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Birds and the Bees
mechwarrior1989
post Aug 21 2004, 11:54 AM
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One day a boy's father said that he had to talk to him. The boy was afraid that he may have done something wrong. Then after seating the boy down the father said, "Son, today I'm going to talk to you about the Birds and the Bees." Hearing this, the boy starts crying. His father, confused by the reaction, asks him why he's crying. The boy replys, "When I was 5 you sat me down and told me there was no such thing as the Easter Bunny. When I was 6 you said there was no Santa Clause. Now if you tell me that adults don't really have sex, then I'm going to have nothing to live for."
 

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mechwarrior1989   Birds and the Bees   Aug 21 2004, 11:54 AM
aznriceboi   its ok 5/10. good job   Aug 21 2004, 01:44 PM
F1R3B4T   lol! thats funni!   Aug 21 2004, 09:20 PM
Angelos   lol 7 outta ten   Aug 21 2004, 09:44 PM
tyedyefroggy   5 out of 10 It was funny, but alittle unsereal, wh...   Aug 21 2004, 09:50 PM
Caitlin   lmao i think that thats really funny =) poor boy ;...   Aug 21 2004, 09:53 PM
Mireh   aww...poor kid xP   Aug 21 2004, 10:33 PM
MasterNe0   6/10 is a ok score for this one.   Aug 23 2004, 05:12 PM
NinJa_CraZeEe   It was a little funny.. But I didn't quite get...   Aug 23 2004, 10:54 PM
dani41790   lol cute joke   Aug 24 2004, 12:34 AM
pnai4eva   Eh, it wuz ok...   Aug 24 2004, 08:51 AM
rAnd0m_strang3r   haha, funni   Aug 24 2004, 09:27 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   dont get it but it sounds like a 4/10   Aug 25 2004, 03:49 AM
scleex88   lmao, 5/10   Aug 25 2004, 03:59 AM
ciara nicole   hah. thats cute.   Aug 25 2004, 03:14 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha I see.   Aug 26 2004, 08:46 AM
Angelos   was nt this here befroe hmm yeah it was lol ohh wh...   Aug 26 2004, 08:56 AM


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