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 May 24 2005, 04:12 PM
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hey> this is for momma jokes...or any jokes u can thiink of, alright. post 'em all> wehether they're dirty, clean,corney, or even filthy> i can handle ALL JOKES!
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May 24 2005, 04:13 PM
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Umm, this should be in Humor. And plus there's already a topic about this.
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May 24 2005, 04:14 PM
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well im stupid and new to this site! what do ya expect!?
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May 24 2005, 04:16 PM
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-->Topic moved to humor/merged<--
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May 24 2005, 04:20 PM
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 I wanna be roman Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989 |
there's a kid in my class named Colin and we were teasing him (in good humor) about his reading abilities. (he is the worst reader ever, no one understands him). and he retaliated by saying:
Your mom couldn't read last night! i guess it sounds like we're mean to him and he's challenged or something, but that's really not the case. |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
May 24 2005, 05:16 PM
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yo mama so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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May 24 2005, 07:27 PM
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 its jonny the homicidal maniac!! Group: Member Posts: 84 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,235 |
*in chinese accent*
yo mada sooo fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck *no chinese accent* yo mamma so fat when she went to japan in a blue rain coat they yelled TSUNAMI~! yo mamma sooo fat when she went to tokyo in a green rain coat they all yelled godzilla!!! yo mamma sooo fat when i drove around her i ran out of gas yo mamma sooo fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued yo mamma so fat her belt size is the equator yo mamma sooo fat the last time she saw 90210 was on teh scale yo motha so stupid she tried to push a brid off a cliff yo mamma so stupid she triend to wash the stripes of a zebra.. tat was stupid.. and simmilar to another one yo mamma sooo fat when she went to the zoo n saw the elephants they all sang "we are fammili" yea tats it |
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May 24 2005, 08:01 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Yo Mama is so ugly, tears roll down her neck because they are afraid of her face!
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May 25 2005, 04:42 PM
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your momma so fat when god said let there be light he had to ask her to move
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May 27 2005, 02:18 PM
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 you wish... Group: Member Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 273 |
QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jan 27 2005, 11:50 PM) Yo mamma is so short, she tried to suicide herself by jumping off the curb of a street.  yo mom's so dumb, she gave a birth to a child who couldn't use the word suicide correctly. |
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| *chaneun* |
May 27 2005, 03:06 PM
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Yo mamas so fat, that she is.. tubby. ROFFLE!
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May 27 2005, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ May 27 2005, 3:06 PM) Yo mamas so fat, that she is.. tubby. ROFFLE! ROFFLE ....NOT |
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May 27 2005, 03:51 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,085 |
ya momma so poor. i rang the doorbell outside. she stuck her head out the door and sed DING
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May 27 2005, 05:09 PM
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Yo mama's so fat that... she has to use the driveway as an ironing board?
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May 27 2005, 06:33 PM
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled out taxi!
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Jun 6 2005, 10:45 PM
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yo mama's so fat she jumped, and when she landed, she knocked the earth outta orbit.
yo mama's so fat she eats her morning cereals out of a satalite dish. yo mama's so hairy she shaves her legs with a lawn mower. yo mama's so dirty her bath water's used as a biochemical weapon. yo mama's breath stinks so bad people look forward to her farts. yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. |
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Jun 6 2005, 11:38 PM
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I noticed your gangster, Im pretty gangster myself Group: Member Posts: 67 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,683 |
yo mama is so fat, that it took me 3 trains and 2 bus ride to get on her good side...
whats the differce btw yo mama and a whale...bout 10 lbs... Yo Mama is so fat she's taller lying down YoMama is so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock! Yo Mama is so ugly when she was born the dotor looked at her ass and then her face and said 'Siamese Twins!' Yo Mama is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! YoMama is so fat her driver's license says 'Picture continued on other side Yo Mama is so nasty she got fired from the Sperm Bank for drinking on the job. Yo Mama is so fat when God said 'Let there be light' he told her to move her fat ass out of the way Yo Mama is so fat I ran around her twice and got lost Yo Mama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World Yo Mama is so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks! |
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Jun 7 2005, 02:42 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
QUOTE(wonmin @ May 27 2005, 1:18 PM) yo mom's so dumb, she gave a birth to a child who couldn't use the word suicide correctly. AHAHAHA. That's what I was gunna say. 
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Jun 20 2005, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(s1mpl3_f3m @ May 27 2005, 3:51 PM) ya momma so poor. i rang the doorbell outside. she stuck her head out the door and sed DING ^ HAH that one made me laugh =) |
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Jun 22 2005, 05:29 PM
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 i have a cut that no bandage or medicine can cure.... Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,746 |
yo mamma is so ugly that thats not a hair line, thats her hair trying to run away from her face
yo mamma so so old she farts dust yo mamma so so old she owes a nickle to jeasus yo mamma is so fat and old she was announced a national momument  i just made that one up hahah so lame
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| *basick* |
Jun 22 2005, 05:32 PM
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yo mommas so fat when she wore a malcolm X shirt a helicopter landed on her back
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| *Fallen_Fairy* |
Jun 22 2005, 05:59 PM
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www.yourmom.com it's set up just like yahoo
Your mom's breath is so bad every time she coughs her teeth duck. |
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Jun 22 2005, 07:46 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(Fallen_Fairy @ Jun 22 2005, 5:59 PM) Heeey. I never knew about that until now. Wow. Imma check it out.
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Jun 22 2005, 07:53 PM
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Yo momma so fat she's got mc donalds on speed dial.
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Jun 23 2005, 06:02 AM
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 oink Group: Member Posts: 1,099 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,836 |
ur mommas so fat wen she washes her dishes she uses 1000 gallons of detergent.
( her plates are big) haha. pfft. |
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