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Posted by: splendid Jul 15 2009, 05:45 PM
have you ever been caught? where? describe? ahahahaha
Posted by: karmakiller Jul 15 2009, 06:49 PM
Isn't that what locks are for? 
Posted by: -DressYourEyelids- Jul 15 2009, 07:27 PM
i got caught in the bathtub by phil. not the end of the world.
Posted by: moirakas Jul 16 2009, 04:40 AM
damn. that'd be shitty.
Posted by: Mikeplyts Jul 16 2009, 05:21 AM
I'm a ninja. 
Posted by: iExquisite Jul 16 2009, 11:17 PM
never. u need privacy to do things like that unless you are just wayy to horny && can't hold it
Posted by: jcp Jul 16 2009, 11:41 PM
No. Mainly because im not an idiot.
I dont have a lock. And if I had one, my parents would be suspicious when it was locked. But then i would still be smart and lock it all the time so they wouldnt find it odd when it is locked.
Not that I do that stuff anyways, but im just saying.
Posted by: MrStrife Jul 17 2009, 06:24 PM
I never got caught masterbating but my momz found my porn stash. That sucked man, she was yelling at me all day about other stuff and I bet she told other people too. sighz
Posted by: paozuu Jul 17 2009, 08:00 PM
^awh, why did she get mad? she shouldn't know that it's natural for you?
Posted by: jcp Jul 17 2009, 08:28 PM
Well actually its not natural. Sex is, masturbating isnt.
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Jul 17 2009, 08:45 PM
I caught my friend jerkin it once pretty hard once. I was all like 
Posted by: brooklyneast05 Jul 17 2009, 10:28 PM
yo monkey's jack off, how do you explain that one
Posted by: smash Jul 17 2009, 10:44 PM
^i've seen it happen. it was a little disturbing. the baboon was staring at us while he was doing it and he looked angry.
Posted by: Gigi Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM
Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for men. Semen that has been "stored" for too long isn't as fertile as "fresh" semen. So evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbated and therefore had "fresher" sperm could impregnate women more easily.
Yup.
Posted by: kaijubot Jul 17 2009, 10:55 PM
Yup.
lol there's no use explaining it to the kid. stupid people just never get it, yaknow?
Posted by: Gigi Jul 17 2009, 11:12 PM
Sigh. I know. I just can't contain the geek sometimes. 
Posted by: jcp Jul 17 2009, 11:47 PM
Yup.
Actually there is a point because I never knew that and now I'm that much smarter.
Posted by: doughnut Jul 18 2009, 12:01 AM
Posted by: jcp Jul 18 2009, 12:05 AM
Yup.
One flaw...the longer you go without emptying the tank the more you produce. And dont you have higher chances of impregnating a women with more sperm?
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Jul 18 2009, 12:06 AM
lulz dead sperm don't swim very fast Joseph
Posted by: jcp Jul 18 2009, 12:20 AM
I like it when you talk about my sperm...keep going...
Posted by: Gigi Jul 18 2009, 07:31 AM
qft
Posted by: kaijubot Jul 18 2009, 07:34 AM
acquiring knowledge of facts != getting smarter
Posted by: splendid Jul 18 2009, 11:35 PM
totally agree.. only idiots get caught for real..
now that i have my itouch, my computer is CLEAN
Posted by: jcp Jul 18 2009, 11:37 PM
now that i have my itouch, my computer is CLEAN
Explain.
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Jul 18 2009, 11:40 PM
It means his iphone is a whore while his computer is a nun.
Posted by: jcp Jul 18 2009, 11:41 PM
I understand that. Im wondering how. Cause what if people are playing with your itouch? Or do you use the interwebz?
Posted by: splendid Jul 18 2009, 11:52 PM
NONO, i use the internet on my itouch..
so my parents can't find no more dirty sites
Posted by: jcp Jul 18 2009, 11:57 PM
You should still clear your itouch's history and stuff. In case someone snooping checks on there.
O and have you never heard of private browsing? Mozilla firefox 3.5 has, and safari has it and even google chrome.
Posted by: splendid Jul 19 2009, 12:05 AM
O and have you never heard of private browsing? Mozilla firefox 3.5 has, and safari has it and even google chrome.
i do every time..
and no, what's that all about?
Posted by: jcp Jul 19 2009, 12:14 AM
As you browse it erases all history, cookies cache and sessions so it leaves no trace of where you went or what you did. I doubt it is available on the itouch though. if there is an options for the internet see if there is an option to turn on private browsing.
Posted by: splendid Jul 19 2009, 12:16 AM
yeah i just checked there's nothing..
but thats really useful! i have no idea!
how do you activate it?
Posted by: jcp Jul 19 2009, 12:25 AM
In mozilla firefox go to options, then click start private browsing. In safari its the same thing. And when you close the browser it deletes everything. So make sure you close it when you are done. And in google chrome go to options, then new incognito browser.
Posted by: splendid Jul 19 2009, 12:42 AM
thats pretty cool! thanks, ahaha
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Jul 19 2009, 12:43 AM
psh. I think people should flaunt there porn collection.
Posted by: splendid Jul 19 2009, 12:48 AM
yeah, so does my mom
Posted by: brooklyneast05 Jul 19 2009, 12:49 AM
unexpected answer
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Jul 19 2009, 12:52 AM
Me and your mom should get together and trade porn mags. fap a little
Posted by: medic Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM
so my parents can't find no more dirty sites
If you're parent are smart, they'd use OpenDNS or a DNS router based filter that blocks all traffic on the network and sends them weakly reports.
I used to get paid to setup the OpenDNS software on peoples routers.
Also, to the whole conversation about hold it in. Don't, things get messy when the time comes to let it out, and I am not talking about by yourself.....
Posted by: jcp Jul 19 2009, 12:59 AM
Then he could just use a proxy. And im glad my parents arent that smart. Im gonna do that when im a parent though.
Posted by: medic Jul 19 2009, 01:00 AM
It blocks proxies as well. It's updated daily with new IP's for proxy sites and proxy servers.
Posted by: jcp Jul 19 2009, 01:05 AM
What is your job again? And how much money do you make?
Posted by: medic Jul 19 2009, 01:10 AM
I am a Securities System Administrator for the DoD.
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Jul 19 2009, 01:12 AM
I know a guy who came on his head when he didn't let a load off for 2 weeks
Posted by: medic Jul 19 2009, 01:22 AM
It happens, and it also accidentally gets in your eye and possibly your mouth. Also, there might be too much and someone might.... You can finish that.... like I said, bad things can happen.
Posted by: splendid Jul 19 2009, 01:34 AM
ahaha, my parents arn't THAT uptight..
just incase though
Posted by: rnicron Jul 25 2009, 11:10 AM
joseph sure knows a lot about this hiding porn stuff for being a preacher's son and never masturbating.
Posted by: jcp Jul 25 2009, 02:02 PM
No. I just know my software.
Posted by: Mikeplyts Jul 25 2009, 02:07 PM
I think Joseph's only "porn" is the American Apparel website. 
Posted by: IWontRapeYou Jul 25 2009, 02:09 PM
and the NSFW thread
Posted by: jcp Jul 25 2009, 02:19 PM
I uhhh...