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dopeyalan
post Jun 17 2004, 06:03 PM
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Girls are like phones, they like to talk a lot. if press the wrong button.....will be disconnected...
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:07 PM
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Well guys are like parking spots. The good ones are usually taken. _dry.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:09 PM
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haha very good analogies..i would have never thought of those. both true too happy.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:14 PM
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oh yeah? well girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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Girls are like chocolate, very sweet sometimes......but if you hold it too tight, it will melt away
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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Guys are like tampons, only in there for one reason.
[i hope that made sense...]
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:20 PM
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haha thats a good one
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:21 PM
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haha, girls are like toilets, the good ones are taken the rest are full of shit! HAHA i forgot where i got that..
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:22 PM
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-_-;; Your supposed to be standing up for us.
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:27 PM
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boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE(im___radx @ Jun 17 2004, 6:27 PM)
boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333

laugh.gif hahah thats a good one!
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 08:51 PM
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lol funny similes. anyways, the best isn't always taken since they like to wait until the right one. happy.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 08:12 AM
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I think it is all stereotypical
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 11:54 AM
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cry.gif Girls are like a game if JINGA.. you go for the wrong one and all falls down on you.. that was lame
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 02:08 PM
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aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 03:24 PM
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girls are like bank accounts. they come with lots of benefits.
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 03:39 PM
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guys are like used cars. they refuse to go the extra mile.
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 03:40 PM
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girls are female, boys are male.

There.
 
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post Jun 18 2004, 03:42 PM
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QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 18 2004, 2:08 PM)
aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true

awww that one is sooooo kyoote!!!!!

okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go:
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 02:47 AM
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Guys are like lollipops, sweet at first. Each girl gets a small sample till they drop them and they lose their virginity. Now who wantz a dirty lollipop?

- dere so mean.. ><"
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 03:00 AM
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I don't want a dirty lollipop ermm.gif

Guys are like black lights. Easy to turn on, but not very bright.

Just made that one up, so I'm not sure if it made sense.
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 10:51 AM
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lol these are really funny. i don't know any, where do you come up with these!
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 02:56 PM
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keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote "

 
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post Jun 19 2004, 10:22 PM
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I swear, that boyfriend remote always has me cracking up, lol...
 
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post Jun 19 2004, 10:48 PM
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heh, those are funny. too bad I don't have anything. cry.gif
 

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