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how many of you guys, get morning wood?
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trulyandnever
post May 26 2007, 03:53 AM
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QUOTE(ashleybby @ May 25 2007, 04:48 PM) *
hahahahaha
i had to look up what morning wood was
i never knew
LOL
actually i never even heard of it before now.
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hm. i should ask my bf if he gets it lmao


Hah me either, till now :x
I'll be making sure to ask aswell shifty.gif
 
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post May 26 2007, 11:14 AM
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Man, this thread is making me sooo horny!!!

I just imagine what I would do to a morning missle with my mouth.
 
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post May 26 2007, 12:33 PM
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I get them sometimes.
 
MrElsewhere
post May 27 2007, 09:26 PM
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Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something.
 
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post May 27 2007, 11:00 PM
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QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Dec 21 2006, 08:15 AM) *
There are guys that don't get morning wood? ermm.gif

Thats what I was thinking too, haha. My boyfriend tends to get them.

One time, I was with some friends and talking about morning boners for some reason, and one of my friends had a blonde moment and asked:
"What's a morning boner look like?"
" ermm.gif Like other boners?"
Hehehe...
 
RyanWasHere
post May 27 2007, 11:11 PM
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QUOTE(MrElsewhere @ May 27 2007, 09:26 PM) *
Goes away after I pee. I heard it's your body's way of keeping you from peeing your bed. If you have an erection, it's supposed to close off the tube leading to your bladder or something.


Sounds about right to me... laugh.gif
 
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post May 28 2007, 04:24 PM
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wtf? i've never heard that one b4. i know u get less tents when u get older though
 
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post May 29 2007, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE(kayali @ May 26 2007, 03:53 AM) *

Hah me either, till now :x
I'll be making sure to ask aswell shifty.gif


you evil women

and its more awkward when you share a room
with your younger brother blink.gif
 
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post May 31 2007, 08:09 PM
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I really shouldn't know the clinical reasons, but hey, I read cosmo.
Ya'll, its technically got to do with either your bladder, or a vivid dream.

Im not seeing the humor in it.
If you have to see someone, I can see that
being really awkward. But most guys I ask
don't mind. "yayy!" they say.

and it just got funny. biggrin.gif
 
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post May 31 2007, 09:28 PM
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children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenagers.
 
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post Jun 1 2007, 09:02 AM
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QUOTE(Fist @ May 31 2007, 09:28 PM) *
children doesnt get morning wood as much as teenagers.


duh, why would they get it more?
 
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post Jun 1 2007, 05:53 PM
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.....HAHA
 
DarkImpressions
post Jun 1 2007, 07:51 PM
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Lol.
Hahahha I never thought someone would make a thread like this.
Ummm I thought that was natural Lol
 
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post Jun 2 2007, 05:49 PM
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girls:
-periods
-breasts
-cramps
-bloating

Some girls seem to lack that. Like the whole bunch of Asian girls on cB.
 
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post Jun 2 2007, 07:47 PM
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I hate it. I alsways have to put something on before i leave my room to go take a shower. atleast it goes away in like a hour. girls are so lucky. it is so embarising to have it in a class.
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 12:04 PM
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Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties and we don't.
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 12:07 PM
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I used to. But it suddenly stopped once I turned 15.
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 12:12 PM
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What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-the-middle-of-class-while-having-to-walk-up-to-the-teacher-to-turn-in-a-test-wood.
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 02:11 PM
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i get it all the time =]
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 05:49 PM
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all the time, can be a nusiance sometimes though . .
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 01:12 PM) *
What's worst tha morning wood, however, is in-the-middle-of-class-while-having-to-walk-up-to-the-teacher-to-turn-in-a-test-wood.


Hahaha. Or swimming-in-a-pool-full-of-sexy-girls-oh-shit-f**king-bathingsuit?

That happend to one of my friends once. How we laughed :D

(girls are mean >:D)
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 09:25 PM
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^did they at least touch you?
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 01:39 AM
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QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Jun 6 2007, 09:06 PM) *
Hahaha. Or swimming-in-a-pool-full-of-sexy-girls-oh-shit-f**king-bathingsuit?

That happend to one of my friends once. How we laughed :D

(girls are mean >:D)

That happened to one of my friends once too. We laughed a lot.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 02:22 AM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 5 2007, 05:04 PM) *
Also guys, keep in mind that girls have cooties and we don't.

1000 bucks for taking my oneliner and special word.

YOU COOTIE.

No my boyfriend gets them all the damn time...Its getting a little akward now.
 
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post Jun 7 2007, 07:43 PM
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ahh, every morning..
putting on my pants is getting difficult!
 

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