dead baby jokes!, sick, yet hilarious |
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dead baby jokes!, sick, yet hilarious |
Oct 19 2006, 01:52 PM
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portami via Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 |
Maybe I'm crazy, but I love dead baby jokes.
Here's a huge list: http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com Post your favorites! Here are the classics: What's worse than ten dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans! What's the difference between twenty dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. (BTW: I wouldn't actually do anything of these things to a baby, I just happen to have a sick sense of humor...) |
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Oct 19 2006, 02:15 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,480 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 444,349 |
that's so wrong. its just sad. i couldn't laugh at that it would make me feel like a bad person.
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Oct 19 2006, 05:34 PM
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cvchango Group: Human Posts: 492 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 332,717 |
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*WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Oct 19 2006, 05:48 PM
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In our gym class, I usually am in a group with the same people and when we had our golf unit everyone would share dead baby jokes... and Hellen Keller jokes.
It was sick, but I think when you hear someone say some of them you can't help but laugh. Does that make me a bad person? |
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Oct 28 2006, 12:18 AM
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(′ ・ω・`) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
I never even got a chuckle out of these dead baby jokes.
They're way too sick. |
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Nov 3 2006, 07:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jan 2006 Member No: 362,677 |
What's the difference between twenty dead babies and a car?
I don't have a car in my garage. ugh. sorry. it's just really cruel. i know you said you woulnd't do any of this but... |
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Nov 5 2006, 12:43 PM
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♥ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,066 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,393 |
C'mon people, lighten up. They're not real.
I made this topic a while back. |
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*xcaitlinx* |
Nov 5 2006, 12:49 PM
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i could see if these "cruel" jokes were atleast a little bit funny, but they're not...they're not funny at all.
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Nov 5 2006, 12:54 PM
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yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
They are not funny at all
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Nov 5 2006, 04:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 476,079 |
THATS SICK. EVIL PEOPLE. ITS NOT A THING TO JOKE ABOUT WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THESE THINGS. THINK ABOUT IT.
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*WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Nov 7 2006, 09:17 PM
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Some of them can be really, really sick. But the stupid ones that make you roll your eyes are pretty funny. Hey, people make cruel and perverted jokes everyday. People even make money for making those jokes.
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Nov 8 2006, 09:35 PM
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CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
you guys are all sissies, I for one applaud this woman's sense of humor and her ability to NOT BE A LIBERAL PUSSY
high five me girl o/ |
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*WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Nov 8 2006, 10:16 PM
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...Mr. I have a 30% warn level.
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Nov 8 2006, 11:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 89 Joined: Oct 2006 Member No: 476,079 |
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*StanleyThePanda* |
Nov 9 2006, 12:02 AM
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Alot of these are really sick.
The big mac one was kind of funny, but... ew. |
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Nov 9 2006, 01:47 PM
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wut wut in the butt? Group: Human Posts: 2,108 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 227,723 |
lol some of these are funny
Maaaaaan you guys act like this is a news article or something. Lighten up. |
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Nov 9 2006, 08:49 PM
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CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
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*WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Nov 9 2006, 09:13 PM
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Nov 9 2006, 10:38 PM
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CB's Forum Troll Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,142 |
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*WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Nov 9 2006, 10:44 PM
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Well, they wouldn't have someone making stupid posts. Eh, guess they'd have to get rid of me too.
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*a painefull euphoria* |
Nov 11 2006, 11:42 PM
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dead baby jokes suck.
their imature and gross. and not funny |
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Nov 13 2006, 02:18 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 38 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 479,939 |
Maybe I'm crazy, but I love dead baby jokes. Here's a huge list: http://www.dead-baby-jokes.com Post your favorites! Here are the classics: What's worse than ten dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans! What's the difference between twenty dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage. How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. (BTW: I wouldn't actually do anything of these things to a baby, I just happen to have a sick sense of humor...) Can see that your sense of humour is indeed sickly... none of these made me laugh but rather thinking about how you posted them here... |
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*WHIMSICAL 0NE* |
Nov 14 2006, 10:48 PM
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Haha, I like how so many people are offended by jokes. This topic reminded me of an IM conversation I had about the remake of the Amityville Horror film. We were talking about Debie. It was sick. But oh-so-funny.
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Nov 14 2006, 10:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
yeah i feel slow..i don't get itt
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Nov 15 2006, 02:17 AM
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oh baby! Group: Member Posts: 210 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 404,785 |
That's some creepy ish.
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