lack of "good men" these days. All they read are those awful romance novels with the most absolutely perfect male characters. It's setting you up for a lifetime of disappointment. Get out of your damn fairy princess castles.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. This makes 2 correct statements so far, out of 33. P**sy-whipped is indeed a sad state to be in.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. No, it probably means he's had some drinks or a joint and he's actually calm for once.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. A man means just about everything he says. Except for "I Love You" when our pants are down. That's the only thing we don't really mean.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." Hell no! We need time away from the constant mindless drivel that spews out of your mouths.
37. Guys don't really have final decisions. Every decision is final. We're not picking out our damn wardrobes here, men really do have to make real decisions at some point.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. This makes 4 correct statements. You're getting a little better!
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. Duh! You do not have any f**kin "guy friends," you only have guys who want to get into your panties. Gay friends are not guy friends. If you flat out ask the guy friend if he ever thought about having sex with you, and he says "No," then he is lying to your damn face.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. He's thinking how you'd look naked on his sheets, and then in his boxers later that night.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness. We like both! Women, for crap's sake, stop cutting your hair short! Stop dressing like boys! We do not need any more butch women, and we certainly don't need you pretending to be one of the guys.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. In the times that might be the case, the guy's already a P**sy. You don't need to rub it in for him.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. Well no shit, like we really need to go around with our personal problems as obvious as a pair of Double-D tits on our chest.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. Intimidated, no. Annoyed, very much so.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. Yes!! Yes!! Except for tits. More of that should be shown.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. No. Just.... no. Girls talk more in an hour than guys do in a day.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. You really need to be told something like this?
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. You were doing good right up to the "drawn to them" part. We stay away from strange, confusing, unpredictable girls. Crazy girls may be great in bed, but we avoid you the rest of the time.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. Hell no! Hell friggin no! Our testicles are worth far far more than that.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. With enough money, any kind of problem can be solved. If we need help, we hire a professional or read the manual.

Posted by: Evil_One1 Aug 17 2005, 07:37 PM

I'm sorry, but I just had to comment.

The person above me is a perfect example of someone who stereotypes women in a degrading way - by saying they are good for nothing but sex.

The person above me has said some of the most shallow things I've ever heard in my life.

The person above me obviously only "thinks with his d*ck", and not with his mind or his heart.

I predict that the person above me will never have a lasting relationship.

I know there are guys out there who actually care about a woman and treat her with respect - by not caring how she is on the outside but for her personality.

That is a display of a real man. Anybody like the person above me - if they love sex so much maybe they should just go f*ck themselves.

Posted by: xosugarkissesox Aug 18 2005, 12:57 AM

Thats a really cute list I learned a lot.

Posted by: candychica Aug 18 2005, 01:30 AM

yup .. cute list. =)

evil_one1 i'm gonna have to agree with you. :p

Posted by: Respect_Me Aug 18 2005, 11:36 AM

i think he meant he disagreed with the list he put up..? maybe..?

Posted by: B1gBrother Aug 19 2005, 03:51 AM

Hey, thanks for noticing my post. Another piece of "brilliant" insight from a girl who gets emotional support from blogging.

Just remember that there are plenty more like me out there, reattaching our balls that that were lost because of the Women's Lib. and Feminism movements. Everything women have today is there because we gave it to you.

Plenty of men are tired of living in the Vaginized States of America, and slowly but surely we're changing that. Just remember that in a few years... we'll be the ones dating your daughters.

Night all!

Posted by: aD0RKableL0SER Sep 4 2005, 09:22 PM

Haha. I read this before. Interesting facts!

Posted by: SweetStuffx3 Sep 4 2005, 09:34 PM

awww... how cute and funny! i wonder if its true?!

Posted by: lexaa621 Sep 4 2005, 11:03 PM

a lot of those are true. i dont really mind when my gf talks about her guy friends though.

I'm sorry, but I just had to comment.

The person above me is a perfect example of someone who stereotypes women in a degrading way - by saying they are good for nothing but sex.

The person above me has said some of the most shallow things I've ever heard in my life.

The person above me obviously only "thinks with his d*ck", and not with his mind or his heart.

I predict that the person above me will never have a lasting relationship.

I know there are guys out there who actually care about a woman and treat her with respect - by not caring how she is on the outside but for her personality.

That is a display of a real man. Anybody like the person above me - if they love sex so much maybe they should just go f*ck themselves.

Posted by: xklipse Sep 4 2005, 11:10 PM

hmmm,...I think I saw this on createablog before...way before...
welp, its cute, some are..err..not that true...but most are ^^

Posted by: wicked_awesome_ Sep 5 2005, 02:55 AM

wowzee

Posted by: Claudel Sep 5 2005, 04:12 AM

"50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
"
You dont really have a chance to findout if he has problems,only if he tell's you so.

LoL,many of those lines are not true,all you're saying is in general,but you can't be so sure,that all "guy's" are the same,because that's not true,we are human's and we all have our own character,none of them are alike,every1's diferent.

//edit

I know there are guys out there who actually care about a woman and treat her with respect - by not caring how she is on the outside but for her personality.

Posted by: wicked_awesome_ Sep 5 2005, 04:33 AM

sooo effin true! i thought guys like sluts? there always like "ahh look at her ass dat shit is tyte" ajhaha

Posted by: Kameko Sep 5 2005, 04:40 AM

sooo effin true! i thought guys like sluts? there always like "ahh look at her ass dat shit is tyte" ajhaha

Posted by: imadorkabledxd Sep 5 2005, 09:20 AM

Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

hahah that is so darn true

Posted by: CuddleWitCathy Sep 5 2005, 10:15 AM

yea some them are true...but i still giv u two thumbs up.....

Posted by: punk_girl Sep 5 2005, 10:37 AM

ya sure i think its true but quick question?Cuz this happens to all the TIME when i'm at wounderland,me and some cute guy look at eachother for a few sec then look away and bavk so........what is he thinkin bout.And the one where it said that u can tell if he likes is if he teases u well every single guy that isn't 2 of the geeks does that so like ya.i don't think its true but thx for the list

Posted by: ThePrincessofTKD Sep 5 2005, 01:39 PM

being predictable about guys makes it no fun.

Posted by: The F Train Sep 5 2005, 07:01 PM

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

HAHA thats funny

Posted by: Julie Ann Sep 15 2005, 02:51 PM

so true...

Posted by: Julie Ann Sep 15 2005, 02:52 PM

lol so true...

Posted by: lilliannnn Sep 15 2005, 06:34 PM

So cute.

Posted by: c0cONuTTeR Sep 15 2005, 06:54 PM

Wow, this is what all the guys do to me. I hope that doesn't mean they like me...

Posted by: 3ssx Sep 16 2005, 01:00 AM

that one sucks lol. i punch really really really hard and pracitcally all the guys i kno, know that. lol im f**ked xD hehe, buh` this is really good list. ive seen it before. thanks for posting [:

Posted by: alicekyli380 Sep 16 2005, 07:13 AM

interesting and true. XD

Posted by: Blue-Chan Sep 16 2005, 07:41 PM

Flippin' sweet.
Very cute, though.
:3

Posted by: ermfermoo Sep 16 2005, 07:48 PM

Oh wow. That is all true.

But I agree with KC. I would not give any nut of mine for anything.

Posted by: dao Sep 17 2005, 01:33 AM

i heard this already, but it never gets old because i always forget whats on there

Posted by: celticsluvr Sep 17 2005, 10:27 AM

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

Thats weird if it really is true; but yeah thats nice to know!! hehe; anwyays i like this topic haha!!

Posted by: starlit3 Sep 17 2005, 01:04 PM

awww.. it's true..

Posted by: moody_berryz Sep 17 2005, 07:04 PM

aww.. thats so cute and interesting!!!

Posted by: iNyCxShoRT Sep 24 2005, 10:41 PM

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.
^ that one made me laugh!

Posted by: PinkTrash Sep 24 2005, 10:58 PM

Same ^^;
#26 was funny.

Posted by: Cute_Daph Sep 25 2005, 11:16 PM

Awww! that was Cute lol some are so true though!

Posted by: brand0n Sep 30 2005, 01:08 AM

wow this list is really true! im a guy and a LOT of these relate to me

Posted by: OhXiet_ItzDonnA Sep 30 2005, 11:46 AM

Wow, I know alot of guys and I guess they are true. haha I'm thinking about putting this on my xanga? Is it ok?

Posted by: Julie Ann Sep 30 2005, 12:11 PM

Soooooooooooo true and good to know. By the way, that's been going around Myspace forever. lol

Posted by: SorryItsOnlyMe Oct 26 2005, 08:12 PM

Thats really cute

Posted by: lilxl0ser Oct 26 2005, 08:20 PM

lols i've seen it over a million times and each time i still read the whole thing and each time it still makes me smile...lols...its very cute

Posted by: Oranite Oct 27 2005, 12:43 AM

One of my friends sent this to me, and I posted it on http://www.xanga.com/evil_one1. The guys that saw it said that most of them are very true.
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Posted by: sadolakced acid Oct 27 2005, 01:17 AM

true ones. not even sorta true, like, totally true. all details.


1. Guys hate sluts.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Posted by: nor2nor Oct 27 2005, 05:06 AM

dat reali helpd.. mwa!

Posted by: xcaitlinx Oct 27 2005, 03:08 PM

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

that one's definitely true...

wow i thought that like 48/50 of those were true. soo cute though...made me smile

Posted by: o0olaalaa Oct 27 2005, 03:10 PM

hm i thought guys were attracted to sluts. they like...drool

Posted by: Jakelvl100 Oct 27 2005, 05:08 PM

After reading that i feel like a book now.... and its opening and shutting....

I need to think on this.....................

Thanks of the info and almost all of it is true.

Change 49, its not true, a better one is that if a boy has trouble saying he likes you then he really really likes you. Trust me, thats true, i had lots of trouble saying it to my now girlfriend.

Posted by: lea_ Oct 31 2005, 06:55 PM

very interesting!

Posted by: miz_sunshine Oct 31 2005, 07:52 PM

#26 made me laugh too. I borrowed a book from a friend once called "inside a guys mind" or somethin like that and most of what you posted was in the book. I think i still have it....

Posted by: mizz_americaz Oct 31 2005, 08:11 PM

most of em sound about right
silly guys are so hard to understand

Posted by: Fade to Black Nov 1 2005, 01:19 AM

a lot of those are so true

Posted by: xheartbroken_child Nov 1 2005, 05:07 PM

I seen that on this one Xanga.
I think that a lot of them are true.

Posted by: xourzest Nov 1 2005, 07:00 PM

i dis agree cuz guys at my skool luv sluts. the 50 things u said make it seem like guys are soo good but there not!

Posted by: mipadi Nov 1 2005, 07:17 PM

i dis agree cuz guys at my skool luv sluts. the 50 things u said make it seem like guys are soo good but there not!  

Posted by: xcaitlinx Nov 1 2005, 07:53 PM

^ exxxactly.

Posted by: xourzest Nov 1 2005, 08:07 PM

^and what's the dif?

Posted by: ILUVELMO2212 Nov 5 2005, 07:41 PM

WOW

Posted by: midnitestarz Nov 5 2005, 09:20 PM

aww thats cute
its all true
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.
i love that one!!
and the one about guys hate girls that can punch harder than them
i punch harder then most of the guys i kno -_-

Posted by: Irikitti Nov 7 2005, 04:30 PM

wow... i think almost all of those are ture. my bf has actually mentioned alot of those. ESPECIALLY the reassurence thing

Posted by: toria66622 Nov 14 2005, 01:52 PM

where do ppl get these "facts" from?? my b/f trys to hide his feelings and I HATE IT SO BAD... I alwayz tell him EVERYTHING and he still wont completely open up its been a year and I KNOW he loves me...all of the family even tells me that he loves me grr. I love him

Posted by: Retrogressive Nov 14 2005, 02:39 PM

This is all pretty sterotypical.

Posted by: xheartbroken_child Nov 14 2005, 03:09 PM

I asked my boyfriend about that.
He said that all of them except...
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
Are true.

Posted by: simply_star_bright Jan 3 2006, 11:03 AM

One of my friends sent this to me, and I posted it on http://www.xanga.com/evil_one1. The guys that saw it said that most of them are very true.
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Posted by: racoons > you Jan 3 2006, 12:32 PM

One of my friends sent this to me, and I posted it on http://www.xanga.com/evil_one1. The guys that saw it said that most of them are very true.
50 Things Girls should Know about Guys:
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Posted by: cLinT_wEStw0oD Jan 3 2006, 05:57 PM

that shit is scary true. ima kill whoever wrote that. he just blew most of our spots. some of those are just stupid. the guy that replied me owned you all. props my nigga.

Posted by: Dragonfly_babe Jan 3 2006, 06:18 PM

haha I wouldn't know if all of that is true because i'm not a guy, but most of the guys seem to agree. Would u guys really give ur left nut just read a girls mind 4 a day???? That's kind of pathetic....
I punch my guy friends all the time and they enjoy it <jk>

Posted by: illfadedsoldier Jan 3 2006, 06:38 PM

i saw liek 2 out of that whole thing that is actually true guys dont plan wut theyre gunna say before they call...most of those things sound like something a bisexual guy would say to some girl..

Posted by: darkmark111 Jan 4 2006, 07:18 PM

Hmmm...I'm going to be skeptical of this just because I'm skeptical of everything....

Besides, this doesn't just apply to guys, girls too, AND not just bi or lesbian girls. Straight, too. I know I do a lot of this stuff...if I really, really like the guy. I worry about stupid stuff I do, and I stress about calling him.

Even if this isn't all completely true, it was flippin fun to read.

Posted by: endofstory Jan 4 2006, 07:47 PM

that one sucks lol. i punch really really really hard and pracitcally all the guys i kno, know that. lol im f**ked xD hehe

Posted by: -lana Jan 4 2006, 08:16 PM

I got this in an email a while back.. it's .. interesting,

Posted by: m.ar.i.a Jan 4 2006, 08:36 PM

thats really cute >.<

Posted by: racoons > you Jan 5 2006, 07:17 AM

i saw liek 2 out of that whole thing that is actually true guys dont plan wut theyre gunna say before they call...most of those things sound like something a bisexual guy would say to some girl..

Posted by: omgah_itsmaggiex Jan 5 2006, 04:10 PM

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

thats cute. =]

Posted by: islandkiss Jan 5 2006, 08:51 PM

i've seen that possibly more than 20 times.

bottomline. some guys may be like that and some guys are just the opposite. get over it. if you want to get a guy, just be yourself he just might find you.

Posted by: FoxBandCutie08 Jan 11 2006, 04:25 PM

Wow. Sounds like it would be true. I should ask some of my guy friends. Hmmm. Very interesting. I didn't know it was possible for guys to talk about us as much as we talk about them.

Posted by: Mintyfresh977 Jan 13 2006, 05:25 PM

Posted by: dorkk-ie Jan 31 2006, 08:08 PM

guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys ehh...

Posted by: Elmo's Lover Feb 1 2006, 02:02 PM

Total Bullshit

Posted by: livia208 Mar 10 2006, 09:55 PM

that a lots of thigs to know about a guy

Posted by: ranniel Mar 10 2006, 11:26 PM

some of these aren't true.

Posted by: tic tac. Mar 10 2006, 11:39 PM

LOL. Some aren't true, and I know it as a fact. It's like something you get off a myspace bulletin, haha.

Posted by: i_liek_sushi Mar 11 2006, 12:30 AM

QUOTE(Evil_One1 @ Jun 3 2005, 6:52 PM)

Posted by: ranniel Mar 11 2006, 12:52 AM

QUOTE(i_liek_sushi @ Mar 11 2006, 12:30 AM)

Posted by: x Ragazza Mar 11 2006, 12:53 AM

All of that is very true.

I love how publicly awkward and nervous my boyfriend used to get when I'd kiss him in front of everyone. ^^

Posted by: deus_ex_machina Mar 14 2006, 09:09 AM

Hi guys! Just thought this would belong here. I found it interesting...

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give
them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as
you can - to give them a CLUE!!!

Posted by: Angelina Taylor Mar 14 2006, 11:05 PM

"46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys."

No way.. ALL girls that I know talk about guys WAY more than guys talk about girls. That's why I like hanging out with guys more.. they don't spend all their time trying to find out "omgomgomg does he like.. like me or not?!?!?!??!" >.<

Cheers,

Taylor``

Posted by: Acid Bath Slayer Mar 15 2006, 11:49 AM

Alot of those are really insulting.
But, I don't think it is supposed to be taken seriously anyways.
It isn't right?
Cause, if you honestly think...

Posted by: APPLEjuicex Mar 15 2006, 01:50 PM

guys hate sluts? false. im sure lots would just love to "get some."

Posted by: Mr Chris Mar 19 2006, 03:51 AM

Also guys can talk more on the internet but less in person, so its better to ask on line then inperson

also sence im a guy, im kinda shy its hard to tell a girl how they really feel about them i missed my chance many of times and i still regret it

QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Mar 15 2006, 1:50 PM)

Posted by: mipadi Mar 19 2006, 04:19 PM

QUOTE(APPLEjuicex @ Mar 15 2006, 1:50 PM)

Posted by: mseryel2 May 7 2006, 02:55 PM

QUOTE(osidepinay33 @ Jun 3 2005, 4:59 PM)

Posted by: oX_Muh_Nirvana_Xo May 7 2006, 03:08 PM

this was usefull

Posted by: This Confession May 7 2006, 08:53 PM

hmm
i'll have to come back and read the rest.
it was a little bit to long
and started giving me a headache

Posted by: halfdemonpyro May 8 2006, 12:56 AM

lmao, i loved that... hahaha! man, yeah, that sounds like us guys alright... *not being sarcastic BTW*

Posted by: QUelz May 9 2006, 11:16 AM

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up



AMEN!

Posted by: hrhcrazy007 May 9 2006, 01:20 PM

I'm not a guy, but all of that seemed pretty true. Cute

Posted by: xbabyboo May 10 2006, 07:56 PM

Intresting..I guess I was wrong..I don`t know everything about guys..

Posted by: july-eighth May 13 2006, 09:46 PM

That's really cute. :]
Though, I showed two of my friends (that are guys) and they said that a lot of it isn't true and that the list was probably written by a girl, lmao.
Oh well. Maybe it is true for some guys.

Posted by: adecimalabove May 15 2006, 01:39 PM

Cute<3

Posted by: somebody_toldmex Jun 9 2006, 12:57 AM

QUOTE(xMiZziexKiMx @ Jun 3 2005, 11:25 PM)

i thought guys like sluts bc a lot of guys at my school date sluts anyways thanks for posting this up it really helps!

Posted by: Steph Chan Jun 9 2006, 05:12 PM

Man I have always been wondering if all that is true or not.
I'm gonna have to ask the guys I know.

Posted by: Sparkle09 Jun 10 2006, 12:20 PM

That is really cute!

Posted by: You deny me! Jun 10 2006, 02:53 PM

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

ahh, this one is sooo true. I did it myself once or twice and the guy I was talking to at the moment was like WHAT WHAT WHAT?????? t'was funny

Posted by: doork Jun 10 2006, 03:32 PM

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

haha awww..

Posted by: tincannnnn Jun 25 2006, 03:35 AM

number 42 is bombbb doggity and cute, haha

Posted by: n00b Jun 25 2006, 05:52 PM

yay for this topic.

Posted by: loopylandscapes47 Jun 25 2006, 09:00 PM

haha.. those all make perfect sense

Posted by: Moradkhan Jul 3 2006, 02:38 PM

Wow.. A lot of the things are actually true :o

Posted by: cloudy sunshineee Jul 4 2006, 12:58 PM

Aww these are SO cute and a lot are really true.

Posted by: cutey2kc Aug 16 2007, 04:05 PM

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

That one's the CUTEST. :) hehe.
and seriously..all of these are so true, not that im a guy, but i notice these kinda things with them all the time.

Posted by: kornSKfan Dec 19 2007, 10:38 PM

QUOTE(xMiZziexKiMx @ Jun 3 2005, 08:25 PM)

i thought guys like sluts bc a lot of guys at my school date sluts anyways thanks for posting this up it really helps!

Posted by: Call911Quick Dec 20 2007, 08:47 AM

Strangely, these are really true.

#25 very so.

Posted by: ProudLeechLover Dec 20 2007, 10:05 AM

oOoOoOoOoOooO

WOW
about the teasing......yeah that happens alot.....hmmm mabye me crush does like me like my friends say.....

Posted by: Castaway Dec 21 2007, 10:45 PM

some guys can be assholes too. i actually know a couple.

(coming from a guy)

i thought this post was nice =]
i don't mean to be conceited but i think a lot of those things apply to me.

Posted by: TaintedSakura Dec 22 2007, 03:47 PM

hmmm..... this makes me think about someone

Posted by: MissHygienic Dec 22 2007, 03:53 PM

QUOTE(Evil_One1 @ Jun 3 2005, 06:52 PM)

Posted by: JuggaloSKfan Dec 22 2007, 04:06 PM

QUOTE(MissHygienic @ Dec 22 2007, 12:53 PM)

Posted by: MissHygienic Dec 22 2007, 04:18 PM

QUOTE(JuggaloSKfan @ Dec 22 2007, 04:06 PM)

Posted by: happydimples Dec 25 2007, 07:31 PM

Awww that was cute :)

Posted by: ComradeAlex Dec 25 2007, 09:50 PM

some of these are true id say bout 1/2.There is no rulebook for guys and dont expect these to match every guy. Alot of guys are different and completly go agianist this.

For example the slut one.

Guy's like sluts cause they are easy meat... however no guy actually wants to have a slut as a girlfriend. It looks bad and they are kinda gross.

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Posted by: llinh20 Dec 26 2007, 01:45 PM

[/color]thanks [color="#4169E1"] for letting me know this info. and since no now i can treat the boys with more respect.THANX

Posted by: RawrBAM Dec 28 2007, 03:11 PM

QUOTE(Evil_One1 @ Jun 3 2005, 11:52 PM)

Posted by: JokeInsideJoke Mar 5 2008, 08:03 PM

QUOTE(JuggaloSKfan @ Dec 22 2007, 04:06 PM)

Posted by: TheWinterBones Mar 5 2008, 11:50 PM

QUOTE(xMiZziexKiMx @ Jun 3 2005, 11:25 PM)

i thought guys like sluts bc a lot of guys at my school date sluts anyways thanks for posting this up it really helps!

Posted by: gordita May 13 2008, 07:55 PM

omg thank you soooo much for posting this it explains a lot!!! i you

Posted by: Girthy May 13 2008, 08:53 PM

wheres the guys like their balls licked during head?

Posted by: Reconditee May 13 2008, 10:00 PM

Posted by: xdandelionx May 19 2008, 01:20 AM

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.


That's so cute.

Posted by: Shellie May 19 2008, 01:57 AM

haha i've read these before. =] they're so cute and true in most cases XD

Posted by: aaayotiffany May 19 2008, 06:15 AM

QUOTE(Evil_One1 @ Jun 3 2005, 07:52 PM)

Posted by: cr3amzfbabyx May 25 2008, 10:22 AM

aww I like that, I can see those things in my boyfriend; made me smile

Posted by: lordnetch Dec 5 2008, 09:17 PM

so for all the girls who posted i wonder what i guy would think if they read this here you go :D


1. Guys hate sluts. <true

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" - two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. <maybe for some guys

3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. <mainly

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. <my plans always fail because of females lol

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. <we just want u to be happy

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. <only kinda

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. <yup

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. <sad but true

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. <its because true love is hard to find and we dont want to be hurt

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. <u can as long as they arnt an ex

11. Guys get jealous easily. <mainly

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. <not realy we are kinda dead on the inside

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never
mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. <we will sometimes assume its about something kinky too

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. <fail

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. <fail

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. <wrong girls that the guy likes are is weakness

17. Guys are very open about themselves. <i do like to take my cloth off

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. <...just dont trust us its for the better

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. <fail

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. <no u need to learn to give advice if we have to you have to also

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. <indeed

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. <so very true

23. Guys will brag about anything. <mainly i can duelwield guns with great accracy

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you. <true unless they are a douch

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. <kinda

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if 1 guy's confused, then we're all confused. <not realy we only ask girls when its embarassing to ask a guy lol

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. <lies read the karma sutra book (no its not all about sex positions unless u get the bad version which is fun and informational lol)

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. <it realy helps alot

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. <only if they had bad parents

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. <mainly

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. <but the asses and boobs help :D

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. <true unless the book is an instruction booklet about how to please their lady friends ;) fun fun

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. <you should never let your guy get whipped its bad for the ralationship trust me its realy bad

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. <fail

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. <maybe

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." <kinda

37. Guys don't really have final decisions. <fail

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. <yup

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. <only if hes 12

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. <no it means he could be thinking something or he just spaced out.. i do that alot

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness. <yup

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. <fail

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. <how true

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. <same goes for being a bitch all the time be happy smile its cute when you do

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. <yup

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. <im guessing that this includes sex talks and random blurbs about banging a hot chick as she just left the room

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. <lead on and u may be peed on

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. <you girls have no logic to most of your decisions i mean wtf (aaaa not going to get into it)

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. <fail if we give a nut it better be for at least 5 years

50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it <no we can handle them by ourselves its just boring that way

Posted by: Reidar Dec 5 2008, 09:41 PM

What garbage.

Posted by: ermfermoo Dec 5 2008, 09:47 PM

Why is it that the newest members just love to post in the oldest topics?

This list is somewhat true where it counts, but the rest is pretty much garbage meant to make women say, "Awwww."

Posted by: WolfgangDS May 25 2009, 12:10 AM

As a male of the species, I confirm that EVERY WORD OF THIS IS TRUE.

Also, there are some guys, like myself, who LOVE it when you pay attention to the details of what he says and know what he's talking about (I make a lot of references to different stuff, for instance). But any guy will appreciate it if you just pay attention when he's talking.

Oh, and one more thing: Don't put ANY guy in the Friend Zone. EVER. I'm a particularly angry person and my loathing self-pity and twisted-but-makes-sense logic have driven me to the point where it wouldn't bother me a bit if swine flu became a pandemic and wiped out humanity. Wouldn't bat an eye.

So, yeah.

51. Don't just date every guy that asks, but don't tell him, "You're a really good friend," and treat him like a boyfriend. Either you're his girlfriend or you're not, PERIOD. If you're not his girlfriend, don't act like it.

Quick edit: Sorry, Aerialington. I hit the Stumble button, found this, and wanted to confirm and add a little bit.

Posted by: Uso May 25 2009, 07:39 PM

...Very interesting

is this really true though?

Posted by: reupONtrees May 25 2009, 08:01 PM

i dont hate sluts, i love liz

Posted by: dbs727 Nov 13 2009, 05:00 PM

I am a guy and i can say they're pretty much all true
#15 i haven't had any experience with this sort of thing so i wouldn't know about that
#26 isn't true, i've talked to my friend zach and my dad a lot about relationships. I have talked to girls for advice but I feel much more comfortable talking to my male friends.
#36 could depend on the guy i guess, personally i wouldn't say something like that.
#40 isn't necessarily true

guys love to talk to the girl that he likes. im not sure if this is true for all guys, but when i'm texting a girl that i like, i love it when i get a quick response, if i don't get a text back right away, i'll worry that i said the wrong thing and it will bother me until i get a text back. we love to be engaged in conversations with girls we like and sometimes we tend to over-analyze what girls say to us. we hate awkward pauses and try to avoid them as much as possible.

last weekend i was texting a girl i liked (we went out on a date on monday and it didn't work out but i learned stuff) hopefully this will help the girls here understand what goes through a guy's mind.
i started texting her on thursday making small chat. friday i texted her a lot to learn more about her. on friday i said good morning and attempted to start conversations, but on saturday i waited until 10:30 am to see if she would text me first (i really wanted her to text me first, i was thinking that if she texted me first i would know that she is at least somewhat interested or thinks of me as a friend and doesn't think that im annoying) she didn't text me first so i just said "hey" i didn't ask a question or ask how she is doing because i wanted to see if she would ask me a question first (also to figure out if she was interested) she just said "hi" so i started asking her questions, i felt a little bummed though. the next day on sunday, i said a similar thing, i just said "hey" and it brought a smile to my face when she responded saying "hey, what's up?" MORAL OF THE STORY: guys love to talk to girls, and even though you may not know it, we think a lot about what girls say to us.

i have a few questions about girls that i would love if someone answered:
1. if there is a girl i like, should i keep asking her questions? i want to know more about her but i dont want to scare her off or bore her.
2. i'm not sure what to start conversations about, i've tried asking questions about interests but i run out of questions easily.
3. on a date, what should i do? should i keep asking questions hoping that a few of them would start a conversation or should i do something else?
4. how can i tell if a girl likes me back? i have some ideas but i may be completely missing some signs that girls have that i haven't noticed yet.

thanks in advance
Jake

Posted by: Kayla15 Dec 5 2009, 01:37 PM

cool

Posted by: gojira Dec 11 2009, 01:34 PM

QUOTE(reupONtrees @ May 25 2009, 08:01 PM)

Posted by: azz90 Apr 2 2010, 05:10 PM

1. guy's hate sluts

guys like sluts but would never date/marry one. thts what i think

Posted by: itanium Apr 2 2010, 05:52 PM

I hate on a person by person basis.

Posted by: Cristy Apr 2 2010, 06:35 PM

QUOTE(azz90 @ Apr 2 2010, 06:10 PM)

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Apr 2 2010, 07:03 PM

most of this list is ridiculous. half of this is cliche bullshit that isn't even necessarily true, just junk that girls like to hear. like all that shit about how guys flirt blah blah but when they go to bed they think of the girl they care about. the rest of it is broad generalizations that can go for either sex and doesn't take any kind of genius to figure out. "guys get jealous" etc etc

Posted by: smash Apr 2 2010, 07:09 PM

you should share your wisdom

Posted by: brooklyneast05 Apr 2 2010, 07:15 PM

ok i will. here's what girls should know about guys. they are all different, none of them are the same, and no rule applies across the board.

Posted by: smash Apr 2 2010, 07:18 PM

BRILLIANT. simply brilliant.

Posted by: spambot Apr 2 2010, 08:12 PM

kiss ass

Posted by: smash Apr 2 2010, 08:24 PM

don't hate.

Posted by: SoleShine Jun 15 2010, 11:19 AM

aww! thats down right adorable!

Posted by: itskaycake Aug 7 2010, 08:13 AM

woah..
thankyou for the list :)
it makes me feel better now i get a better understanding why i got dumped LOL

Posted by: Chutson353 Sep 25 2010, 03:20 PM

No matter what you've heard - guys do NOT like to be kicked in the balls - the family jewels are sacred ground so treat them NICE