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 Aug 9 2009, 12:28 PM
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 This bag is not a toy.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108  |
(Picture of a cow on the front) - Are you old? A little "pasture" prime maybe, but not old!
This year, as you look at all your candles.. stop, drop, and roll! You know you're getting old when the only LITE you have is Cellulite.. (this one was just absolutely terrible) There was one with a whole bunch of cherries on the front of it that said, "It's your birthday, isn't it the pits?" ..I don't even GET that one. |
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Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM
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Wow. Hope you dont mind if I mix it up a bit. The BEST card I have ever received was from my older brother and it is just a picture of a 90-70's mom whatever and you open it and it is her holding out a pie and it says "it's peach". I cracked up laughing. Dry humor FTW!
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Aug 9 2009, 01:04 PM
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QUOTE(libertie @ Aug 9 2009, 12:28 PM)  There was one with a whole bunch of cherries on the front of it that said, "It's your birthday, isn't it the pits?" ..I don't even GET that one. Cherry seeds are called pits, but the joke itself is unfunny. |
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Aug 9 2009, 01:57 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
I never really read cards I've gotten, I've always just opened them and would find money in it.
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Aug 9 2009, 02:22 PM
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This reminds me of 500 Days of Summer.
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Aug 9 2009, 02:25 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. lol so stupid |
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Aug 9 2009, 02:36 PM
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This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM) Wow. Hope you dont mind if I mix it up a bit. The BEST card I have ever received was from my older brother and it is just a picture of a 90-70's mom whatever and you open it and it is her holding out a pie and it says "it's peach". I cracked up laughing. Dry humor FTW! Haha, that's great. I like pretty random stuff like that. :P QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 9 2009, 01:04 PM) Cherry seeds are called pits, but the joke itself is unfunny. Haha, I understood the pits part, I guess.. I just didn't understand why anyone say their birthday is "the pits", lol. I'm pretty sure I am at least mildly happy when it's my birthday. XD |
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Sep 6 2009, 07:48 AM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 10 2009, 03:25 AM) Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. lol so stupid hahaha what the |
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Sep 6 2009, 07:52 AM
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QUOTE(libertie @ Aug 10 2009, 03:28 AM) (Picture of a cow on the front) - Are you old? A little "pasture" prime maybe, but not old! I lol'ed |
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