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 Apr 6 2008, 03:47 PM
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I fine dese ones quite good...
"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast." "What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!" "There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?" "Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." "Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!" "A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck." "I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream." "If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."  how you spit your game fellas?..
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Apr 6 2008, 03:48 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
you really say that stuff?
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Apr 6 2008, 03:49 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Come over and give me a blow job.
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Apr 6 2008, 03:51 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 6 2008, 03:48 PM)  you really say that stuff? =] no....I just find dem quite funny.. |
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Apr 6 2008, 03:52 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
oh ok.
i don't spit game. |
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Apr 6 2008, 03:52 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 6 2008, 03:49 PM) Come over and give me a blow job. tell dem who boss yo
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Apr 6 2008, 04:16 PM
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LOL @ Spittin game / using lines. Damn man... where's the originality, I thought males figured it out by now that females laugh at pick up lines
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Apr 6 2008, 04:17 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Ew
Diana no like pickup lines. |
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Apr 6 2008, 04:20 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 6 2008, 02:17 PM) Ew Diana no like pickup lines. Diana, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? |
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Apr 6 2008, 04:21 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
I didnt come from heaven honey.
The good kinky shit like me comes from hell. |
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Apr 6 2008, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 6 2008, 05:21 PM) I didnt come from heaven honey. The good kinky shit like me comes from hell. Well can you go back and ask satan if he can free some "hot" females next time, please?
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Apr 6 2008, 04:39 PM
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 Kissing for yesterday. Group: Official Designer Posts: 465 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 569,813 |
 my ebst friend works on the phones at a local pizza place, and i was down one time.so we were talking about chat up lines and he went "hey, do you want to be the base under my meat feast?" i love him so much i swear. but i wouldnt use it to pick anyone up..maybe to make them laugh. |
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Apr 6 2008, 04:40 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 04:36 PM) Well can you go back and ask satan if he can free some "hot" females next time, please? I cant just ask satan things like that,Theres a long waiting list and I mean hes a busy man. But you can try asking yourself?  but of course you have to sell your soul to him and stick a pineapple up your bum for him to even look at you.
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Apr 6 2008, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 6 2008, 05:40 PM) I cant just ask satan things like that,Theres a long waiting list and I mean hes a busy man. But you can try asking yourself? but of course you have to sell your soul to him and stick a pineapple up your bum for him to even look at you.=\ I've only studied satanism... not practiced it  But why would I have to stick a pineapple up my bum? 
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Apr 6 2008, 04:45 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Because it'll make your ass sweet.
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Apr 6 2008, 04:48 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 04:44 PM) =\ I've only studied satanism... not practiced it But why would I have to stick a pineapple up my bum? QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 6 2008, 04:45 PM) Because it'll make your ass sweet. There you go. Also because of the Adolf Hitler act of 1944 its standard procedure to pineapples up peoples bums upon entering hell. For more accurate information try watching "Little nicky" |
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Apr 6 2008, 04:52 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 6 2008, 05:45 PM) Because it'll make your ass sweet. 
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Apr 6 2008, 05:27 PM
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fruity ass
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Apr 6 2008, 05:31 PM
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Kissing for yesterday. Group: Official Designer Posts: 465 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 569,813 |
^^ breast implants?
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Apr 6 2008, 05:36 PM
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 yo yo yiggidy yo. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,606 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,591 |
my friend, sean, comes to me every week with a new pick-up line. its kind of funny because most of them are really corny. lol.
for example: "do you have a band-aid? i just scraped my knees falling for you." |
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Apr 6 2008, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 06:27 PM) fruity ass This kid should be warned by now. Look at his signature. 
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Apr 6 2008, 05:51 PM
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QUOTE(vintage-toile @ Apr 6 2008, 05:31 PM) ^^ breast implants? jealous?
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Apr 6 2008, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 06:51 PM) jealous? There's nothin great about that girl other than a pretty face and big tits... which I could (as well as many other men) care less about. What's quite terrifying is how her stomach folds... that catches my attention a lot easier than her tits
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Apr 6 2008, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 04:04 PM) There's nothin great about that girl other than a pretty face and big tits... which I could (as well as many other men) care less about. What's quite terrifying is how her stomach folds... that catches my attention a lot easier than her tits Lol. She might have a little lovehandles there, but tell me you wouldn't bang her haha. |
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Apr 6 2008, 06:47 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 6 2008, 06:05 PM) Lol. She might have a little lovehandles there, but tell me you wouldn't bang her haha. he knows he would love to do them breast strokes on her
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