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| *mona lisa* |
 Apr 6 2007, 04:20 PM
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This is probably old but:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. ----- Lesson of the Day: Don't judge others! |
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| *kryogenix* |
Apr 6 2007, 04:22 PM
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Every post is a repost is a repost.
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Apr 6 2007, 04:23 PM
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I know who I want. I want Franklin Roosevelt.
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Apr 6 2007, 04:24 PM
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 Krista.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,380 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 391,319 |
Dang. That's kind of weird.
I picked C, which pretty much anyone would pick, I'd think. |
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Apr 6 2007, 04:24 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
The best part of Candidate C is that his wife is his neice! Or wait, were they ever married? Or just lovers?
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| *mona lisa* |
Apr 6 2007, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Apr 6 2007, 5:23 PM)  I know who I want. I want Franklin Roosevelt. Was that before or after reading the names of the candidates?QUOTE(marzipan @ Apr 6 2007, 5:24 PM) Dang. That's kind of weird. Sadly, I did too.I picked C, which pretty much anyone would pick, I'd think. QUOTE(kayceeisms @ Apr 6 2007, 5:24 PM) The best part of Candidate C is that his wife is his neice! Or wait, were they ever married? Or just lovers? I did not know that. 
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| *I Viddy Horrorshow* |
Apr 6 2007, 04:28 PM
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Well, this is why you get all your information first, kids.
And I recognized Churchill... I felt proud. Is it bad that I picked A just because I saw the whole thing coming? I'm such an effing cynic... |
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Apr 6 2007, 04:28 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Apr 6 2007, 5:20 PM) Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.  Yeah, this got me too. |
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Apr 6 2007, 04:46 PM
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I picked B because he sounds like your average college student. That, and I've seen this a million times.
Also the info on this is wrong, peep the original thread of this if you want to find out why. 
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Apr 6 2007, 05:15 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
QUOTE(marzipan @ Apr 6 2007, 2:24 PM) Dang. That's kind of weird. I picked C, which pretty much anyone would pick, I'd think. Same here. |
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Apr 6 2007, 05:33 PM
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Dang I chose Adolf Hitler, -cuts-
Wow did I miss judge. |
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Apr 6 2007, 05:33 PM
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Picked C...did not know that it'd be Hitler. Surprising to say the least.
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Apr 6 2007, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Apr 6 2007, 5:20 PM) This is probably old but: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. ----- Lesson of the Day: Don't judge others! Lesson of the Day: Mona Lisa does not contribute! DID YOU KNOW: Hitler had a scat fetish. Did you forget to add that, you facist? |
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Apr 6 2007, 06:11 PM
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Dang, and I would have picked C, Adolf Hitler. Hahah I never knew he was a vegetarian.
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Apr 6 2007, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE(Podomaht @ Apr 6 2007, 6:39 PM) DID YOU KNOW: Hitler had a scat fetish. Did you forget to add that, you facist?  I'm amused.
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Apr 6 2007, 06:23 PM
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I didn't remember seeing this before but I chose B just because. C sounded too good and I like to sleep in a lot. haha.
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Apr 6 2007, 06:32 PM
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B seems to be a bit obnoxious and somewhat of an ordinary man. C's record shows he is either extremely lucid or that has gone completely bonkers. The only person that sounds remotely close to a real politician is A.
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Apr 6 2007, 07:03 PM
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Yeah, I've seen this before. I chose C the first time.
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| *Podomaht* |
Apr 6 2007, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE(mona lisa @ Apr 6 2007, 7:14 PM) I'm amused.It's what I do. |
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Apr 7 2007, 03:01 PM
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I picked C.
And its hitler. See this is why I should bother even voting anymore.Too risky. |
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Apr 7 2007, 11:47 PM
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 What a sick, masochistic lion. Group: Member Posts: 1,853 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,535 |
 i picked c.dang. |
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Apr 7 2007, 11:58 PM
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I remember printing this out and showing it to my mom.
Yes, I picked C. |
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