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the shittiest break up
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post May 31 2010, 10:04 AM
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what's the shittiest way you've broken up with someone or been broken up with.

just curious :d
 
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post May 31 2010, 01:43 PM
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I've been lucky to have not experienced many shitty break ups. There is one that I remember being particularly painful though. Guy basically made me feel like our relationship was for the long haul. I mean, not just gave me that impression, but told me as much, several times. He broke things off shortly after my kid was diagnosed with autism and he did so with the following phrase, "It sounded good at the time."
 
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post May 31 2010, 02:26 PM
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Having your current girlfriend hide the fact that she wasn't a virgin, messed around behind your back at least three different times, and already had another guy on the side she was ready to commit to as soon as you called it quits after being on and off for four years. No to mention the fact that you haven't heard from you in almost a year nor have you talked since the night the relationship ended and she won't even give you the pleasure of calling you and her friends after all of her lying and infidelity.

If that doesn't sting, I might as well take a bath in corrosive acid.
 
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post May 31 2010, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(anime-essence @ May 31 2010, 03:26 PM) *
Having your current girlfriend hide the fact that she wasn't a virgin, messed around behind your back at least three different times, and already had another guy on the side she was ready to commit to as soon as you called it quits after being on and off for four years. No to mention the fact that you haven't heard from you in almost a year nor have you talked since the night the relationship ended and she won't even give you the pleasure of calling you and her friends after all of her lying and infidelity.

If that doesn't sting, I might as well take a bath in corrosive acid.

Goddamn, wtf? Good riddance.
 
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post Jun 27 2010, 07:13 PM
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Well, apparently I crudely broke up with my long-term boyfriend. Who wanted to marry me.

I just didn't like how sex-addicted he was and how rude he was to my family and my friends.

So I broke up with him after I had enough of him, and apparently that was "evil" of me.
So for months he kept IM'ing me, then eventually called me a "whore".

Bleh.
Good riddance I say.

That'd be my shittest break up so far.
 
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post Jun 27 2010, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE(tokyo-rose @ May 31 2010, 08:18 PM) *
Goddamn, wtf? Good riddance.

omg you said goddamn
 
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post Jun 27 2010, 10:17 PM
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One girl broke up with me via myspace comment. since I rarely log in to my myspace I didn't know for like two months
 
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post Jun 27 2010, 10:23 PM
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That must have been a close relationship.
 
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post Jun 27 2010, 10:54 PM
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onlineee.
 
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post Jun 28 2010, 01:09 AM
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QUOTE(spambot @ Jun 27 2010, 10:23 PM) *
That must have been a close relationship.

It was close for about four months. there was never any I love you or anything like that because we hadn't been dating that long, and we would still hang out. She never brought it up the entire time.
 
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post Jul 6 2010, 04:01 AM
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scary how real you make it seem....






































or is it
 
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post Jul 6 2010, 06:08 AM
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well its not my break up, but it find it kind of funny that one of my friend got dumped when her girlfriend (yeah lesbians) made her parents call the cops on her, on the grounds of homosexual sexual harassment or something.
 
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post Jul 6 2010, 11:07 AM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Jul 6 2010, 07:08 AM) *
well its not my break up, but it find it kind of funny that one of my friend got dumped when her girlfriend (yeah lesbians) made her parents call the cops on her, on the grounds of homosexual sexual harassment or something.

ouch that's laaaame

Oh and Rebbecca's was intense too *hug*
 
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post Jul 11 2010, 10:37 AM
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/\ ouch, My friends brother did that to his girlfriend too.

Mine isn't really a "breakup" but My boyfriend's Dad thinks that we should "take a break" so his son can meet "new friends" and college (and this is right after Bf-chan tells me his family adores me)
 
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post Aug 7 2010, 08:27 AM
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My ex took me to see Toy Story 3 &after we came back to mine he said he need to have a serious talk and then broke up with me, we both cried for hours and hours &used a new roll of toilet paper.. hmm does this count as a shitty breakup ?

hmmm who takes their girlfriend to see such an exciting movie then dump them after?
 
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post Aug 7 2010, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE(itskaycake @ Aug 7 2010, 09:27 PM) *
My ex took me to see Toy Story 3 &after we came back to mine he said he need to have a serious talk and then broke up with me, we both cried for hours and hours &used a new roll of toilet paper.. hmm does this count as a shitty breakup ?

he cried too? yeah that's shitty.
 
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post Oct 8 2010, 03:26 AM
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When my boyfriend went off to college, he had asked me to come visit him. Keep in mind that is college was 2 1/2 hours away from my home. And when I got there he broke it off.

Sorry bastard... stubborn.gif
 
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post Oct 9 2010, 07:19 AM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Aug 7 2010, 01:15 PM) *
he cried too? yeah that's shitty.

lmao for real
 
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post Oct 13 2010, 03:07 PM
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post Oct 23 2010, 06:37 PM
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post Oct 24 2010, 12:17 AM
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ROFL
 
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post Feb 27 2011, 06:38 AM
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Broke up with me right after sex. Awww yeahhh, so classy!

Oh wait, but the best part is his reasoning - because he wanted to be a bible thumper and I was his weakness to not being abstinent... soooo of course he had to "do it one last time to understand how dirty/sinful it feels to have sex so he'll never do it again." Yes, it just felt sooo dirty that you came twice from it and had to come back that second time stubborn.gif WTF? Most fcuked up bullsh!t I've ever heard in my life
 
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post Feb 27 2011, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Feb 27 2011, 05:38 AM) *
Broke up with me right after sex. Awww yeahhh, so classy!

Oh wait, but the best part is his reasoning - because he wanted to be a bible thumper and I was his weakness to not being abstinent... soooo of course he had to "do it one last time to understand how dirty/sinful it feels to have sex so he'll never do it again." Yes, it just felt sooo dirty that you came twice from it and had to come back that second time stubborn.gif WTF? Most fcuked up bullsh!t I've ever heard in my life

he should have broke up with you right before climax
 
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post Feb 28 2011, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE(boot @ Feb 27 2011, 12:18 PM) *
he should have broke up with you right before climax

at least it would make his story more believable. but he'd still be a douchebag regardless lol
 
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post Feb 28 2011, 09:25 AM
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Well I have a couple that have happen to me. But the worst one of them all is as followed:

I got home after work to find an unformilar car in the drive way. Thinking to myself I wonder who this could be. Once I went into the house I found the unformilar person laying under the covers with my girlfriend. ( Ex Now ) But the best part of the outcome is after they started dating I ended up banging her again and it called all kinds of havoc between them. I loved it.

 

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