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Boners, aren't they annoying?
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post May 22 2006, 07:21 PM
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I searched.
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...56385&hl=boners
But mine asks a different question.

So, for all the guys (and girls, if this applies), don't you hate boners?

You have to cover it and then people think you're a pervert.
And when you do cover it with your hand, people think you're groping yourself.
Also, it just doesn't feel good. It feels weird.

Boners suck in sweat pants!


Yup, this is a topic Corey would make, but I made it for him.

I DEDICATE THIS TOPIC TO COREY!
 
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post May 22 2006, 07:22 PM
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Corey hasn't been in a while =/ . I find guys with boners..kinda funny XD
 
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post May 22 2006, 07:25 PM
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post May 22 2006, 07:25 PM
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Whoops, doubleposted by accident.
 
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post May 22 2006, 07:30 PM
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i hate when it happens when you dont want it to yeah.


especially, when your sitting down, and your wearing jeans, and you suddenly get one for no reason, then you cant stand up.
 
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post May 22 2006, 07:41 PM
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Especially when giving a speech in front of your class. Good thing that has never happened to me yet.
 
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post May 22 2006, 07:46 PM
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I guess i can't really contribute to this topic because i am sans penis, BUT: When and if i catch a guy with a slight boner in akward places, i try to be understanding that sometimes they cant help it, and i dont make a scene or think much of it.
 
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post May 22 2006, 08:11 PM
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haha.

i saw this sex ed vid in 5th grade and the little boy got one during his class pic. lawl.
 
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post May 22 2006, 08:28 PM
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yes, what we/I call the NRB. No Reason Boner....they suck: random, embarrasing, out of no where, I was thinking of my granny boner, haha, j/p, but they seem to be worse if you havent moved around in a while, example: sitting throught an hour and a half class, and then you get up and start walking and moving and boop! bonerage. yeah.....*sighs*
 
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post May 23 2006, 02:14 AM
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Girls think they have it bad with their pms'.

but we have it worse.
 
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post May 23 2006, 05:22 AM
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^ haha! I guess so! I can't really complain since I'm a girl. I agree with x1049, I try to understand guys when that happens. It's not like you can stop it. happy.gif
 
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post May 23 2006, 07:49 AM
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QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 3:14 AM) *
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Girls think they have it bad with their pms'.

but we have it worse.




We've got our periods and pregnancy. _dry.gif
 
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post May 23 2006, 08:33 AM
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I heard from a friend of mine, that during this guy's french horn solo during our band concert, he had a boner. hmm...
 
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post May 23 2006, 10:28 AM
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QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 12:14 AM) *
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Girls think they have it bad with their pms'.

but we have it worse.


PMS is far worse than boners. You guys have got it good, I mean, can you stand a basketball coming out of your little weewee? =)
 
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post May 23 2006, 11:05 AM
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I love them... they turn me on. I'm being serious
 
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post May 23 2006, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ May 23 2006, 6:05 PM) *
I love them... they turn me on. I'm being serious

LOL! Me too! I love boners, they turn me on. I can't help it. I really do love boners.
 
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post May 23 2006, 12:32 PM
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QUOTE(Smoogrish @ May 23 2006, 8:49 AM) *
We've got our periods and pregnancy. _dry.gif



EXACTLY!
 
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post May 23 2006, 01:12 PM
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I'm okay with them. they make me laugh (dont ask) but sometime in the morning my boyfriend will come and hug me and unknowingly stabs me in the thy or something. Not pleasant haha.
 
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post May 23 2006, 01:59 PM
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Oh, the joy of having nothing better to do than discuss the illustrious boner.
 
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post May 23 2006, 02:02 PM
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^Justin, you got one while I was giggling pinch.gif
 
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post May 23 2006, 03:43 PM
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QUOTE(Kameko @ May 23 2006, 2:14 AM) *
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Girls think they have it bad with their pms'.

but we have it worse.


psh whatever. would you like it if blood was oozing out of you 24 hours a day for a week each month???!!! and would you like it if you had to pass a human being through your d**k???? stop whinning, we definetly have it worse.
 
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post May 23 2006, 06:11 PM
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dude.. the worst are the boners that come outta no where.. like ur sitting there and BAM HELLO

QUOTE(Weird addiction @ May 23 2006, 12:27 PM) *
LOL! Me too! I love boners, they turn me on. I can't help it. I really do love boners.




O.o w t f .... u wudnt love em if u were a dude =| unless its at the right time =O

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psh whatever. would you like it if blood was oozing out of you 24 hours a day for a week each month???!!! and would you like it if you had to pass a human being through your d**k???? stop whinning, we definetly have it worse.



oh god.. so true =| baby thru the d*ck AHHH
 
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post May 23 2006, 06:23 PM
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haha my boyfriend gets boners during school sometimes and he's like "say something disgusting!" so that it goes away. i think it's funny.
 
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post May 23 2006, 08:19 PM
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sure blood is annoying, but you guys get tampons!

what do guys get?

nothing. except for cups.

and getting hit in our penis hurts so much, it's not even funny.

first the pain goes all the way up from your balls, to your stomach. Than you feel like you have to crap.
I'd make a topic about that, but it's too painful to.
 
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post May 23 2006, 08:32 PM
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Oh yeah, tampons are big fun ;rolleyes:

And of course, we can actually get pregnant with your stupid kids, so I'm thinking you'll survive the boner.
 
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