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how many of you guys, get morning wood?
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timeflies51
post Nov 25 2006, 10:44 PM
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Mmmmmmm just curious.


(I searched.)
 
datass
post Nov 26 2006, 03:00 AM
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What are morning woods?

oh nevermind. blink.gif
 
*sofakinglazy*
post Nov 26 2006, 03:21 AM
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Getting it isn't the problem. Its trying to put on jeans with it is whats frustrating.
 
show_me
post Nov 26 2006, 03:27 AM
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Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to change in the locker room. Once I had to wait for (almost) everyone to leave before changing.
 
emokimo.co.nr
post Nov 26 2006, 03:35 AM
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Everyday I think! I jack off in the morning (sometimes)!
 
freeridefight
post Nov 26 2006, 01:57 PM
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Yeah it sucks, because I have to always find something to put on before I leave my room laugh.gif
 
*a painefull euphoria*
post Nov 26 2006, 06:01 PM
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^^ahah this thread is funny to read
poor guys.
 
ANG33ZY
post Nov 26 2006, 06:04 PM
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I voted "Pretty much every day."
 
AngryBaby
post Nov 26 2006, 06:33 PM
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its no fair, girls should get morning wood
 
katiecakess
post Nov 27 2006, 12:51 AM
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err.. 'morning wood..'
blink.gif
..?
 
tropicalchic
post Nov 27 2006, 11:46 PM
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My boyfriend always gets it, I can't help but laugh when he gets changed in the morning.

Its about time guys have something to complain about, girls have to go through a fair bit with their bodies.
 
Smoogrish
post Nov 29 2006, 09:13 PM
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I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm. wink.gif
 
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post Nov 29 2006, 10:17 PM
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i laugh my ass off when my boyfriend has to battle with his jeans in the morning
it brings tears in my eyes
 
*sofakinglazy*
post Nov 29 2006, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 6:13 PM) *
I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm. wink.gif

Thats raw.
 
AngryBaby
post Nov 29 2006, 11:23 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ Nov 29 2006, 10:13 PM) *
I jack off in the mornings on the bus to keep my hands warm. wink.gif



yeah you seem like the type of person that would do that.
 
keisuke2k4
post Dec 4 2006, 03:27 AM
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pretty much get it everyday, very annoying sometimes -.- specially when you are running late>.<
 
calvinz23
post Dec 6 2006, 10:14 PM
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almost everyday.. dang it.. it has a mind of its own.. sux..
 
hunterxhollywood
post Dec 9 2006, 11:32 PM
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I get it, like, EVERY morning _dry.gif

QUOTE(showme @ Nov 26 2006, 3:27 AM) *
Try bench pressing in the morning, or trying to change in the locker room. Once I had to wait for (almost) everyone to leave before changing.


Woahh! I've always been afraid of that... I have PE 5th period, so 4th period I try to prevent any boners from happening, and it's worked..
so far.. ermm.gif
 
iDecay
post Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM
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I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom walked in on me when I was trying to get it into my jeans. rolleyes.gif
 
hunterxhollywood
post Dec 9 2006, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(tic tac. @ Dec 9 2006, 11:35 PM) *
I get it pretty much everyday. One time my mom walked in on me when I was trying to get it into my jeans. rolleyes.gif


HEY!
..thats not funny laugh.gif
 
*sofakinglazy*
post Dec 10 2006, 01:52 AM
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Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina.
 
xforgottenlove
post Dec 10 2006, 02:17 AM
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i'm so glad i'm a girl [:
 
Laughsalot
post Dec 10 2006, 05:44 AM
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QUOTE(L!ckitySplit @ Nov 27 2006, 6:33 AM) *
its no fair, girls should get morning wood

girls haveto deal with more things than guys do. so...SHUTUUUP

guys:
-wet dreams
-morning wood

girls:
-periods
-breasts(andsometimes it can be sensitive too which sux)
-cramps
-bloating

and if we go into pregnancy:
-morning sickness
-the whole child birth thing
-weird sense of tastes

and if someone has something to add to the list(boy or girl) just say it.
 
iDecay
post Dec 10 2006, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE(sofakinglazy @ Dec 9 2006, 10:52 PM) *
Yeah.....especially since she has a vagina.

No one was supposed to know that I have both.. _unsure.gif
 
PingPong
post Dec 10 2006, 11:31 PM
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well if u think about it..

i guess its better that u know it can go up.. without viagra..

then knowing it wont go up cuz ur old..

iono.. haha
 

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