Worst Compliments, Post them here :) |
 Aug 23 2005, 01:28 PM
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 ^-^  Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668  |
You can post compliments you've heard someone say here that are really stupid and funny, compliments that someone has given you that are ridiculas or end up being insulting, or just make some up...
Mine: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
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Aug 23 2005, 07:02 PM
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 You'll find me in your dreams. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 |
"You look so flip"
^ That's not a compliment. Ever. "Your sarcasm makes my feel all warm inside" ^ ... My friends have warped ideas of the word "compliment". "You should be happy that Armondo likes you" ^ Um, no. Not a seventh grader, not an ugly-ass one at that. Especially one with a uber-high nasely voice. Gross. |
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Aug 23 2005, 07:12 PM
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 Blasian, Asian, INVASION! Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 |
"I want a small butt like yours"
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Aug 23 2005, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE(nyah-nek0 @ Aug 23 2005, 7:02 PM) "You look so flip" ^ That's not a compliment. Ever. "Your sarcasm makes my feel all warm inside" ^ ... My friends have warped ideas of the word "compliment". "You should be happy that Armondo likes you" ^ Um, no. Not a seventh grader, not an ugly-ass one at that. Especially one with a uber-high nasely voice. Gross.  I LOL-ed at the last one :P |
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Aug 23 2005, 07:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,797 |
When people say: "You're (Something positive) for a (stereotype)."
ie You're really smart for a blond. |
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Aug 23 2005, 08:29 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
One of my friends. He has this weird thing for rating girls and he told me..
"You're between ugly and okay. You have a pretty face, but I mean, you have NO BODY." .. 
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Aug 24 2005, 12:19 AM
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*stares at my face*
"DUDE, I LOVE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!!!!!" |
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Aug 24 2005, 12:26 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 604 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,133 |
Guy: "I like you." [<-I think it was like or love .. Idk, I don't remember]
Me: "Thank you." Guy: "What?" Me: "It's a compliment.. you know, I appreciate that you like me.." 
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Aug 24 2005, 02:38 AM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
QUOTE(Aestuarium @ Aug 23 2005, 2:43 PM) that's not insulting (to Kpen a.k.a. Kayla) nvm STFU. Yes it is. I was very offended. |
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Aug 24 2005, 08:50 AM
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 Holla if ya hate me Group: Member Posts: 2,386 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 80,819 |
"Yo................................. I wish I was short like you."
... Dude was freakin 6'3, I'm only 5'8 -_- |
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Aug 24 2005, 12:23 PM
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^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
QUOTE(nyah-nek0 @ Aug 23 2005, 4:02 PM) "Your sarcasm makes me feel all warm inside" lmao  QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Aug 23 2005, 5:29 PM) One of my friends. He has this weird thing for rating girls and he told me.. "You're between ugly and okay. You have a pretty face, but I mean, you have NO BODY." .. That's just mean  Stupid little boy 
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Aug 24 2005, 12:25 PM
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 Don't worry guys, size doesn't matter...to lesbians Group: Member Posts: 2,444 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,066 |
here's one:
"You're SO special they wanted to put you in a mental hospital to confine you from perverts out there" that was kinda like an insult for me but owell... |
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Aug 24 2005, 12:42 PM
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QUOTE *stares at my face* "DUDE, I LOVE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!!!!!" hahahahaa i have a good one... *looks at me funny for a while* your nose... it's so big! *pause* ...i mean... in a good way. it just fits your face. i wish i had a nose like yours.  i love how he tried to cover it up. niiiice.
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Aug 24 2005, 03:21 PM
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 I love you more than sex appeal. Group: Member Posts: 3,045 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,932 |
Hmm...I think it was this one...
You're glasses are thick....but they cute! lolz
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Aug 24 2005, 06:23 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Human Posts: 1,152 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,239 |
people said you were fat but look at your calves.
edit; oh, write down ones you've heard, not gotten? [/laugh out loud] i LOVE the "your sarcasm makes me feel warm inside." may i steal it? |
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Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
ah i got a few of these..
My friend jasmine said to me, "You are really pretty for an asian girl...if only u weren't asian..." (man, i wanted to smack her) some random guy i met, "yah you'd be a knockout if you were taller" (oh gee thanks...i can't help it i'm short) lol i dun wanna list more...people are so mean nowadays lol |
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Aug 25 2005, 12:16 AM
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My friend got one today:
*Wow, your love handles are so huge and cute, I just wanna poke them. |
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Aug 25 2005, 01:28 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
my friend once said
your so good at chinese, too bad im better. |
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Aug 25 2005, 08:36 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(pyrochick19770 @ Aug 23 2005, 11:43 AM) I don't like when people say: "You're great, but..." Then trail off & don't tell you what the effing "but" was for. I remember getting those words a lot lol. "You're a really great person, but except that you're...." and suddenly one of their friends call her name and she forgets what she says then i forget what she says. but after a day later, i remember suddenly that she complimented me like the worst one. i was gona ask her what was the compliment, but i kept forgetting and til that moment. i still never got the chance to speak with her because i moved hehe. |
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Aug 25 2005, 08:41 AM
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"You're such a funny slut, haha"
 ...ex boyfriend told me that
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Aug 29 2005, 08:32 AM
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 It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
QUOTE(sandra6645 @ Aug 25 2005, 9:41 AM) "You're such a funny slut, haha" ...ex boyfriend told me thatJeez. I think I'd be offended.
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Aug 29 2005, 01:53 PM
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 hojax to the max Group: Member Posts: 330 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,858 |
well one of my guy friends called me a whale but he said he was obviously kidding because "you're like the thinnest person i know"
some of my other friends are like "gosh ellen you're so thin! lucky!.....are you anorexic?" uh..just because i'm a ballerina and i forget to eat dinner sometimes doesnt mean i'm anorexic...lolbut um...twisted compliments there i suppose |
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Aug 29 2005, 02:30 PM
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 I LiKe CoOkIEs O_o Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,840 |
QUOTE My friend got one today: *Wow, your love handles are so huge and cute, I just wanna poke them. HAHAHAH LOL ROFL! 
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Aug 29 2005, 02:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,551 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,857 |
"Ken, you're so random but I never met anyone as random as you though."
Geeez I'm not that random. |
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Aug 29 2005, 02:53 PM
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You'll find me in your dreams. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,536 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,010 |
^ Don't worry.
"Your sarcasm makes me feel all warm inside" ain't that much better. Or how about "I wish I were as hyper as you can be on Pixy stix" and... "No pixy stix for you!". Oh wait. That last one wasn't a compliment. |
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Aug 30 2005, 09:54 PM
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 Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
haha ^ those things are like legal coke
"you're beautiful... on the inside." grrrr. but it was funny. |
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