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AngelinaTaylor
post Jan 22 2007, 02:32 PM
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7th. ahhahahah!

"The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment."

I look forward to that.
 
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post Jan 22 2007, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE(Duchess of Dork @ Jan 19 2007, 1:55 PM) *
As an aside, has any one seen Dali's Inferno illustrations?

Just thought it would be nice for us to have a visual of the hell we are in. wink.gif

Is it missing the point to think those are really cool? I like Dali...

And I'll be in Dis. Level 6. Which was ranked as 'Extreme'.

Colour me tragic.
 
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post Jan 22 2007, 08:21 PM
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Fifth Level of Hell
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


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post Jan 23 2007, 01:30 AM
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^ But you looked innocent. Hmm, your looks are deceiving. I should go visit you in your fifth period more often (:

So uh, I really thought I would get Purgatory cause I'm hella innocent. mellow.gif But I guess not cause I got the fifth level...
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 04:12 AM
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Seventh Level of Hell
grrr
i don't think i was that bad
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 05:50 AM
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Oh.. btw. I was wrong.

Here's how bad I was April 2005 - I just took the test again with similar results.

This time it was low on level 9, very low on 5, and slightly higher on 6. Everything else was pretty much the same.
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 06:04 AM
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I'm going to the eighth level of hell.

Purgatory sucks. Hell is where the cool kids are at. I'd totally mention these guys that I talked about this with, but it wouldn't mean anything to you. So yeah, eighth level of nine. I'm a bad person. I'm a mean girl.

Sleep time.
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 10:58 AM
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^Oh right. This time it was just as high for me at level 2, but I got very high for level 8. This makes sense that we'd both get the "fraudulent/malicious" category based on past conversations.. but but we have good intentions!! D:

..sleep is for suckers, btw. All nighter #4 since being in Texas. I'll hafta cut this out once I start work again. :P
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 02:21 PM
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Dani, Anna, I'm going to 6, come with me!

f**k level 8!
 
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post Jan 23 2007, 02:32 PM
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To be fair, I matched every level except purgatory and level one with "very high" (the other two were low)..
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 08:25 AM
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Hell is like having a play room in the house's basement where you can hang out with your buddies; only you know things are going to suck majorly because your big brother Satan will make its appearance anytime and will beat you up, eat your cheetos, and call you "Burgerface geekywad butt-wimple" to humiliate you in front of your pals afterwards.

O_o;
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 03:56 PM
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To be fair, if someone said the word 'butt-wimple' near me, it's going to make me giggle, not cower.
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 04:00 PM
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QUOTE(I Shot JFK @ Jan 24 2007, 9:56 PM) *
To be fair, if someone said the word 'butt-wimple' near me, it's going to make me giggle, not cower.


I doubt there's a word filter in hell, though. I gave up on trying to come up with a Beelzebub worthy insult after 15 minutes of trying, since everything l**k*d l*k* th*s and it was really annoying x( .
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 04:05 PM
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^You know, some of our resident trolls will tell you that you can override the offensive language filter by "changing" the font of one of the letters to the one you're currently using (which I believe is Arial), but that's just the word on the street, you didn't hear it from me. >_>

edit; Obligatory mod-style post: OH and don't do that, you'll get in big trouble.
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 04:05 PM
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Lol.

Takes more than the word f**k to scare me...

Bring it, Satan, because unless he's hitting me with a dictionary, I'm not gonna be all that impressed with words.
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 04:11 PM
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QUOTE(Libertie @ Jan 24 2007, 10:05 PM) *
^You know, some of our resident trolls will tell you that you can override the offensive language filter by "changing" the font of one of the letters to the one you're currently using (which I believe is Arial), but that's just the word on the street, you didn't hear it from me. >_>


Thanks for the advice you never gave me <.<

@ James:

Remember it's your big brother humiliating you in front of your friends, which doesn't necessarily need to be scary. Also, keep an eye on your cheetos.
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 04:13 PM
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I'm in lv2 >.>
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE(Kurd Jam @ Jan 24 2007, 9:11 PM) *
Thanks for the advice you never gave me <.<

@ James:

Remember it's your big brother humiliating you in front of your friends, which doesn't necessarily need to be scary. Also, keep an eye on your cheetos.

I'm the eldest.

Muahahah.

Oh, and I don't like cheetos, so I shall side step that one pretty neatly
 
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post Jan 24 2007, 04:51 PM
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QUOTE(I Shot JFK @ Jan 24 2007, 4:27 PM) *
I'm the eldest.

Muahahah.

Oh, and I don't like cheetos, so I shall side step that one pretty neatly


James I'll pick on you :]

Butt-wimple
 

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