YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included |
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YO MOMMA JOKES!, all jokes included |
Jun 25 2005, 11:56 PM
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Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age
the bitch died |
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Jun 26 2005, 12:59 AM
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Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
your mama so ugly, everyone died.
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Jun 27 2005, 08:21 PM
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Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorrillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter. Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff. Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on a roach she said, "Oh no there goes Thanksgiving dinner!" |
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Jun 27 2005, 08:26 PM
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No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl..
Yo mama is so ugly, she was walking down the street and a cockroach started singing "We are Family.." |
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Jun 27 2005, 11:32 PM
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you're a biscuit-butt. Group: Member Posts: 122 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,523 |
Yo momma's so stupid she drowned in "the wave" at the football game.
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Jun 27 2005, 11:44 PM
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un cool. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,269 |
yo mamma so fat, her ID card picture says "continued on the back"
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Jun 27 2005, 11:46 PM
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un cool. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,269 |
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*wind&fire* |
Jun 27 2005, 11:57 PM
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Jun 28 2005, 12:02 AM
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No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
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Jun 28 2005, 12:03 AM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
I got sum too I will post them up l8r ]
Sum r funny but seriourly sum r jst really mean. find them @ www.yourmom.com |
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Jun 28 2005, 09:43 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 161 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 153,708 |
''your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age
the bitch died '' << haha that was funny. most of them suck Your ma's so fat she turned over and there was a celestial eclipse. Your ma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out (the sweets) ...meeeh. played out really |
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Jun 28 2005, 05:47 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
QUOTE your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age the bitch died I am goin 2 use tht on sum1 now lol QUOTE Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.. Thts a really good 1 lol I almost had a laughattack QUOTE Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff. |
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Jun 28 2005, 05:50 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
yo momma so fat, at the ballgame instead of buying one hotdog, she buys two!... come on, that one was a classic.
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Jun 28 2005, 10:22 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
Sum I got off YourMom.com
-Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag -Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtain -Your Mom's so stupid she can only count to twenty if she's barefoot -Your Mom is so stupid she got locked inside a motorcycle! -Your Mom's so stupid, when you were a baby she only changed your diaper once a month, because on the box it said "Good for up to 15 pounds" -Your Mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'concentrate' -Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window All 4 now will post more l8r |
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*Funkadelic.Kiss* |
Oct 13 2005, 09:25 PM
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^ my old account
im bored your mom is so stupid she called me to get my phone number. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left" she turned around and went home |
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Oct 16 2005, 08:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
QUOTE(SillyCourtney @ Jun 27 2005, 8:21 PM) Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff. LOL AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAH |
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Oct 17 2005, 10:52 AM
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Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
Yo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to alphabitize M&M's |
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Oct 18 2005, 06:08 PM
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Behind every great man is a great woman rolling her eyes Group: Member Posts: 318 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,483 |
yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
--props go to Sister Act 2--Greatest Movie Ever |
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Oct 20 2005, 09:37 PM
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HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
Yo momma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
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Oct 23 2005, 09:35 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Yo mama is like Home Depot - 10 cents a screw.
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Oct 23 2005, 09:38 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
This should be a game..
Sorry to break the chain! |
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Oct 23 2005, 01:27 PM
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when you smile, i melt inside Group: Member Posts: 1,325 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 267,089 |
Your mama is so fat, that instead of skinny dipping, she chunky dunks.
;;That ones weird. |
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Oct 23 2005, 01:35 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
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*RiC3xBoy* |
Oct 23 2005, 02:27 PM
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*Fob Accent*Yooooooooooooo mama soooooooooooo faut, when she jump joyyyyyy, she got STUCK.
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Oct 27 2005, 02:43 AM
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boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Oh shit. Some of these are really funny.
My faves- QUOTE she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death QUOTE your momma's so old that when I told her to act her age the bitch died There's more, but I didn't copy them. |
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