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Posted by: timeflies51 Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
Mmmmmmm just curious.
(I searched.)
Posted by: icy_wonderland Nov 26 2006, 03:00 AM
What are morning woods?
oh nevermind. 
Posted by: sofakinglazy Nov 26 2006, 03:21 AM
Getting it isn't the problem. Its trying to put on jeans with it is whats frustrating.
Posted by: showme Nov 26 2006, 03:27 AM
Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to change in the locker room. Once I had to wait for (almost) everyone to leave before changing.
Posted by: emokimo.co.nr Nov 26 2006, 03:35 AM
Everyday I think! I jack off in the morning (sometimes)!
Posted by: FlyinRyan874 Nov 26 2006, 01:57 PM
Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find something to put on before I leave my room 
Posted by: a painefull euphoria Nov 26 2006, 06:01 PM
^^ahah this thread is funny to read
poor guys.
Posted by: ANGEEZY. Nov 26 2006, 06:04 PM
I voted "Pretty much every day."
Posted by: L!ckitySplit Nov 26 2006, 06:33 PM
its no fair, girls should get morning wood
Posted by: katiecakess Nov 27 2006, 12:51 AM
err.. 'morning wood..'
..?
Posted by: tropicalchic Nov 27 2006, 11:46 PM
My boyfriend always gets it, I can't help but laugh when he gets changed in the morning.
Its about time guys have something to complain about, girls have to go through a fair bit with their bodies.
Posted by: Smoogrish Nov 29 2006, 09:13 PM
I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm. 
Posted by: a painefull euphoria Nov 29 2006, 10:17 PM
i laugh my ass off when my boyfriend has to battle with his jeans in the morning
it brings tears in my eyes
Posted by: sofakinglazy Nov 29 2006, 11:21 PM
Thats raw.
Posted by: L!ckitySplit Nov 29 2006, 11:23 PM
yeah you seem like the type of person that would do that.
Posted by: keisuke2k4 Dec 4 2006, 03:27 AM
pretty much get it everyday, very annoying sometimes -.- specially when you are running late>.<
Posted by: calvinz23 Dec 6 2006, 10:14 PM
almost everyday.. dang it.. it has a mind of its own.. sux..
Posted by: AngelbreeZ Dec 9 2006, 11:32 PM
I get it, like, EVERY morning 
Woahh! I've always been afraid of that... I have PE 5th period, so 4th period I try to prevent any boners from happening, and it's worked..
so far..
Posted by: tic tac. Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM
I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom walked in on me when I was trying to get it into my jeans. 
Posted by: AngelbreeZ Dec 9 2006, 11:39 PM
HEY!
..thats not funny
Posted by: sofakinglazy Dec 10 2006, 01:52 AM
Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina.
Posted by: x___F0RG0TTEN Dec 10 2006, 02:17 AM
i'm so glad i'm a girl [:
Posted by: boo! grr... Dec 10 2006, 05:44 AM
girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP
guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood
girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating
and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes
and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.
Posted by: tic tac. Dec 10 2006, 06:58 PM
No one was supposed to know that I have both..
Posted by: PingPong Dec 10 2006, 11:31 PM
well if u think about it..
i guess its better that u know it can go up.. without viagra..
then knowing it wont go up cuz ur old..
iono.. haha
Posted by: IVIike Dec 13 2006, 09:39 PM
me too i hate it i get it pretty much every morning and i always have to go to weights in the morning so yeah its a problem.
Posted by: Uronacid Dec 14 2006, 01:41 AM
I do, and sometimes I wish I could use it... XD
Posted by: TehJusty Dec 14 2006, 09:11 AM
I prefer chopping my timber in the afternoon... it's too cold to go outside in the morning... Oh wait... I get it now... no wait... yeah... we're still talking about trees...
Posted by: fall3n_s0ul Dec 18 2006, 02:30 AM
How do you guys sleep and deal with it in the morning? I only sleep with my boxers.. when i wake up, I go take a shower too so it wares off. My mom never saw me with a morning wood and I don't plan that she will anytime to my whole life. That's what L0CKS are for.
Posted by: fallingstar Dec 19 2006, 02:18 PM
girls have periods. we think guys should have it too
Posted by: GREASEbaby Dec 19 2006, 03:07 PM
Haha these are funny topics to read...
Posted by: iRock cB Dec 19 2006, 03:08 PM
I get it sometimes. It doesn't bother me 'cause I never see anyone first thing in the morning. If I do, it sucks because it's so obvious. 
Posted by: Duchess of Dork Dec 21 2006, 10:15 AM
There are guys that don't get morning wood?
Posted by: Jerico Drum Dec 22 2006, 04:34 AM
guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood
girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating
and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes
and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.
I have heard that males getting kidney stones is more painfull then childbirth. I have heard this from not just from men, but a few women who have given birth think so too. Think of it this way, a baby comming out a severly inlarged vagina or shards of glass like material comming out of a tiny normal sized pee hole...its very paonful. And for women it is not as bad, so I hear anyway.
Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.
A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!
Posted by: lyin_in_wait Dec 22 2006, 10:11 PM
Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.
A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!
fingers are now shoved up our ass too, well its slowly being integrated into the whole pap smear. as for kidney stones, women get them too. we also have ovarian cysts. try having one that ruptures when it is the size of a grapefruit, i spent 18 hours in the hospital. when you have a kidney stone, once it passes your pretty much done. but for a cyst, you have to wait until the liquid is absorbed, the pain was so intense i contemplated a hysterectomy. id rather have the stone...
Posted by: Jerico Drum Dec 22 2006, 11:55 PM
I know that women get kidney stones too, but for men it is coming out a smaller hole. And it doesn't always go away after you pass a few. My friend Brandon had them for a week and a friend I had in middle school had them for like a freaking year! I guess you got the cyst though, I really don't know much about them.
Posted by: mono_logue Jan 18 2007, 08:27 PM
i only got it a couple times
Posted by: vash1530 Jan 19 2007, 12:27 AM
i jack off in my sleep
Posted by: blurrr Jan 20 2007, 01:27 AM
lol i once slept over at my boyfriends and he woke up with it and hes like u hafta give me a few minutes b4 i can get up...it was kinda funny
Posted by: Ralph501 Jan 20 2007, 02:29 AM
I get it now and than. It's just disturbing when someone comes in the room, and I'm like uhhh...... (x
Posted by: Frankie Jan 21 2007, 01:57 AM
uh not usually. but if i do..it's very mild.
Posted by: skillxz Jan 23 2007, 09:44 PM
lol TBH, not really, if ever..
I always hear of it, but it never really happens.
I might get it DURING sleeping with the dreams n' all..but not right when I get up, which is a good thing.
Posted by: deplorable May 23 2007, 09:40 PM
what a wonderful world we live in huh? this just proves that god hates the male specie.
Posted by: krn_kiddo254 May 24 2007, 06:20 PM
i hate it when my sister comes to wake me up.. and im all rolled on my back with the blanket just everywhere else besides on me and she's just standing there laughing than some times my mom comes in...
Posted by: steve330 May 24 2007, 06:25 PM
I hate getting it, and then realizing that you have to be at school/work very soon, and you still have to go eat breakfast and you are forced to put on jeans because shorts are too flimsy and it will just plop back down and be easy to see. So I tend to walk with jeans and my arms crossed as if I were stretching so no one notices. Then I quickly sit down and cros smy legs and hurry and eat then get out of there :D
but yeah, I used to get it more often, now its just now and then.
edit: Phh women may have to go through all that pregnancy nonsense, but we have to deal with them throwing up loudly and interrupting our TV experience. Also the whole drive to the hospital thing, "Can I just finish this game real quick!?"
Posted by: Ma Ass is WOW May 24 2007, 07:10 PM
I get morning metal....now thats a pain a cold shower can't even cure.
Posted by: RAWRstephishere May 24 2007, 10:33 PM
No fair, guys should have periods and have to worry about getting pregnant.
Posted by: lilxl0ser May 25 2007, 01:47 AM
that's what i was thinking. :O
Posted by: ashleybby May 25 2007, 01:48 AM
hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
i never knew
LOL
actually i never even heard of it before now.
"/
hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao
Posted by: XxBrookxX May 25 2007, 04:46 PM
guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood
girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating
and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes
and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.
Sooooooooo true.
Posted by: kayali May 26 2007, 03:53 AM
i had to look up what morning wood was
i never knew
LOL
actually i never even heard of it before now.
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hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao
Hah me either, till now :x
I'll be making sure to ask aswell
Posted by: Le_Britt_Scot May 26 2007, 11:14 AM
Man, this thread is making me sooo horny!!!
I just imagine what I would do to a morning missle with my mouth.
Posted by: designingskills May 26 2007, 12:33 PM
I get them sometimes.
Posted by: MrElsewhere May 27 2007, 09:26 PM
Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something.
Posted by: stephinika May 27 2007, 11:00 PM
Thats what I was thinking too, haha. My boyfriend tends to get them.
One time, I was with some friends and talking about morning boners for some reason, and one of my friends had a blonde moment and asked:
"What's a morning boner look like?"
"
Like other boners?"Hehehe...
Posted by: RyanWasHere May 27 2007, 11:11 PM
Sounds about right to me...
Posted by: krn_kiddo254 May 28 2007, 04:24 PM
wtf? i've never heard that one b4. i know u get less tents when u get older though
Posted by: dudeimawesome May 29 2007, 03:44 AM
Hah me either, till now :x
I'll be making sure to ask aswell
you evil women
and its more awkward when you share a room
with your younger brother
Posted by: Hashbrown May 31 2007, 08:09 PM
I really shouldn't know the clinical reasons, but hey, I read cosmo.
Ya'll, its technically got to do with either your bladder, or a vivid dream.
Im not seeing the humor in it.
If you have to see someone, I can see that
being really awkward. But most guys I ask
don't mind. "yayy!" they say.
and it just got funny. 
Posted by: Fist May 31 2007, 09:28 PM
children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenagers.
Posted by: fathomlessdame Jun 1 2007, 09:02 AM
duh, why would they get it more?
Posted by: felesha Jun 1 2007, 05:53 PM
.....HAHA
Posted by: DarkImpressions Jun 1 2007, 07:51 PM
Lol.
Hahahha I never thought someone would make a thread like this.
Ummm I thought that was natural Lol
Posted by: BLAZINASIAN Jun 2 2007, 05:49 PM
girls:
-periods
-breasts
-cramps
-bloating
Some girls seem to lack that. Like the whole bunch of Asian girls on cB.
Posted by: AlextheShineyPenny Jun 2 2007, 07:47 PM
I hate it. I alsways have to put something on before i leave my room to go take a shower. atleast it goes away in like a hour. girls are so lucky. it is so embarising to have it in a class.
Posted by: steve330 Jun 5 2007, 12:04 PM
Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties and we don't.
Posted by: SenorClean Jun 5 2007, 12:07 PM
I used to. But it suddenly stopped once I turned 15.
Posted by: steve330 Jun 5 2007, 12:12 PM
What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-the-middle-of-class-while-having-to-walk-up-to-the-teacher-to-turn-in-a-test-wood.
Posted by: spongebob lover Jun 5 2007, 02:11 PM
i get it all the time =]
Posted by: BankruptcyLyts Jun 5 2007, 05:49 PM
all the time, can be a nusiance sometimes though . .
Posted by: yobaka3 Jun 6 2007, 08:06 PM
Hahaha. Or swimming-in-a-pool-full-of-sexy-girls-oh-shit-f**king-bathingsuit?
That happend to one of my friends once. How we laughed :D
(girls are mean >:D)
Posted by: steve330 Jun 6 2007, 09:25 PM
^did they at least touch you?
Posted by: alovesopure Jun 7 2007, 01:39 AM
That happend to one of my friends once. How we laughed :D
(girls are mean >:D)
That happened to one of my friends once too. We laughed a lot.
Posted by: Mercy Jun 7 2007, 02:22 AM
1000 bucks for taking my oneliner and special word.
YOU COOTIE.
No my boyfriend gets them all the damn time...Its getting a little akward now.
Posted by: Chicago Jun 7 2007, 07:43 PM
ahh, every morning..
putting on my pants is getting difficult!
Posted by: yobaka3 Jun 7 2007, 07:45 PM
I'm a girl. Do you mean did my guy friend touch a girl? My old best friend sat on his lap because she's a slutty tease.
putting on my pants is getting difficult!
My ex boyfriend used to angle it up and it would stick out of his pants. He would hide it behind his shirt. It made me laugh :D
Posted by: T.O.P. Jun 17 2007, 07:48 AM
Only when I have to use the bathroom.. lol
Posted by: nishikigoi Jun 19 2007, 09:06 PM
Works both ways. Also don't want pee coming out when erm. yeah.
Posted by: SinfullySweet Jun 20 2007, 10:47 PM
Okay. Wtfudge is morning wood!?!?
Posted by: FlyinRyan874 Jun 20 2007, 10:50 PM
Its basically when a guy wakes up after sleeping and has an erection. It doenst mean you had some erotic dream, it just happens. It goes away after a few minutes usually.
Posted by: SamuraiX20 Jun 24 2007, 04:47 PM
Goshh I hate mornin wood I have 2 wait like thirty minutes 2 get up and play halo because it gets in the way of things LOL
Posted by: SamuraiX20 Jun 24 2007, 04:50 PM
I guess thiers sumthin a man cant hide lol
Posted by: steve330 Jun 24 2007, 04:55 PM
^you can always tuck it up :)
Posted by: Lyts-by-me Jun 25 2007, 02:55 PM
HATE it.
Posted by: cherry90 Jun 25 2007, 04:16 PM
its gr8 i have the bath room right next door so most ppl dnt see it!! plus no one coems 2 wake me up unless im l8! then its a problem
theres alos the fit-girl-sits-on-ya-lap-wood-!!!!! my thats embarresing!! it was like bugger here it comes urm excuse me need toiulet lol!!! !
Posted by: HTMLrulesdood Jun 26 2007, 10:06 PM
omg yeah it sucks when you wake up for school
and you cant put on your pants until it gous away
haha
Posted by: Tamacracker Jun 28 2007, 07:00 PM
Honestly, minimum one day out of a week. We have our special day, we call "sexors day" :D
Sometimes two days out of a week.
Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times.
You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P
Posted by: veryfeminine Jun 28 2007, 07:03 PM
It happens to me a lot. It's ok though because my penis is so small it is hard to notice.
Posted by: fathomlessdame Jun 29 2007, 01:06 AM
uh, like we really need to kno if you have a small dick. no offense
Posted by: EtherxWhisper Jun 30 2007, 10:51 AM
Depends how big it is.Because if its not small at all,try tucking it.effin hurts when you try to walk.Its like pissing out a baby.I did that one morning to hide it from the fed ex lady.I was bending my legs and squinting.she asked if i had down syndrome
Posted by: hunterxhollywood Jul 2 2007, 07:32 PM
Yeah. Just about everyday..
Ugh.
Posted by: Brilliance Jul 2 2007, 08:35 PM
my roommate in college used to tell me about how id be sleeping and my sheets would just begin to rise outta nowhere...
he would sometimes wake me up if he was bringing his girl over and ask me to turn over or something
Posted by: Castaway Jul 2 2007, 09:02 PM
i get it at night too.
i don't know why
it's random
Posted by: Just2Fresh Jul 4 2007, 01:36 PM
I slept over my girlfriends house one time and forgot I was there in the morning so when I got up from downstairs to go say goodmorning to her and her folks and noticed I had "morning wood" lol funniest thing because someone was headed towards me so I had to hurry back to the room.
A good method to put on jeans, push it down then pull your jeans up =)
Posted by: hosing Jul 5 2007, 03:19 PM
It usually happens when I wake up sleeping on my stomach... Then the girl sitting on your lap one sucks you have to adjust your legs or something... Lol from afar looks like you have hemorrhoids or someshit. Walking in dress pants is impossible and if you try to make it unnoticeable you have to walk like Frankenstein -.-
Posted by: Castaway Jul 7 2007, 12:23 AM
that's one of my greatest fears.
Posted by: tr1pp1n Jul 7 2007, 03:03 AM
i'll make a joke out of it andj ust be like
hey look
i have a
boner
I
V
Posted by: tr1pp1n Jul 7 2007, 03:04 AM
bitches never catch on too, like is he serious or not ;) KEEP EM ON THEM TOES
Posted by: Mercy Jul 7 2007, 09:48 AM
^Please dont double post.
EDIT.EDIT.EDIT.
Posted by: SinfullySweet Jul 8 2007, 10:06 PM
Ohh, I see. Its actually kinda funny seeing guys trying to hide boners. I've seen alot of guys trying to hide them at the pools. Haha
Posted by: -p0oki3- Jul 11 2007, 06:13 PM
awwe pooor guyss ^.^
i've always wondered, (when im around my guy friends)
if they were in that "moment" .lol.
Posted by: voguelove Jul 29 2007, 01:04 PM
ah..that would be embarassing if someone else saw it.
Posted by: omgomgKATHY Jul 29 2007, 01:32 PM
I was on the train and some guy about 40 had a boner and it poked my leg. And i'm not sure if he was playing it off or he really didn't noticed but wth._.OMG one of the scariest moments of my life. The guy looked like a damn rapist-_-
Posted by: lostgrl16 Jul 29 2007, 05:05 PM
i thought most guys have it every mornin
then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol
Posted by: shotgunFUNERAL Jul 29 2007, 05:45 PM
Sometimes two days out of a week.
Now as far as how many times in each of those days... most of the time 2 times, sometimes 3 times.
You're probably callin me a bullshitter, if so... go to a Whole Food store or a vitamin shop like GNC... and buy Yohimbe/Yohimbine. Take 2 pills 30 minutes before your fun with your lady... and taaadaaaa natural viagra from mother nature herself :P
Posted by: JustinSezRAWR Jul 29 2007, 05:49 PM
It happens almost every day.
It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit 
Posted by: Castaway Jul 31 2007, 02:26 AM
then they go to the bathroom and pee then it's gone lol
hahaah yeah it's something like that... i think. i don't really remember but that's pretty much the 1st thing i do when i wake up.
Posted by: Programmer Jul 31 2007, 02:28 AM
sometimes. just natural.
Posted by: kasraka Aug 6 2007, 02:37 AM
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Posted by: RogueVanity Aug 7 2007, 06:48 AM
It's bad when you fall asleep in class and wake up with one... can't get up for a little bit
Gosh. Sounds a bit unlucky hahaDamn, how embarrassing would that be if someone saw.
I see one reason why I'm glad I'm female
Posted by: MyBeautifulDisaster Aug 8 2007, 10:00 PM
LMAO!!! This Is HILARIOUS!!! My Ex-Boyfriend Had That Happen To Him One Night...I Was Sitting On His Lap And What Do You Know...Something Was Poking Me...It Was Hilarious...I Felt Sorry For Him...lol
Yea...I Thought Guyz Get It Every Morning
Posted by: Claudel Aug 9 2007, 05:46 AM
Well imagine this, you're at this party and when you wakeup in the morning bloody dizzy.. and guess what? all the gals around you are starring at your thingy rofl :)))) and at first you don't think about that, you're like "do i have something on my face or smth" and such... and then you take a look at your panties and you get all blushy :)))
PS: Take care of your "wood" when you zip your pants, otherwise it will hurtttt as hell :)))
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Posted by: duderawr Aug 19 2007, 05:43 PM
everyday i get morning wood, woohoo
P:
well, i'm a guy so i get wood at all times of day,
not just the morning (:
Posted by: joshpowell Aug 19 2007, 06:25 PM
Every frickin morning.
Oh well.
Posted by: resplendence Aug 23 2007, 10:23 PM
Apparently, the bad thing is if you don't get morning wood.
Morning wood naturally happens when a guy is in REM and his body is in deep relaxation. When a guy doesn't/can't get morning wood, he's kinda impotent.
Posted by: Jonathan78 Aug 30 2007, 04:05 PM
That's what wakes me up at 3 in the morning.
Posted by: jue Aug 30 2007, 04:25 PM
I always see guys on the train in the morning trying to hide their boners.
Posted by: MaAssIsWOW Aug 30 2007, 06:05 PM
Apparently, the bad thing is if you don't get morning wood.
Morning wood naturally happens when a guy is in REM and his body is in deep relaxation. When a guy doesn't/can't get morning wood, he's kinda impotent.
Really, so if I dream, I'm going to get a boner? Dang, I hope I dont dream when I'm dorming.
Posted by: heyohereiam Sep 3 2007, 08:43 AM
HAHA this is hilarious.
I'm so glad I'm a girl 
At least we don't have any really obvious 'problems' xD
Posted by: PINKLollyPOP Sep 18 2007, 09:18 PM
i get morning wood..
and i get night wood...
and midday wood..
and evening wood...
and sleeping wood.
Posted by: jammylise Sep 18 2007, 09:42 PM
Lately...i've seen my dads.
=l ew.
it's funny though.
Posted by: PINKLollyPOP Sep 18 2007, 10:07 PM
^ that's disturbing.
Posted by: themarkster Sep 18 2007, 11:26 PM
=l ew.
it's funny though.
Lmao. Sorry. That just made me laugh.
Posted by: ashxx69xbaby Oct 5 2007, 05:11 AM
ok u get morning wood. we get cramps, periods, mood swings, pregnancy, labor pains,pushen a kid outa a hole that only dialates to 10 centimeters && losing our virginity... talk about morning wood ... try that!!!! u males got the easy life
Posted by: stolen Oct 5 2007, 09:48 AM
=l ew.
it's funny though.
ew.
m-o...m-o-r...m-o-r-n-i-n-g...w-o-o-d.
Posted by: Sandraaa Oct 9 2007, 09:13 AM
Hahahahahahaha!
Posted by: st3ev0 Oct 9 2007, 11:16 PM
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Posted by: shiruji Oct 29 2007, 10:59 AM
Where I come from we call it "morning bread"...
Posted by: Sulfur-in-K Oct 29 2007, 11:55 AM
Aside from morning wood I also get really horny.
Posted by: Joshieboi Oct 29 2007, 08:59 PM
I get a "woodie" every morning with out fail, i just try to ignore it. sometimes i get embaressed beacause of it
Posted by: snowball_iv Dec 16 2007, 04:50 PM
3 ...............
Posted by: ComradeAlex Dec 16 2007, 06:00 PM
morning wood wakes you up good
Posted by: IVIike Dec 23 2007, 03:15 PM
pretty much everyday
Posted by: ProudLeechLover Dec 23 2007, 04:34 PM
okay.......ummmmmm EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:)
Posted by: ComradeAlex Dec 24 2007, 07:48 PM
when ever i get morning wood i just jack off cause i don't want to go to school thinking about it.
Posted by: S-Majere Dec 25 2007, 08:53 AM
I'm so glad I miss out on this morning man-syndrome.
Posted by: DoubleJ Jan 6 2008, 01:10 PM
I constantly have it every morning. What can I say, I love sex!
Posted by: ZaraS Jan 6 2008, 01:46 PM
I knew that wasn't your leg.
Posted by: Fawaz Jan 6 2008, 09:08 PM
i don't get it in the morning but i get it in the day a lot. it can get annoying.
Posted by: Sulfur Jan 10 2008, 05:43 PM
I do a morning hump.
Posted by: Sulfur Jan 10 2008, 05:44 PM
=D
Posted by: xomismox Jan 19 2008, 10:20 PM
EVERYDAY! 
Posted by: Reidar Feb 23 2008, 02:56 AM
Hell no. I save my blood for important things, like shooting it out of my eyeballs to frighten away predators. The rest of you can waste your time surging it to your weeners, but I'm actually practical. If we were all stranded on a desert island, none of you would stand a chance against me.
Posted by: Tamacracker Feb 23 2008, 03:13 AM
This topic is so damn stupid. That's like askin, how many of you humans breath oxygen, for f**k sake. =\
Posted by: imostpost Mar 28 2008, 10:23 PM
i just start beating it...
that way i can put on my pants easier
Posted by: shannlovin Oct 11 2008, 03:29 PM
this is a funny/weird/ topiccc~
Posted by: XTC Oct 11 2008, 03:47 PM
lolbump
Posted by: pessimist Oct 11 2008, 03:47 PM
^ i got a bump in my pants right now.
Posted by: shakeene Oct 12 2008, 06:47 PM
very rarely.
im glad lol.
-]
Posted by: pessimist Oct 12 2008, 06:49 PM
^ Better go to the doctor to see if that dick is working.
Posted by: MatMan1490 Nov 15 2008, 02:43 PM
Most any male, will get morning wood, it's all a matter of hormones...
Most of the time the level of testosterone in a man's body is highest at dawn, so it would be normal the body would respond to that by getting wood.
Posted by: jcp Aug 15 2009, 06:06 PM
I said "Three to six times a week."
It i rather annoying. But it always goes away when I pee. 
I get it the most, when i fall asleep thinking about "girls"
Posted by: Tramatize Aug 15 2009, 07:00 PM
Why the quotation marks?
Posted by: jcp Aug 15 2009, 07:15 PM
Well im not really thinking about girls. More like the things you do with girls. Watevs.
Posted by: Tramatize Aug 15 2009, 07:50 PM
Oh oh ok....
Posted by: jcp Aug 15 2009, 07:53 PM
Posted by: moirakas Aug 15 2009, 08:05 PM
i get it. 
Posted by: hypnotique Aug 15 2009, 08:14 PM
hes biseuxal like sandy and wont f*cking admit it already.
Posted by: moirakas Aug 15 2009, 08:15 PM
sandy's bisexual?
Posted by: Buttsex Aug 16 2009, 02:11 AM
I think it's because he's thinking about shemales.
Posted by: emberfly Aug 16 2009, 04:40 AM
The possibility of a full bladder causing an erection, especially during sleep, is perhaps further supported by the beneficial physiological effect of an erection inhibiting urination, thereby helping to avoid nocturnal enuresis.
But if you are able to hold it for a long time you have a less likely chance of getting one =o or going to the bathroom RIGHT BEFORE you go to bed. Not going and then getting on the computer for 30 minutes and THEN going to bed.... RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
Posted by: Shelby-Zu Aug 17 2009, 08:02 PM
I is
Posted by: Uso Oct 11 2009, 03:08 PM
Also men have to get fingers and other shit up there asses to check for cancer.
A man's balls are in much more pain when hit then any female part and that is fact. It also seems that we have a magnet attached to our balls!
Yeah but when a girls breasts get tender, those hurt if someone hits them they hurt
plus ive heard the men go through a monthly too, but just by emotional causes
But anyways ive heard from guy friends they can be a hassle especially if they don't go away before you have to leave for school :p
Posted by: Beenly Oct 17 2009, 03:46 PM
damn wood, i need to chop it off one day
Posted by: rappingpotat0 Nov 29 2009, 03:07 AM
guys should be getting it everyday. i do and,,, i lay in bed for minutes before leaving
Posted by: tuc123 Nov 29 2009, 11:03 PM
every day and i love it