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My nieces drew pictures of me
Reidar
post Nov 2 2009, 05:21 PM
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But why are kids so bad at drawing?

This is from the youngest one, age 5. The boobs on my arms are supposed to be muscles.



I think she should be an artist for Konami's Silent Hill team when she grows up because that looks like something I'd facefist after it came up to me in a dark alley while vibrating and making seal noises (like those aborted dinosaur fetuses in the second game, I loved kicking those).

This is from the older one, age 6. They call me Batman because that's what I told them my name was when they met me. Kids aren't very smart because the real Batman doesn't live in an apartment in the Bay Area.



No idea why I'm driving a potato over fire. Maybe someone should teach her that human beings drive cars (also potatoes don't have wheels).


Now compare that to my self-portrait:

Granted, some of it is a little skewed because the huge poster sheet wouldn't fit in my scanner so I had to scan in different sections and then put them together in Paint. But I have to say mine's way better and more realistic.
 
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post Nov 2 2009, 05:23 PM
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That is one sexy drawing for the first one.
 
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post Nov 2 2009, 05:25 PM
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did you say thank you?
 
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post Nov 2 2009, 05:27 PM
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On the third one I thought it had a dog coming out of it's chest.

lmao. cute
 
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post Nov 2 2009, 05:46 PM
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You're the goddamn Batman!
 
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post Nov 2 2009, 09:24 PM
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Second one is most accurate. You should thank her for capturing your inventiveness with the automobile, Batmam.
 
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post Nov 2 2009, 09:29 PM
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Do you wear a cape of bear fur to compensate for the lack of hair on your chest? Or is it because sometimes you just get cold?
 
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post Nov 3 2009, 12:03 AM
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I know they're not your own drawings, but you should've posted this in my childhood drawings thread.
 
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post Nov 14 2009, 12:31 AM
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I literally lol'd at your whole post. That's so precious xD

And I love your self portrait haha
 

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