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riddles.
Smarmosaur
post Feb 17 2008, 11:50 PM
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just because i like them. :]

1.) Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

2.)
Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?


hardest for last.
3.)
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
 
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post Feb 17 2008, 11:54 PM
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i think the last one is fire
i dont know the others.i hate riddles they make me feel dumb:[
 
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post Feb 18 2008, 12:04 AM
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last one is definitely fire. i think the second one is coal. i heard that one before. not sure about the first one though
 
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post Feb 18 2008, 12:04 AM
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i think i know the first one. XD.gif
 
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post Feb 18 2008, 11:47 AM
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^have at it!

2 is coal, 3 is fire.
1 is actually pretty damn hard...
 
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post Feb 18 2008, 03:20 PM
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=o!!!!
you're not allowed to google!
i hope the riddle gods haunt your dreams. _unsure.gif
 
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post Feb 18 2008, 10:29 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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^^^ riddle gods, i thought they were just myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek.gif
 
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post Feb 18 2008, 11:06 PM
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Lol, I knew the other two, but not the first one. I only like riddles if I can guess the answer tongue.gif
 
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post Feb 19 2008, 07:53 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-)
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^ ditto
 
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post Aug 31 2009, 03:43 PM
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I have some

1. Translate: YYY U R YYY U B I C U R YY 4 Me

2. Your on a path, the path splits in 2. There is a man Garding each path, one tells the truth, and one only tells lies.
One Path leads to life and happiness. The other leads sudden death.
You can only ask each man one question. but the second question has to be the same as the other question.

What question do you ask to find out which path is the path to happiness and life?
 

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