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I will tell you a good joke and you tell me one.
Fat2death
post Sep 30 2009, 09:03 PM
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We Need Money


A couple sitting around dicussing how to get out of debt.
Husbands suggest maybe she should try tricking. She thought about it and decided she would try it. Besides they really need the money.
So after awhile they find the right corner. She gets out and ready to make some money. He pulls down the block to make sure she's ok. After a couple of tricks, he sees she's doing fine. He leaves and comes back in a couple of hours.
When he gets back he finds she's got a line of cars waiting on her.
He comes back in the morning she runs to the car happy as hell. He ask her how much did we make.
$265.50. Who the hell gave you fifty cents, he asked.

She answered, They all did.



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rnicron
post Sep 30 2009, 11:18 PM
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why can helen keller only masturbate with one hand?

because she has to moan with the other.
 
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post Sep 30 2009, 11:25 PM
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...lol.
 
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post Oct 1 2009, 04:26 PM
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Why can't Helen Keller drive?




Because she's a woman.
 
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post Oct 1 2009, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE(rnicron @ Sep 30 2009, 11:18 PM) *
why can helen keller only masturbate with one hand?

because she has to moan with the other.

Dude that's so f*cked up. laugh.gif

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post Oct 1 2009, 05:17 PM
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what did helen keller do when she fell into a well?

screamed her fingers off
 
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post Oct 1 2009, 06:57 PM
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Why can't Helen Keller use a computer?

She's dead
 
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post Oct 1 2009, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(Buttsex @ Oct 1 2009, 04:26 PM) *
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.


lol!
 
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post Nov 13 2009, 10:15 AM
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Again with the Helen Keller jokes?
What is this?? mellow.gif
 
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post Nov 13 2009, 05:29 PM
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What's funnier than Helen Keller?

A truck full of dead babies.

QUOTE(Buttsex @ Oct 1 2009, 03:26 PM) *
Why can't Helen Keller drive?




Because she's a woman.

Love that one. loool.gif
 
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post Nov 13 2009, 09:44 PM
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QUOTE(emberfly @ Nov 13 2009, 03:29 PM) *
What's funnier than Helen Keller?

A truck full of dead babies.

*crickets.* _unsure.gif
 

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