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post Aug 13 2008, 10:33 PM
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Chad Johnson really wants 'Ocho Cinco' on his jersey

And since the NFL won't be adopting an XFL-like "Wear whatever you want on the back of your jersey" policy anytime soon, Chad's got two options: 1) Wear "Ocho Cinco" on the back of his jersey and pay massive fines every time he does it, or 2) actually have his name legally changed to "Ocho Cinco."

According to Pro Football Talk, Chad has "taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco."

I don't know what to tell you here. This isn't a normal guy. Maybe that's good, maybe that's bad ... I'm in no position to judge. As I've said before, I believe that Chad just likes to make noise with his mouth, and has little or no concern for the meaning of the words that might come out of it (and here's more bizarre evidence of that).

If the name change did actually happen, I don't know if I could bring myself to actually call him Ocho Cinco. On one hand, people have the right to be called whatever they want, but on the other hand, I don't feel like I'm doing Chad Johnson any favors by indulging his megalomaniacal whims.

You know, If your child comes to you one day and says, "Daddy, I want to be called 'Xontar, the Andromeda Galaxy's Prince of Pounding Spaghetti-O's'," I don't think it's in the best interests of the child if you enroll him in school as "Xontar, the Andromeda Galaxy's Prince of Pounding Spaghetti-O's."

He's a kid. It's a phase. And I'm not sure that we're dealing with any greater emotional capacity here with Chad.


lol uhhh
 
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post Aug 13 2008, 10:41 PM
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laugh.gif Ugh. Just do it already. My brother says it all the time. It's annoying.
 
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post Aug 13 2008, 10:55 PM
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that was a pathetic attempt for attention.
 
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post Aug 13 2008, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE(Melie @ Aug 13 2008, 10:55 PM) *
that was a pathetic attempt for attention.

yeah that was my exact thought while reading it
 
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post Aug 13 2008, 11:46 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Chad Johnson is an hilarious dude. I hope he gets that name on his jersy. I like Chad Johnson.
 
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post Aug 30 2008, 12:56 PM
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Ocho Cinco has been selected to the Pro Bowl five times and named an All-Pro three times. He legally changed his surname from Johnson to Ocho Cinco prior to the 2008 season.[3]

He wanted Ocho Cinco on the back of his jersey, but last time he put it there he got fined by the NFL.
 
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post Aug 30 2008, 01:02 PM
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i made a topic about this. i think he's an idiot.
 
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post Aug 30 2008, 01:09 PM
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I think he's hilarious.
 
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post Aug 30 2008, 02:17 PM
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Ron Artest also recently had a legal name change to Bill Artest. loool.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2008, 01:10 AM
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I think that this is fine. Chad got around the nfl rules the same way people get around the rules here.....GOOD FOR HIM! Goodell is a tyrant anyway.
 
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post Aug 31 2008, 05:12 AM
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He's probably going to get fined anyway just because he's Chad Ocho Cinco. I personally don't see anything wrong with it.
 
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post Aug 31 2008, 05:28 AM
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As long as he keeps my fantasy team doing well, I don't give a damn what dude's name is.
 
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post Aug 31 2008, 05:31 AM
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lol I didn't take the chance with Ocho Cinco. I took TJ Whosyamomma ^_^
 
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post Aug 31 2008, 05:54 AM
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QUOTE(HongKongDong @ Aug 31 2008, 04:31 AM) *
lol I didn't take the chance with Ocho Cinco. I took TJ Whosyamomma ^_^


Ol' boy is probably a more complete wide receiver, and just may have a longer career than Ocho Cinco. Buuuuut, Ocho Cinco scores touchdowns which causes the fameONE Hooligans to win constantly. BOSS.
 
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post Aug 31 2008, 05:03 PM
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In '07 TJ pulled in 12 TD's to Ochenta y Cinco's 8
In '06 TJ pulled in 9 to Ochenta y Cinco's 7

Ocho Cinco's the one getting more yards but TJ's the one bringing in the big points. BYAHH!
 

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