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post Nov 10 2009, 05:58 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 8 2009, 09:38 PM) *
what do you guys think about shaving with a knife. so manly.

I use pliers to pull each hair out one by one.
 
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post Nov 10 2009, 10:26 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Nov 10 2009, 04:56 PM) *
No you didn't. Your first post was about how your shave job sucked.

Foam is not an equatable lubricant to glycerin. You probably don't have rough Middle-Eastern hair, though, so you can afford to shave like a girlie man.

I am a girly man. its called being a teenager.
 
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post Nov 11 2009, 08:56 PM
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You're doing it wrong, then. Testosterone increases when you're a male teenager, not estrogen.
 
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post Nov 11 2009, 09:00 PM
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for real, joseph is terrible at puberty.
 
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post Aug 19 2010, 12:19 PM
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SHAVING IS EASY.... not. go cut yourself.
 
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post Aug 19 2010, 01:09 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 11 2009, 11:26 AM) *
I am a girly man.

QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 11 2009, 11:26 AM) *
I am a girly man.

QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 11 2009, 11:26 AM) *
I am a girly man.

QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 11 2009, 11:26 AM) *
I am a girly man.

QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 11 2009, 11:26 AM) *
I am a girly man.

QUOTE(jcp @ Nov 11 2009, 11:26 AM) *
I am a girly man.

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I am a girly man.

yeah i know
 
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post Aug 19 2010, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Nov 8 2009, 06:07 PM) *
Get yourself some proper gear and throw away your cheap drugstore crap. And soapy water? Christ.

Most important thing to add (besides actual shaving soap or cream) is a badger hair brush to soften and raise the whiskers. Badgers are pretty vicious animals so you know a product is quality when it's enfused with the spirit of their dead carcasses. Don't use shitty modern razers, either, especially not disposables. Get something like this. If that looks expensive, then look how much you'll be saving on razers. In comparison, a 5-pack of orange plastic "Fusion" blades that will probably get you beaten up is $20.

This stuff is awesome as cream because they used it in Italy during World War II or something old fashioned-sounding like that. It lasts a long time because you only need a tiny bit for it to make big lather, unlike pussy canned ones that look like something you'd vandalize a wall with.

This equipment is so badass that my keyboard grew hair typing this all up. I hear classic utensils like these were the choice of Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, and Tyrannosaurus Rex back in their days. Also if you're a wuss and my facetiousness is bothering you, then here's a nerdy article supporting what I say.


I don't even remember this. Goddamn do I give good advice.
 
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post Aug 19 2010, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Aug 19 2010, 02:42 PM) *
I don't even remember this. Goddamn do I give good advice.

You should lay off the memory impairing drugs.
 
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post Dec 13 2011, 12:53 AM
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update

now i just use coconut oil and a razor
no way im putting that toxic chemical shit on my face
 
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post Dec 13 2011, 02:47 AM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Dec 13 2011, 12:53 AM) *
update

now i just use coconut oil and a razor
no way im putting that toxic chemical shit on my face

So...are you like, completely vegan? Like not only food but whole lifestyle?
 
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post Dec 13 2011, 09:11 AM
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QUOTE(Tomates @ Dec 13 2011, 01:47 AM) *
So...are you like, completely vegan? Like not only food but whole lifestyle?

no, i just don't like putting anything on my body that i wouldn't put in my body.
most 'beauty products' aren't good for you. think about it, you're paying 5 dollars for a plastic bottle, filled with a mixture where the first ingredient is water followed by a bunch of inexpensive chemically manufactured ingredients that dry out your hair/skin/face.

i use baking soda for pretty much everything.
 
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post Dec 13 2011, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Dec 13 2011, 09:11 AM) *
no, i just don't like putting anything on my body that i wouldn't put in my body.
most 'beauty products' aren't good for you. think about it, you're paying 5 dollars for a plastic bottle, filled with a mixture where the first ingredient is water followed by a bunch of inexpensive chemically manufactured ingredients that dry out your hair/skin/face.

i use baking soda for pretty much everything.

I was just curious, just because I do know some people who have taken a whole vegan lifestyle.
And yeah as for putting stuff on my skin I actually don't wear foundation or coverup. I actually just wear eyeliner and mascara. And because of that i feel like my skin is a lot less oily and breaks out a lot less.
 
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post Dec 13 2011, 04:32 PM
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^Have you ever tried bare minerals foundation? It's a good alternative to liquid/powder foundation.

As far as "toxic chemicals" I don't really give a shit. If I die at least I'll die pretty.
 
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post Dec 13 2011, 07:35 PM
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QUOTE(JackRapington @ Dec 13 2011, 04:32 PM) *
^Have you ever tried bare minerals foundation? It's a good alternative to liquid/powder foundation.

As far as "toxic chemicals" I don't really give a shit. If I die at least I'll die pretty.

My friend uses bare minerals and she said she really likes it and she has broken out less. I also just don't like the way foundations and shit feel on my face.
 
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post Dec 13 2011, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(Tomates @ Dec 13 2011, 01:49 PM) *
I was just curious, just because I do know some people who have taken a whole vegan lifestyle.
And yeah as for putting stuff on my skin I actually don't wear foundation or coverup. I actually just wear eyeliner and mascara. And because of that i feel like my skin is a lot less oily and breaks out a lot less.

i LOVE girls who can just not wear makeup. i can always tell the difference and a natural glowing complexion looks so much better than a really good makeup.

but i dont know if all guys would agree with my opinion... i also don't like perfume or cologne or any artificial smell for that matter. i prefer the smell of nothing, or natural human scent. but most girls don't have a sweet natural scent because they aren't eating right so they have to cover it up with something.
 
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post Dec 14 2011, 03:15 AM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Dec 13 2011, 08:30 PM) *
i LOVE girls who can just not wear makeup. i can always tell the difference and a natural glowing complexion looks so much better than a really good makeup.

but i dont know if all guys would agree with my opinion... i also don't like perfume or cologne or any artificial smell for that matter. i prefer the smell of nothing, or natural human scent. but most girls don't have a sweet natural scent because they aren't eating right so they have to cover it up with something.

Teehee! Yeah I feel like my complexion isn't too bad, and I don't really feel the need to cover it if it looks fine.

I like perfumes, but I guess for my own personal taste I hate the really fruity or sweet smelling perfumes. I kinda like more neutral smells? Nothing too sweet but not musky.
I have a Intimately Beckham perfume that I really like. I got it as a gift from my ex.
Surprise surprise since I've been gone me and my boyfriend of 2.5 years broke up.
livin the single lyfe yo.
 
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post Dec 14 2011, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Dec 12 2011, 11:53 PM) *
update

now i just use coconut oil and a razor
no way im putting that toxic chemical shit on my face

grow a beard
 
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post Dec 14 2011, 11:54 PM
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QUOTE(wwwww @ Dec 14 2011, 10:25 PM) *
grow a beard

i cant yet. only a tiny stache and some chin hairs.
 
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post Dec 15 2011, 08:40 PM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Dec 14 2011, 10:54 PM) *
i cant yet. only a tiny stache and some chin hairs.

grow some pubes
 

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